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High Warlord Zog posted:
...I must see this.
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Fat Lou posted:I have this poster on my kitchen wall. It is drat awesome. I have never watched the movie. Too bad, the movie is even better than the poster.
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ShufflerZero posted:the First Great Train Robbery I really liked this poster, so I looked the movie up on IMDB and wow, ugh, yuck: 
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Yodzilla posted:What in the world. Okay so there's freddy in the bottom left and jason and Michael up top but who the gently caress is that on the bottom right??!?!
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Gaz2k21 posted:Okay so there's freddy in the bottom left and jason and Michael up top but who the gently caress is that on the bottom right??!?! Pretty sure that's Scarface. And seems like they threw in Indiana Jones as well because why not. EDIT: Whoops, meant Leatherface... Renoistic fucked around with this message at 19:02 on Feb 2, 2014 |
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Feb 2, 2014 17:26
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Renoistic posted:Pretty sure that's Scarface. Wrong -face.
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Feb 2, 2014 17:30
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Michael Myers, Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees, Leatherface, and I wouldn't be surprised if the guy at the bottom was an original character in the film. Or a hillbilly from The Hills Have Eyes, maybe?
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Dissapointed Owl posted:Wrong -face. I'd watch a movie where a coked-up Al Pacino runs around a farm killing teenagers. The one-liners would be glorious.
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I'm pretty sure that's David Mitchell, you morans.
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Rough Lobster posted:...I must see this. You haven't seen Where Eagles Dare? 
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Feb 2, 2014 18:17
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Dude from Wolf Creek on that Charlie's Farm poster, I'm pretty sure.
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Nathan Jones was once one of Australia's most wanted due to armed robberies so he's a good choice as a big murderous horror villain.
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caligulamprey posted:Dude from Wolf Creek on that Charlie's Farm poster, I'm pretty sure. Correct it's Mick Taylor from Wolf Creek 
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Paper Jam Dipper posted:Nathan Jones was once one of Australia's most wanted due to armed robberies so he's a good choice as a big murderous horror villain. The Giant of Boggo Road?
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Bringing back the Captain America posters, I'm not terrible at faces and such but I honestly had no idea who the lady in the trailers was till now. Something looks very off between those posters and that trailer. I know the posters have been photoshopped but it's like the trailers intentionally made her look less like Black Widow from Avengers, let alone the actress.  I'll write it off to being bad at faces.
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High Warlord Zog posted:
Oh how I wish someone would start making some movies that live up to what posters like these promised. I suppose Sucker Punch was pretty close...
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Feb 2, 2014 21:44
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 Cover to a Super 8 movie that one of my teachers "found on the street".
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Robert Denby posted:
Lazy poo poo only sent a VI.
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 It's a fairly lovely poster for what is apparently an astoundingly lovely movie. What stood out for me though, was the fact that there's little mention of the duo that produced, wrote and directed it outside of the credit scroll at the bottom while shouting about the involvement two other producers involved in the movie who were involved in a pair of unrelated horror movies that weren't completely worthless. edogawa rando fucked around with this message at 00:52 on Feb 3, 2014 |
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Vagabundo posted:
"We're trying to sell a movie kid, not give some high-falutin directors that no-one's heard of a reacharound" 
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Isn't that the one done by the same guys who did "Meet the Spartans" and all those nasty pieces of wet trash? I wouldn't want to advertise them either.
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Didn't they make Scary Movie too? I remember that movie being popular back in high school. "By the producer" is pretty desperate to begin with but here it's kind of reaching new lows. (why do they keep getting money for that poo poo?) Kurtofan fucked around with this message at 01:15 on Feb 3, 2014 |
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mind the walrus posted:Isn't that the one done by the same guys who did "Meet the Spartans" and all those nasty pieces of wet trash? I wouldn't want to advertise them either. Which is pretty funny, when you consider that the first credited producer Peter Safran, who's involvement in The Conjuring is noted on the poster, produced Meet the Spartans, Disaster Movie and Vampires Suck.
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Kurtofan posted:Didn't they make Scary Movie too? I remember that movie being popular back in high school. I don't think they did the first couple Scary Movies.
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Waffleman_ posted:I don't think they did the first couple Scary Movies. They were both writers on the first one, which is probably the only halfway decent movie they've ever been involved in. Although, two of the Wayons' also helped write it, so I'm betting most of the better stuff is probably due to them.
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Vagabundo posted:
This is hilarious because they don't want to mention the directors of those lovely spoof movies because this movie isn't a lovely spoof movie, so they instead mention the producers of loving horror movies for a movie that has nothing to do with horror movies. Can you imagine a poster for Elephant man saying "produced by the director of Blazing Saddles and Space Balls"?
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Apparently they wrote the screenplay or the script for Spy Hard, which is hard to believe considering that film has actual jokes in it and not just references.
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Madkal posted:This is hilarious because they don't want to mention the directors of those lovely spoof movies because this movie isn't a lovely spoof movie, so they instead mention the producers of loving horror movies for a movie that has nothing to do with horror movies. Can you imagine a poster for Elephant man saying "produced by the director of Blazing Saddles and Space Balls"? Are you sure it's not a lovely spoof movie? The tagline seems to imply that it's a spoof of stuff like the Hangover series.
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How the hell do you do a spoof of a comedy film anyway?
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Waffleman_ posted:Are you sure it's not a lovely spoof movie? The tagline seems to imply that it's a spoof of stuff like the Hangover series. From what I've heard, it's apparently supposed to be a found footage comedy, in the vein of something like Bridesmaids (you know, women get behave in a naughty manner, much laughs are had. In theory, at least), except it's apparently a complete piece of poo poo that can't even get the found footage aspect right (based on the AV Club review, it apparently has shots that could not have possibly come from one of the 4 women holding a camera, including rapid back-and-forth cutting like a conventional conversation scene).
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ShufflerZero posted:38: At the risk of causing a derail, have some classy train posters How about one written from ex con Edward Bunker.  and the much better international poster 
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Holy gently caress. That is pretty much the best poster.
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ruddiger posted:How about one written from ex con Edward Bunker. He was the one who got Danny Trejo his break into movies on the set of that very film (they'd recognized each other from prison). I couldn't decide which of these to go with, so have the lot!    
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Ghostpilot posted:He was the one who got Danny Trejo his break into movies on the set of that very film (they'd recognized each other from prison). Yeah, he fights Eric Roberts at the beginning of the film. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItOo3b0P-Ik
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ruddiger posted:How about one written from ex con Edward Bunker. Oh wow that's killer.
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Madkal posted:This is hilarious because they don't want to mention the directors of those lovely spoof movies because this movie isn't a lovely spoof movie, so they instead mention the producers of loving horror movies for a movie that has nothing to do with horror movies. Can you imagine a poster for Elephant man saying "produced by the director of Blazing Saddles and Space Balls"?
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I assume since there's only one barfing face you haven't actually seen the movie.
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computer parts posted:Because remaking sequels to a 30 year old movie is really loving stupid if you think about it. 
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