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OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
When your asian wifu gets really vocal during loving does it sometimes sound like she wants you to square off against bobby deniro in a game of russian roulette?

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LEGIT WAR CRIMINAL
Aug 29, 2008

by XyloJW

USMC503 posted:

Best part is I'm not even in. If the e messages make sense, it's a miracle of auto correct which is normally a loving usual essential whore.

ur gonna get cucked like bitchtits

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT

USMC503 posted:

I just had guy wedding reception and I'm so loving drunk. I married an Asian too. I'm so loving enlisted lol.

lmao

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STHpMUYeznQ

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
footage from usmc503s wedding reception

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_ukfGAd8T4

a lovely bride

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

footage from usmc503s wedding reception

a lovely bride
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZnO5-Uhpsk

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009
*watches 5 minutes of Almost Human*

yep. gonna watch dredd tonight.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
:hawksin:

LEGIT WAR CRIMINAL
Aug 29, 2008

by XyloJW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pika50e6l_Y

LEGIT WAR CRIMINAL
Aug 29, 2008

by XyloJW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACFf2SnO2A4

LEGIT WAR CRIMINAL
Aug 29, 2008

by XyloJW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFPS1Yz1XuU

LEGIT WAR CRIMINAL
Aug 29, 2008

by XyloJW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP6E9czT7Ps

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
Just watched a video where he removes "buckshot" from his leg with a box-cutter while playing a rap song he wrote and recorded himself.

This guy is amazing. He keeps it simple. If a Church refuses to let him sleep in their parking lot and/or refuse to give him free poo poo or pay for his gas, he calls them baby rapers in his YouTube videos.

Doing God's work.

LEGIT WAR CRIMINAL
Aug 29, 2008

by XyloJW
he's also been arrested for aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and "terroristic threats".

in one set of videos he straight up kidnaps a girl that is tweaking and takes her to a church against her will to get her an exorcism

There is no doubt in my mind that some of the girls in his videos "went missing"

LEGIT WAR CRIMINAL
Aug 29, 2008

by XyloJW
in another video he makes out w/ a woman with an eyepatch who keeps asking him to get her high

LEGIT WAR CRIMINAL
Aug 29, 2008

by XyloJW
reminder that we are all probably one blow to the head away from bein this guy

except for shim who is probably actually this dude

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!



That was pretty much one of the best Seahawks games ever.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
http://www.chicagonow.com/portrait-...w-you-can-help/

I feel bad for this kid.

First he's a human being for being a Brony

Then he's a pussy for acting like a little bitch when kids pick on him

And finally he's a gently caress up for not even succeeding when he tried his best

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Bronies are never well hung.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Bronies are never well hung.

:golfclap:

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Bronies are never well hung.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Bronies are never well hung.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

An 11-year-old who's devoutly religious, loves ponies, and is super into concert violinists and a cappella?

Like was he purposely trying to check off all the boxes to end up with the word FAG carved into his forehead with a boxcutter?

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Bronies are never well hung.

Goddam, dude. Poetry

polpot saved asia
Aug 28, 2011

Booblord Zagats posted:

http://www.chicagonow.com/portrait-...w-you-can-help/

I feel bad for this kid.

First he's a human being for being a Brony

Then he's a pussy for acting like a little bitch when kids pick on him

And finally he's a gently caress up for not even succeeding when he tried his best

:stare: that looks like Mitchell Henderson http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/an-hero

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

Booblord Zagats posted:

http://www.chicagonow.com/portrait-...w-you-can-help/

I feel bad for this kid.

First he's a human being for being a Brony

Then he's a pussy for acting like a little bitch when kids pick on him

And finally he's a gently caress up for not even succeeding when he tried his best

That kids dad is the biggest human being of all.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUkX75IEkHE

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

Obama Africanus posted:

That kids dad is the biggest human being of all.

A close second for Uncle Jimmy for leading him down the path of faggotness.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
Real talk, that kid just figured out what the rest of us secretly knew deep down, and decided to head all of his future problems off at the pass and hang himself. Look he's a pretty sharp kid, he's read the loving bible and that's a pretty thick book with all kinds of confusing words. Who are we to say he didn't know what was best for himself?

The real tragedy here is that the lessons we tried to teach Matthew Sheppard all those years ago never got passed on to the bronies.

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW
i just realized by watching the noah trailer that i dont even know the story besides guy named noah + flood + animals + boat

LEGIT WAR CRIMINAL
Aug 29, 2008

by XyloJW

Obama Africanus posted:

The real tragedy here is that the lessons we tried to teach Matthew Sheppard all those years ago never got passed on to the bronies.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

genderstomper58 posted:

i just realized by watching the noah trailer that i dont even know the story besides guy named noah + flood + animals + boat

All-knowing and all-powerful deity is petty/willing to commit genocide.

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

All-knowing and all-powerful deity is petty/willing to commit genocide.

it sounds boring and they definitely shoulda got michael bay to direct with maybe will smith + martin lawerence to make funny buddyquotes

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

genderstomper58 posted:

it sounds boring and they definitely shoulda got michael bay to direct with maybe will smith + martin lawerence to make funny buddyquotes

Blacks weren't invented yet back then tho vOv

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

Helldump Immunity. posted:

Blacks weren't invented yet back then tho vOv

Got bad news about Noah for you, bro

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Nah he was just brown like abraham, moses, saint nicholas, and the rest of the middle easterners.

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Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May
hey guys whiskey is awesome and bob dylan is awesome especially with whiskey

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