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Saint Freak posted:What does he have to do to his poor hair to make it both stand up straight and still have a wave in it?
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 18:41 |
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# ? Jun 12, 2024 14:08 |
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You can do that with volumising powder and a bit of hair spray. Also I want to get high and drag race my lamborghini after dropping 100k at a strip club.
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 18:43 |
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Captain Trips posted:Counter-counter-counter-(Oh god make it stop)-point: The people who say "You only need to wash your hair once a week" are the same types who wear their jeans for six months without washing them. I shower and wash my hair every day, even if I don't even leave the house on a lazy Sunday- and I never wash jeans unless I'm around smokers for a long period of time. BOOM! (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 19:34 |
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New Leaf posted:I shower and wash my hair every day, even if I don't even leave the house on a lazy Sunday- and I never wash jeans unless I'm around smokers for a long period of time. BOOM! SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 19:36 |
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You're all disgusting sacks of poo poo.
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 19:48 |
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP I see the sight but don't understand what the hell that thing is supposed to be.
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 19:50 |
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Obviously it's a tactical derringer. Duh. Scope, and the grip and flashlight on the front of it. Makes the bullets go faster, kinda like when you were a kid the red stripes on your shoes made you go faster.
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 19:52 |
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Soulex posted:I see the sight but don't understand what the hell that thing is supposed to be. It's a tiny, single shot .22 pocket pistol. Look up Derringer, they've been around a while.
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 19:52 |
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Soulex posted:I see the sight but don't understand what the hell that thing is supposed to be. When you can't figure out what something is in a picture, it's probably a dildo.
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 19:53 |
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Oh, there's a gun wedged in there.
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 19:54 |
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New Leaf posted:It's a tiny, single shot .22 pocket pistol. Look up Derringer, they've been around a while. Scuse me, that's at least a 4 shot, maybe a 6 shot. Single shots only had the single barrel and flipped open from the handle. That's got a cylinder. It's obviously 4-6x more tactical than a regular derringer.
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 19:57 |
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ColHannibal posted:When you can't figure out what something is in a picture, it's probably a dildo. This may be the wisest statement I've ever read on the internet.
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 19:58 |
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KoRMaK posted:Oh, there's a gun wedged in there. Accessories not included.
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 20:00 |
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New Leaf posted:It's a tiny, single shot .22 pocket pistol. Look up Derringer, they've been around a while. Didn't notice before you said it. I see it now. That's really ridiculous.
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 20:05 |
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Soulex posted:Didn't notice before you said it. I see it now. That's really ridiculous. I think it's also "a joke".
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 20:12 |
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Soulex posted:Didn't notice before you said it. I see it now. That's really ridiculous. Took me a while too. I was trying to figure out what it was, decided on some kind of spergy tactical slingshot, then right before I closed the page I realised what was going on. The worst part is that I actually would have preferred it being a slingshot.
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 20:13 |
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Words
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 20:33 |
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Can someone tell me what they mean by "tactical" weapons. I assume it means combat of some sort, but what are they imagining they're going to do with those things. I release that gun is meant as a joke.
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 20:34 |
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Imagine being an insufferable nerd who only ever saw guns in Tom Clancy's novels. And that's what "tactical" means.
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 20:36 |
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Are you really "seeing" a gun in a novel, though?
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 20:59 |
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tactical means a lot of poo poo stuck on a gun. like flashlights, lasers, scopes, tape dispensers, pencil holders, stapler, etc. etc.
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 21:08 |
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KiddieGrinder posted:tactical means a lot of poo poo stuck on a gun. Don't forget the little drawer where you can keep your beef jerky warm.
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 21:13 |
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It's the gun equivalent of people putting blue leds and poo poo on their computers.
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 21:19 |
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I'm sure whoever came up with it had the best of intentions, probably intending it to mean "extra stuff not directly related to making the gun go boom that gives the user an advantage," but it's just a word the marketing department slaps on new guns to make them super
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 21:28 |
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KiddieGrinder posted:tactical means a lot of poo poo stuck on a gun. That's tactilol Most of the pictures are only funny if you understand how unnessecary the parts are so I'll stop posting them.
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 21:29 |
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Soulex posted:I see the sight but don't understand what the hell that thing is supposed to be. No joke, no matter how obvious, will go unexplained in the funny pix thread
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 21:53 |
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MiketheGreat posted:You're all disgusting sacks of poo poo. Whoever owns this poor dog is an rear end in a top hat
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 22:17 |
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tehloki posted:No joke, no matter how obvious, will go unexplained in the funny pix thread It's funny 'cause jokes often get explained in this thread even when they are really obvious.
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 22:20 |
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BlankIsBeautiful posted:Ok, you asked for it. Dredged up from the depths of YOSPOS, here's this glowing review of Nair. Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and this. I still laughed like a maniac when I read the "review": I loving lost it at "Raspberry Razzmatazz Nair"
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 22:20 |
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Skeesix posted:I loving lost it at "Raspberry Razzmatazz Nair" It's a big brother article. I remember reading that when it came out.
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 22:36 |
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MisterOblivious posted:Most of the pictures are only funny if you understand how unnessecary the parts are The most unnecessary part is the gun
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 22:40 |
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MisterOblivious posted:That's tactilol TFR has a whole thread of them. I go there because they'll post real obvious ones, and someone usually explains the ones that are not http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2862314
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 23:00 |
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Kanfy posted:There's no advantage unless you're supremely lazy, in Finland those things were voted the most worthless product of 2011. 2012 was battery-operated soap dispensers and 2013 scented garbage bags. how dare you post this without posting the link to their site http://theflatteringman.com/
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 23:31 |
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jgrrr posted:how dare you post this without posting the link to their site This is the proest click.
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 23:44 |
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(I had to look up why we care about Justin Bieber today. I was shocked to learn he's only 19. I thought he was like late 20's by now.)
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# ? Jan 24, 2014 00:52 |
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Stoned cartoon characters, part 17.
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# ? Jan 24, 2014 00:52 |
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Jamesman posted:
I legit thought that was Miley Cyrus until people started saying "he". FREE GUWOP
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# ? Jan 24, 2014 00:59 |
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Jamesman posted:
...Where's Miley Cyrus right now?
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# ? Jan 24, 2014 01:12 |
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I swear, goons and faces. These two pictures are hideously asymmetric. Beiber and Miley Cyrus have the same chin; that's about it. They look basically nothing alike.
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# ? Jan 24, 2014 01:17 |
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You're right... has anyone ever seen them in the same room together?
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