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Acquilae posted:
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I once ate halal meat, and I instantly converted to Islam. But then I ate kosher meat and started feeling Jewish, so I don't what's goin' on in me right now.
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I had a few kebabs from the place that sold them at uni back when I was a student. They had a sign saying the food was all halal. I have lived in fear since then, constantly worried that I'll be hit with a drone attack, or that I might wake up one morning in Guantanamo Bay or somewhere like that.
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Acquilae posted:It's like these people think eating halal-approved food is a contract acceptance to be recruited into Al-Qaeda. The whole objection to halal thing makes me irrationally angry. It's pretty much kosher without the magic spells and slightly fewer rules! The most important bit is a bare-minimum requirement of adequate treatment of the slaughtered animal! vmlfhm;lsmbs
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Acquilae posted:It's like these people think eating halal-approved food is a contract acceptance to be recruited into Al-Qaeda. There have been freep threads by people that have Christian priests bless their food to make sure it isn't halal by accident.
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Acquilae posted:It's like these people think eating halal-approved food is a contract acceptance to be recruited into Al-Qaeda. If that's the case then give me a black banner and a framed picture of Osama bin Laden 'cause I've eaten enough halal meat salad to sink a boat.
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Vagabundo posted:A bunch of loving animals, the lot of them. I wonder how many Freepers there are in this bunch. I actually had to wipe out a post in the making about how these filth should be declared open season after I realised how angry this had made me. God loving drat, it's a pity you can't remove these inbred blackshirts from society. edit: Violently. Publicly.
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And make them martyrs? Why? Let them spout their hateful poo poo. Non-idiots will then easily know who not to associate with.
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WarpedNaba posted:God loving drat, it's a pity you can't remove these inbred blackshirts from society. You'd fit right in!
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Acquilae posted:It's like these people think eating halal-approved food is a contract acceptance to be recruited into Al-Qaeda. We can only fight back by eating kosher meat!
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dukeku posted:You'd fit right in! Gazing into the abyss, etc.
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Don't touch the poop.
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dukeku posted:You'd fit right in! "How dare you get mad at violent racist pieces of poo poo, by golly you're JUST LIKE the guys who want to murder all Muslims ![]()
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If there's one thing that I've learned from reading the FReep thread it's that if the FReep thread is making you angry/sad, take a break.
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GreyjoyBastard posted:The whole objection to halal thing makes me irrationally angry. It's pretty much kosher without the magic spells and slightly fewer rules! The most important bit is a bare-minimum requirement of adequate treatment of the slaughtered animal! vmlfhm;lsmbs The ritual slaughter required to produce halal meat includes just as many prayers as kosher slaughter, and it has the same objection in that it is specifically prohibited that the animal die from exsanguination and that the spinal cord not be severed and thus can lead to a needlessly prolonged death for the animal being slaughtered. Engaging in pointless animal cruelty because you think the magic man in the sky wants you to is just as grotesque no matter which god's nutty dictates you think you're following. Of course, the ![]()
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This brings me back to the heady days of Facebook, when Campbell's Soup originally began offering halal products (or had been all along and some reporter noticed it, I forget). I ended up arguing pointlessly with some freepy-types on some "Boycott Campbells FOREVER" page over it. Eventually I kind of forgot about it but never actually unsubscribed, and during the run-up to the 2012 election the page's creator started using it as a platform to show his unabashed support for the only true conservative candidate, Rick Santorum. I thought that was a nice touch.
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Halal is sort of a red flag for bigots the world over. A while back, here in the frozen wasteland of Sweden, a municipality decided to switch suppliers of the meat that was to be served for lunch in the schools. They found a supplier that matched the criteria and was cheaper than the old supplier. It was, however, halal meat. Cue angry parents storming facebook, the school and municipality receiving threathening letters and phone calls, and the comments sections in newspapers being aflame with virulent racism. Many of the protesters professed a great worry about animal cruelty, which is a fair point. But, fact is that in Sweden there are (as in most countries) quite strict laws about this, and halal meat is no exception. The various large muslim communities and experts in Sweden has declared that the meat is still halal and that God is probably fine with it, since they are, like most people in the world, reasonable people. The second argument was that schools are by law strictly non-confessional, and religious elements are not allowed. They claimed that forcing the children to eat halal meat would be the same as forcing the children to participate in islamic religious ceremonies. "If they can force my atheist child to eat halal, they should also force the muslim kids to eat pork!" was a common rallying cry. Far-right parties were not late to the game either, screeching about "stealth-islamization" and "buckling under the demands of muslims". The whole issue died down when courts declared that the whole thing was fine and legal, and the racists grudgingly went on to search for other opportunities to hate muslims. The children, I suspect, ate the meat and thought nothing of it. Erenthal fucked around with this message at 13:06 on Jan 25, 2014 |
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Same here in Denmark. The shitstorm first died down when nearly all of the country had to be told that the meat produced in Denmark has been halal since the loving 70s for export reasons. Unless the people who pitched a fit are stealth muslims, there's probably no problem ![]()
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The Insect Court posted:The ritual slaughter required to produce halal meat includes just as many prayers as kosher slaughter, and it has the same objection in that it is specifically prohibited that the animal die from exsanguination and that the spinal cord not be severed and thus can lead to a needlessly prolonged death for the animal being slaughtered. Engaging in pointless animal cruelty because you think the magic man in the sky wants you to is just as grotesque no matter which god's nutty dictates you think you're following. Of course, the I've heard this which if true I think is a legitimate objection but yeah most of the people freaking out certainly don't care about ethical animal slaughter.
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Lycus posted:I once ate halal meat, and I instantly converted to Islam. But then I ate kosher meat and started feeling Jewish, so I don't what's goin' on in me right now. Why do you think the US loves bacon? It's because we hate jews and muslims.
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What bugs me the most about the whole "halal is EVIL MOOSELIM" thing is how reminiscent it is of Nazi propaganda about kosher meats.
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Fandyien posted:What bugs me the most about the whole "halal is EVIL MOOSELIM" thing is how reminiscent it is of Nazi propaganda about kosher meats. Right-wingers using framing tactics similar of fascists in the past?! Well I never!
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Gen. Ripper posted:"How dare you get mad at violent racist pieces of poo poo, by golly you're JUST LIKE the guys who want to murder all Muslims We can't be mean to the other guys at all people, if we continue Restoring Sanity society will surely rise up in support of us, the adults in the room.
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I'll always remember the time I bought some meat that was certified both kosher and halal and I turned Jewish and Muslim at the same time
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Gen. Ripper posted:"How dare you get mad at violent racist pieces of poo poo, by golly you're JUST LIKE the guys who want to murder all Muslims Desiring to purge people who disagree with you is a very sane, rational idea, just like all of those sane, rational ideas posted on FR.
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tacodaemon posted:I'll always remember the time I bought some meat that was certified both kosher and halal and I turned Jewish and Muslim at the same time
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Mooch and the wookie comments were found on a hunch+CtrlF. Nice to see people associating their real names and faces to this stuff, hopefully it comes back to hurt at least some of them.
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I also grabbed a bunch of Subway Facebook comments for the PYF thread here. My favourite was the guy who implicated Subway in a Benghazi cover-up. It's funny stuff, but I think it's harmful to a degree as well. All of these highly publicized boycotts are reinforcing the false, Freepish notion that these kinds of people really are the silent majority of Americans, and that "voting with your wallet" actually works against companies this large. It's terribly naive. Subway is the largest fast-food franchise in the world - even bigger than McDonalds. They aren't going to go broke because a minority of Republicans hate them now. I mean, I don't buy drinks at Starbucks anymore, but I don't expect their empire to crumble anytime soon. Also related to the discussion - I actually lost a longtime friend over Campbell's introducing Halal chicken noodle soup. I made a joke on her anti-Campbell's petition and she sent me a bunch of messages accusing me of various misdeeds, called me a "dhimmi" and never spoke to me again.
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Oh god, what prompted this to be posted? ![]()
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I love how they're offended more by the fact that Michelle is involved than the fact that a corporation is getting endorsed by the sitting president's wife. Priorities, I guess.
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ChaosSamusX posted:Oh god, what prompted this to be posted? We here in the States wanted to watch Canadian goons go ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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Seriously, is that actually a Canadian-owned site? Because I'm skeptical.
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The Insect Court posted:The ritual slaughter required to produce halal meat includes just as many prayers as kosher slaughter, and it has the same objection in that it is specifically prohibited that the animal die from exsanguination and that the spinal cord not be severed and thus can lead to a needlessly prolonged death for the animal being slaughtered. Engaging in pointless animal cruelty because you think the magic man in the sky wants you to is just as grotesque no matter which god's nutty dictates you think you're following. Of course, the I snuck in that "bare minimum" line for a reason, but the spinal cord thing is an excellent point I had not directly considered.
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I get that they don't like the President, but what the hell did Michelle ever do to them?
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Bender posted:I get that they don't like the President, but what the hell did Michelle ever do to them? She blacked all over the White House.
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Bender posted:I get that they don't like the President, but what the hell did Michelle ever do to them? Told them to maybe eat a salad instead of dodging them. While being black.
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Lycus posted:Seriously, is that actually a Canadian-owned site? Because I'm skeptical. There are Canadian politicians that have been looking to the United States for stupid policy ideas so it's very possible there are Canadian citizens looking to the United States for stupid belief systems.
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Zeroisanumber posted:We here in the States wanted to watch Canadian goons go Well it's working.
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It's nice to know people still see Canada as this bastion of progressive thought and politics, even as we descend (further) into becoming a racist petro-state.
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Little Blackfly posted:It's nice to know people still see Canada as this bastion of progressive thought and politics, even as we descend (further) into becoming a racist petro-state. Yeah, well at least you use your petro-dollars to fund some decent crumbs for the proles. Here we just get to lay down in the street and die.
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