HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:It would be a step up for Hunnam, IMO. Maybe he read the outline for Pacific Rim 2 and realised he was already in one franchise where the supposedly strong female character falls head over heels for the inexplicably amazing douche he plays so he figured there was no need to double down?
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# ? Jan 25, 2014 20:19 |
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PriorMarcus posted:Maybe he read the outline for Pacific Rim 2 Hahahahahahaha
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# ? Jan 25, 2014 20:25 |
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penismightier posted:Hahahahahahaha
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# ? Jan 25, 2014 21:29 |
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penismightier posted:Hahahahahahaha
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# ? Jan 25, 2014 21:37 |
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muscles like this? posted:Oh boy wait. It's set...in SEATTLE? No. nooooo. nooooooo.
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# ? Jan 25, 2014 22:07 |
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Spatula City posted:wait. It's set...in SEATTLE? Oh nooooooo! This film adaption of a widely-successful book that nerds hate is being set in a city of over six hundred thousand people! Nooooo not my sprawling metropolis!
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# ? Jan 25, 2014 22:15 |
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Lady Naga posted:Oh nooooooo! This film adaption of a widely-successful book that nerds hate is being set in a city of over six hundred thousand people! Nooooo not my sprawling metropolis! I think it could be a fun thing. Maybe you'll get an influx of bored 40+ women looking for something kinky at your local watering hole. That's the general idea I have of the book and its proponents.
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# ? Jan 25, 2014 22:33 |
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Slasherfan posted:I just saw this and thought it was one of the cheesiest horror posters I've seen If you want, you can watch it here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ka_Nu20ulS0 thanks to our old friend BurialGround. Although I really, really, wouldn't recommend it.
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# ? Jan 25, 2014 23:23 |
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37: A very specific micro-genre Trilogy of Terror Ooga Booga (alternate tagline is "Racists, beware!") Ragdoll Charlie Boy (repackaged 'Hammer House of Horror' episode) Black Devil Doll from Hell Black Devil Doll (poster by the Shock Festival guy but this is a real movie)
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# ? Jan 26, 2014 01:04 |
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muscles like this? posted:Oh boy Valentines Day? hahahhahahahahaahahahahahahahaa
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# ? Jan 26, 2014 01:10 |
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ShufflerZero posted:If you want, you can watch it here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ka_Nu20ulS0 thanks to our old friend BurialGround. Oh, is it really the same The Jar? I loving love this thing. It's hard to tell because they barely show the thing in the titular Jar in the movie but the movie itself is just sideways enough to be rewatchable.
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# ? Jan 26, 2014 02:03 |
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ShufflerZero posted:If you want, you can watch it here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ka_Nu20ulS0 thanks to our old friend BurialGround. I would.
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# ? Jan 26, 2014 02:03 |
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Dissapointed Owl posted:I would. :dap:
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# ? Jan 26, 2014 02:04 |
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Spatula City posted:wait. It's set...in SEATTLE? You know you could just ignore it, right?
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# ? Jan 26, 2014 02:17 |
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Vagabundo posted:You know you could just ignore it, right? Don't you understand? Seattle is like another character in this movie, and now he has to tell people that he lives in a character that was featured in 50 Shades.
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# ? Jan 26, 2014 03:02 |
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ShufflerZero posted:37: A very specific micro-genre Anyway.
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# ? Jan 26, 2014 03:27 |
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Mister Chief posted:Poster for the upcoming film which is sort of a follow up to Wet Hot American Summer. Going back a few pages but a review from the only site I usually check is up and it's insanely positive. Light spoilers in the review, but it just made me more excited for the movie.
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# ? Jan 26, 2014 03:50 |
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ShufflerZero posted:37: A very specific micro-genre It's a shame that the doll segment isn't featured on the poster for Tales of the Hood, the best horror anthology film that people assume is stupid because of the title. I'd add the poster to this post, but frankly it's so dull that it's not worth the effort of going to imgur for it.
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# ? Jan 26, 2014 05:21 |
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Anyone have any recommendations for interesting, classic horizontal posters? Looking to fill a spot on the wall. I've already got these hanging.ShufflerZero posted:Ooga Booga (alternate tagline is "Racists, beware!") I love that they got Karen Black for this. I guess she's the Jamie Lee Curtis of Zuni fetish dolls.
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# ? Jan 26, 2014 05:28 |
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Darthemed posted:Anyway. I don't know if I should be surprised that Chris Penn as in "Nice Guy Eddie from Reservoir Dogs" Chris Penn is in this, but that guy was in a lot of poo poo.
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# ? Jan 26, 2014 05:34 |
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Vagabundo posted:I don't know if I should be surprised that Chris Penn as in "Nice Guy Eddie from Reservoir Dogs" Chris Penn is in this, but that guy was in a lot of poo poo. Fist of the North Star is one of the worst movies I've sat through.
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# ? Jan 26, 2014 05:42 |
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morestuff posted:Fist of the North Star is one of the worst movies I've sat through. Bullshit.
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# ? Jan 26, 2014 05:45 |
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I miss the days when martial artists were inexplicably given starring roles in movies. Like Cynthia Rothrock, she was cool.
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# ? Jan 26, 2014 06:28 |
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morestuff posted:Fist of the North Star is one of the worst movies I've sat through. This movie owns and is also the only other movie I can think of that has Rufuo from Hook.
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# ? Jan 26, 2014 06:47 |
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Ariza posted:I think it could be a fun thing. Maybe you'll get an influx of bored 40+ women looking for something kinky at your local watering hole. That's the general idea I have of the book and its proponents. Yeah, that's been going on for years now. http://www.metropologie.com/tour/fifty-shades-of-grey/
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# ? Jan 26, 2014 06:51 |
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penismightier posted:Hahahahahahaha I can actually post the outline for Pacific Rim 2 here: Outline for Pacific Rim 2 posted:Robots
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# ? Jan 26, 2014 07:19 |
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You forgot accents so bad it made it actually unwatchable to anyone familiar with the real thing.
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# ? Jan 26, 2014 09:17 |
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Confession. As a self named 80's movie buff, I can't believe it's the first time I ever saw this (Google searched movie posters). How is this possible? I own Hercules in New York on tape. I don't know who I am anymore! ubergnu fucked around with this message at 10:04 on Jan 26, 2014 |
# ? Jan 26, 2014 10:02 |
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There are a thousand things about these posters that are lovely and make me wish the creator would contract some hideous blinding disease - if they haven't already - but the worst has to be that he didn't even fill in Ed Neumeier's name properly.
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# ? Jan 26, 2014 13:23 |
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ubergnu posted:Confession. As a self named 80's movie buff, I can't believe it's the first time I ever saw this (Google searched movie posters). How is this possible? I own Hercules in New York on tape. I don't know who I am anymore! There used to be a great youtube video where someone had phonetically subtitled a horrible duet of Stallone and Parton from this movie, but I can't find it anymore. *pterodactyl noise*
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ubergnu posted:Confession. As a self named 80's movie buff, I can't believe it's the first time I ever saw this (Google searched movie posters). How is this possible? I own Hercules in New York on tape. I don't know who I am anymore! This is a pretty famous movie man - even more so then Hercules in New York.
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# ? Jan 26, 2014 16:06 |
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MikeJF posted:You forgot accents so bad it made it actually unwatchable to anyone familiar with the real thing. Oh god, those Australian accents - HOW? What I don't get is that the Australians were played by pretty no-name actors, so..if you're not trying for big names, then why the hell wouldn't you just get some actual Australians? It's not as if it's impossible to get two related-looking Australian guys in good shape who can act Ok. ubergnu posted:RHINESTONE Alcohollywood did a great podcast review of it. It certainly sounds special (read: awful.)
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# ? Jan 26, 2014 22:57 |
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davidspackage posted:There used to be a great youtube video where someone had phonetically subtitled a horrible duet of Stallone and Parton from this movie, but I can't find it anymore. *pterodactyl noise* That was actually us - Alcohollywood did videos to accompany reviews for awhile. Unfortunately, both Blip and Youtube have taken it down, though I think Jared's got it somewhere.
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# ? Jan 27, 2014 01:14 |
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CelticPredator posted:Mondo's new 300 2 poster. What the gently caress is it about Mondo posters that drive everybody into such a froth? There's a few that are actually artfully handled and reflect in some meaningful way on the source material, but regardless of quality they're always sold out in seconds, and the ones that get posted back up on eBay are so outrageously marked up that they're practically unattainable anyways. I don't know if I'm more irritated at the success of the ones that sort of suck, or at the fact that I can't get the ones which don't.
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Axeface posted:What the gently caress is it about Mondo posters that drive everybody into such a froth? There's a few that are actually artfully handled and reflect in some meaningful way on the source material, but regardless of quality they're always sold out in seconds, and the ones that get posted back up on eBay are so outrageously marked up that they're practically unattainable anyways. I don't know if I'm more irritated at the success of the ones that sort of suck, or at the fact that I can't get the ones which don't. I don't like Mondo posters, but let's please not start this derail again.
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# ? Jan 27, 2014 06:20 |
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:I am really curious to see how well 50 Shades does and so should all nerds because this may be the beginning of another rated R renaissance. I thought it was going to be pretty tame, which makes me wonder why they're even bothering. Mostly I'm just annoyed that they didn't let Bret Easton Ellis adapt it. Anyway, if it brings back actual capital-s Sexuality in movies I'll gladly give it my momney. edit: I'm not even going to fix that perfect Freudian typo
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Criminal Minded posted:I thought it was going to be pretty tame, which makes me wonder why they're even bothering. Mostly I'm just annoyed that they didn't let Bret Easton Ellis adapt it. Anyway, if it brings back actual capital-s Sexuality in movies I'll gladly give it my momney. Ritt Momney?
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# ? Jan 27, 2014 16:09 |
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They're not exactly posters but loving at every one of these Empire covers for Days of Future Past: http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=114003 Starring Peter Dinklage as someone who fell out of American Hustle apparently. Also Yodzilla fucked around with this message at 18:12 on Jan 27, 2014 |
# ? Jan 27, 2014 18:09 |
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Oh my god those are amazingly awkward.
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# ? Jan 27, 2014 18:30 |
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That... Quicksilver looks like a cosplayer. A bad one.
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# ? Jan 27, 2014 18:31 |