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amarantinesky fucked around with this message at 03:21 on Apr 4, 2014 |
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Feb 3, 2014 06:29
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broncos just got hilariously sodomized, they literally hiked the ball into their own end zone on the first play hoo boy ----------------
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Feb 3, 2014 06:31
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amarantinesky posted:You are very wise. I only ever drink gin with lime and tonic because pine trees. Also there was a jelly bean bar? I'm not even a huge fan of jelly beans but I want that. Nessa, your wedding also sounds super amazing. I'm seriously considering eloping but I'm not sure that would work. Maybe if I had a cool theme I could tolerate actually being at my wedding... be my wedding planners thanks. The budget is $350. I drink gin because pine trees.  Lately I've been loving on some Japanese whiskey though.
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Feb 3, 2014 06:34
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amarantinesky posted:You are very wise. I only ever drink gin with lime and tonic because pine trees. Also there was a jelly bean bar? I'm not even a huge fan of jelly beans but I want that. Nessa, your wedding also sounds super amazing. I'm seriously considering eloping but I'm not sure that would work. Maybe if I had a cool theme I could tolerate actually being at my wedding... be my wedding planners thanks. The budget is $350. My best friend and her husband eloped to San Francisco, got married at a courthouse, and then rented a car and spent the next week eating and drinking their way down the coast until they flew back from San Diego. Not sure how much it cost, but I'm still jealous a couple years later.
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Feb 3, 2014 06:34
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i want all bronco heads on pikes surrounding the superbowl they lost
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Feb 3, 2014 06:45
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I'm wondering what my future kids will look like. My hair is light, fine and straight, while my fiancé's is dark, coarse and curly. I hope if I have a daughter that she get's his long, luscious eyelashes.
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Feb 3, 2014 07:37
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Crow Jane posted:My best friend and her husband eloped to San Francisco, got married at a courthouse, and then rented a car and spent the next week eating and drinking their way down the coast until they flew back from San Diego. Not sure how much it cost, but I'm still jealous a couple years later. I am really jealous of this and dread my wedding in a year that will be 300 guests most of which I don't give a poo poo about. Asian Traditions
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Feb 3, 2014 07:41
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Nessa posted:I'm wondering what my future kids will look like. My hair is light, fine and straight, while my fiancé's is dark, coarse and curly. Only problem is if your eyelashes are long and your hair is curly, every now and then some of your eyelashes will curl right back towards your eyeball. 
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Feb 3, 2014 08:02
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Kimmalah posted:Only problem is if your eyelashes are long and your hair is curly, every now and then some of your eyelashes will curl right back towards your eyeball. too-long eyelashes is up there with the problems i would most like to have
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Feb 3, 2014 08:06
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GNU Order posted:You know what's super cool? When your siblings are the spitting image of your parents and you look nothing like any of them. Maybe you weren't adopted but your mom was stepping out on your dad, and you look like your real dad.
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Feb 3, 2014 08:06
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:too-long eyelashes is up there with the problems i would most like to have if I wear mascara I have to be really careful or else I get mascara marks on my glasses, I have no idea if this is normal or if I just have long lashes
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Feb 3, 2014 08:07
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:too-long eyelashes is up there with the problems i would most like to have I'm not really complaining much, most of the time they're pretty rad. 
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Feb 3, 2014 08:08
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Kimmalah posted:Only problem is if your eyelashes are long and your hair is curly, every now and then some of your eyelashes will curl right back towards your eyeball. i have to constantly pluck out all the eyelashes on the outer edges of my eyelid (so i have a bald spot about 1mm long) because otherwise they curl into the cornea, which means i have to go on a tweezing spree like every two days because as soon as i get eyelash stubble they start scratching me stupid eyes!
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Feb 3, 2014 08:09
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Avshalom posted:i have this problem, it's called trichiasis and it's annoying as poo poo Sounds like a problem that could drive one to drunkpost.
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Feb 3, 2014 08:10
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you are 100% correct, i'm just a helpless victim of circumstance and everybody should treat me with sympathy and understanding
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Feb 3, 2014 08:14
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you have pretty much the best drunk posts, I want to mail you booze just so I can read more of them
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Feb 3, 2014 08:16
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Portals posted:if I wear mascara I have to be really careful or else I get mascara marks on my glasses, I have no idea if this is normal or if I just have long lashes you have long lashes, holy hell.
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Feb 3, 2014 08:17
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:you have pretty much the best drunk posts, I want to mail you booze just so I can read more of them i'm trying to restrain myself because i think i'm like one probation away from being perma'd at this point 
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Feb 3, 2014 08:20
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Couldn't you just, like, not post garbage while drunk? Sorry, I'm snippy I can't drink anything until Thursday because I'm getting blood drawn. In its place I'm mainlining herbal tea. It isn't the same
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Feb 3, 2014 09:10
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:Couldn't you just, like, not post garbage while drunk? Are you OK?
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Feb 3, 2014 09:11
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Until Thursday? Wow, are they like, taking some every day? Does alcohol stay that long?
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Feb 3, 2014 09:13
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:Couldn't you just, like, not post garbage while drunk? i hope you're not sick and the blood tests turn out fine! a few days being sober is good for everyone though, i think
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Feb 3, 2014 09:45
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a travelling HEGEL posted:Are you OK? Yeah, but my last one had some high figures because of my thesis-writing diet of fast food and whiskey (and I forgot to not eat beforehand). He wants to make sure there's nothing affecting it this time.
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Feb 3, 2014 10:28
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:Yeah, but my last one had some high figures because of my thesis-writing diet of fast food and whiskey (and I forgot to not eat beforehand). He wants to make sure there's nothing affecting it this time. your last what had high figures of what what is being tested here
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Feb 3, 2014 10:29
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As an Australian is it offensive if I say 'oval office' a whole lot? Because I do. Americans are crybaby cunts and can't even deal with it.
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Feb 3, 2014 10:30
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a travelling HEGEL posted:your last what had high figures of what triglycerides and lipids iirc
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Feb 3, 2014 10:33
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it sounds really weird to me whenever Americans say oval office
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Feb 3, 2014 10:34
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Motherfucker posted:As an Australian is it offensive if I say 'oval office' a whole lot? Because I do. Americans are crybaby cunts and can't even deal with it. That's offensive as a person. But good try using your geographic origin to be a tool.
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Feb 3, 2014 10:35
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:triglycerides and lipids iirc ah, gotcha my cholesterol levels, if you must know, are excellent
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Feb 3, 2014 10:36
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Australians are all bad ive met every single one
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Feb 3, 2014 10:38
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Dongicus posted:Australians are all bad they are the most likely to be drunk and loud on the german streets
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Feb 3, 2014 10:39
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a travelling HEGEL posted:they are the most likely to be drunk and loud on the german streets* *not including germans.
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Feb 3, 2014 10:40
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my uncle by marriage is an aussie he's like the opposite of every single stereotype
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Feb 3, 2014 10:41
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Motherfucker posted:*not including germans. germans drink a lot but they get drunk less often than the english speaking countries, and they get falling-down-drunk way less
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Feb 3, 2014 10:42
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Either I only meet cool Australians or I am a terrible judge of character and I am not a terrible judge of character. I do love me some Brits/Irishmen/Welshmen a bit more, though. They always treat me good.  I don't know a whole lot of ladies.
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Feb 3, 2014 10:42
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:my uncle by marriage is an aussie All aussies are. That's the secret joke.
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Feb 3, 2014 10:42
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:my uncle by marriage is an aussie nebbishy?
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Feb 3, 2014 10:42
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my uncle moved to Australia he is a bad uncle
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Feb 3, 2014 10:42
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poopkitty posted:Either I only meet cool Australians or I am a terrible judge of character and I am not a terrible judge of character. I am a hairy scotsman
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Feb 3, 2014 10:43
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Dongicus posted:it sounds really weird to me whenever Americans say oval office this so much. Maybe that's why its so much more offensive to Americans, because its offensive to a connoisseur's ear.
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Feb 3, 2014 10:44
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