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 The boys will now suffer from post-concussion syndrome and eventually commit suicide at age 45. Hooray for Grandpa!
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I'm trying to figure out what the purpose of this contraption is for.
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Mr. Cool rear end posted:The boys will now suffer from post-concussion syndrome and eventually commit suicide at age 45. Hooray for Grandpa!
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This Mandrake story is probably the best thing I've ever read in a newspaper comic. Especially compared to the total lack of anything happening The Phantom's had lately.
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Volume posted:I'm trying to figure out what the purpose of this contraption is for. Would it help narrow things down if I told you his new neighbors are cows?
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BlankIsBeautiful posted:Wait. No no.. wait... that's it? Seriously? After all this goddamn build up they're just going to loving leave because it's too loud?! There's not going to be some "battle for the planet Earth" or some poo poo like that? They're just going to walk away? Naw.. I don't believe it. The frogs are just following their own advice 
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Jan 30, 2014 22:07
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That kind of rigid, utilitarian thinking is the enemy of creativity. Why can't you just appreciate a window-mounted spatulight semiwood armature for what it is? Randy does.
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RandomFerret posted:spatulight semiwood Mods? 
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GorfZaplen posted:
Looks like Thor's old helmet in the background. Paul Ryan doing a little shout-out to his days at Marvel.
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Those truly are some goony spacefrogs.
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Luann Apartment 3-G  Pros & Cons  Sally Forth  The Amazing Spider-Man  
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My Lovely Horse posted:Well for Christ's sake stop touching it and don't keep it in a jungle cave! goatface posted:Dude should really donate some of that stuff to museums. You guys will probably be disappointed to learn that the Phantom's skull ring was originally owned by Emperor Nero and was made from the nails that held Jesus to the cross. Phantom uses it to punch bad guys in the face. Dude gives no fucks about history.
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Julet Esqu posted:Luann It's the woman's fault that the slacker, almost unprovoked, did the first lovely grapple that every teenager tries to do and got slugged.
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Julet Esqu posted:Apartment 3-G I can't get over the sheer stupidity of this plotline. Even for comic strips this is just dumb. Do you suppose Margaret Shulock is just loving with Bolle at the point to see what kind of stuff she can get him to draw?
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:I can't get over the sheer stupidity of this plotline. Even for comic strips this is just dumb. Do you suppose Margaret Shulock is just loving with Bolle at the point to see what kind of stuff she can get him to draw? My friend's relatives recently caught a baby deer and tried to raise it as a pet living in their house. It turns out it's not a good idea.
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Julet Esqu posted:Pros & Cons The voice in my head sounds a lot like Detective DeFoe too, assuming he sounds exactly like Patrick Warburton, which obviously he does. Rip Haywire sounds like Jon Benjamin.
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Nipponophile posted:You guys will probably be disappointed to learn that the Phantom's skull ring was originally owned by Emperor Nero and was made from the nails that held Jesus to the cross. Phantom uses it to punch bad guys in the face. Dude gives no fucks about history. Where the hell does the Phantom get all this stuff anyway? The Phantom line only dates back to the age of sailing.
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TyrsHTML posted:Where the hell does the Phantom get all this stuff anyway? The Phantom line only dates back to the age of sailing. I'm guessing that the Singh Brotherhood probably have a pretty extensive collection of art and artifacts, and if the Phantom happens to come across any of it in the process of administering vigilante justice, well, he could donate it to a museum...
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TyrsHTML posted:Where the hell does the Phantom get all this stuff anyway? The Phantom line only dates back to the age of sailing. He probably beat up a bunch of native tribes and just robbed them all blind.
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Dr. Video Games 0081 posted:My friend's relatives recently caught a baby deer and tried to raise it as a pet living in their house. It turns out it's not a good idea. Why would anyone do this? Hmm you know what's just fantastic, deer poo poo and Lyme disease!
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:I can't get over the sheer stupidity of this plotline. Even for comic strips this is just dumb. Do you suppose Margaret Shulock is just loving with Bolle at the point to see what kind of stuff she can get him to draw? She needs to write an orgy scene to see how boring Bolle can make it.
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Mister Beeg posted:Don Martin, actually. Although Sergio is doing a Groo/Conan crossover comic right now. I have no idea how I did that. I have no idea what the joke is supposed to be in Lio today, either. 
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I know what the joke is, but this was all I could see...
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Esplanade posted:She needs to write an orgy scene to see how boring Bolle can make it. So many white flannel nightgowns with frilly collars. Of course, you'd only see them from the shoulders up. Juliet Jones  Phantom Classic  Radio Patrol  Rip Kirby  Big Ben Bolt  Johnny Hazard 
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Wanamingo posted:Lost Side of Surburbia I have no idea what's going on in this comic, but I love the art. It's like what H.P. Lovecraft would have drawn is he were illustrating underground comics in the 1970's.
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DantePhoenix posted:I know what the joke is, but this was all I could see... Keep up the good work, thread.
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So what exactly is happening in that original comic? Is she turning the heat up on the bed itself and then taking the covers for herself cause he'll be warm now anyway or what
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Gil It's martyr complex both ways. Retail  Better not leave the house and interact with anyone ever because you're bound to get people discussing the weather as a way to uh, break the ice. Bleeker the Rechargeable Dog  I don't know if I'd trust anyone in this strip to get anything done right to be honest. Dustin  Dustin's mom must be the only one in the world who doesn't play Words with Friends. On the Fastrack  Open bar, open source. Safe Havens  Leonardo just doesn't appreciate true art.
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Nipponophile posted:You guys will probably be disappointed to learn that the Phantom's skull ring was originally owned by Emperor Nero and was made from the nails that held Jesus to the cross. Phantom uses it to punch bad guys in the face. Dude gives no fucks about history. Midnight Moth posted:Dustin 
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Macaluso posted:So what exactly is happening in that original comic? Is she turning the heat up on the bed itself and then taking the covers for herself cause he'll be warm now anyway or what My reading was she couldn't get as much blanket as she'd like so she turned it up to where it was too hot for the man (this joke is based on stereotypes).
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Macaluso posted:So what exactly is happening in that original comic? Is she turning the heat up on the bed itself and then taking the covers for herself cause he'll be warm now anyway or what It's an electric blanket. He's hogging the covers, so she turns up the heat really high causing him to throw them off and she can have them to herself. Midnight Moth posted:Retail "Goddamn customers trying to have friendly chit-chat with me. It's like they think I'm a human being with an interest in the outside world rather than a mindless drone. If one more of these sons of bitches attempts pleasant interaction with me I swear to God..." I've had lots of people in retail ask me for updates on the weather while I was checking out. Didn't realize it made me the rear end in a top hat.
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F Minus ends January on a high note, in my opinion. 
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Julet Esqu posted:I've had lots of people in retail ask me for updates on the weather while I was checking out. Didn't realize it made me the rear end in a top hat. You motherfucker. But seriously, like no one here has ever been harmlessly annoyed at multiple people bringing up something the same subject over and over again.
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gently caress it. Here's a God drat wall of Mary Worth. They aren't all here, but it was a boring story anyways. I have no idea where we stopped, but I could only find back to 12/31 anyways. She's out in NYC with the bearded retired Broadway star who has, of course, fallen for her.   He buys her a scarf from one of the street scarf merchants New York is famous for.  The disembodied heads of those she's wronged haunt Mary.     She almost gets hit by a cab...  ...but the beard guy saves her.  She decides to leave, and claims it wasn't the taxi, but really gives no other explanation.  He takes the news well.  She goes home, hooks up with the boyfriend, they go for a cruise, and she keeps her dirty, filthy secret.  Then they go to the Bum Boat...   ...which is the place a woman inexplicably chooses to go to tell her daughter that her father is leaving...  ...and then proceed to have a mild emotional breakdown.  Waiter don't give a gently caress.  But Mary do give a gently caress.  She's got meddle in her eyes.
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