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all this gay talk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyxqlA4rqaU
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Feb 4, 2014 03:14
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you rock posted:If a guy won't drink from your diva cup, he don't love you otoh if a guy drinks from your diva cup without your permission then there's a problem
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Feb 4, 2014 03:18
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Portals posted:otoh if a guy drinks from your diva cup without your permission then there's a problem If you stopped putting it in the cupboard, he'd stop assuming it was a shot glass on a ring ladies, i want a ring pop shaped like a cup to drink shots out of. Let's make it happen.
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Feb 4, 2014 03:21
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Serious Cephalopod posted:If you stopped putting it in the cupboard, he'd stop assuming it was a shot glass on a ring Just make a cast of a shot glass, fill it with whatever sugar based solution you make hard candy out of and attach it to a cheap plastic ring with edible glue.
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Feb 4, 2014 03:24
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Slam whale holy grail
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Feb 4, 2014 03:32
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Serious Cephalopod posted:If you stopped putting it in the cupboard, he'd stop assuming it was a shot glass on a ring you could get one of these and fill it with something like this and then glue them to rings like boom boom boom suggested
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Feb 4, 2014 03:34
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oh no i spilt my ring shot glass CHRISTMAS IS RUINED
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Feb 4, 2014 03:36
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you all should draw me a picture of senator armstrong but not as a butt this time
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Feb 4, 2014 04:09
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Thank you, thread! Also: Baby cuttlefish are the cutest. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDwOi7HpHtQ
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Feb 4, 2014 04:16
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Serious Cephalopod posted:Thank you, thread! you are my favorite e: also there is a bobtail squid somewhere in this video. they are commonly mistaken for super chubby cuttlefish
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Feb 4, 2014 04:18
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What's the secret to getting spiders to live in your genitals? I want to shoot spiders out of my dick, but I'm having trouble getting them in there.
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Feb 4, 2014 04:25
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:What's the secret to getting spiders to live in your genitals? I want to shoot spiders out of my dick, but I'm having trouble getting them in there. Spidervaging is for ladies only, I'm afraid. Perhaps you should look into a centipenis
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Feb 4, 2014 04:27
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turn your dick into a millipede because ladies love those
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Feb 4, 2014 04:30
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Donkay NOoo posted:turn your dick into a millipede because ladies love those Can confirm. RIP Crockett and Tubbs.
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Feb 4, 2014 04:31
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my cat is very entitled. please help. he thinks if i am in the kitchen he deserves food that is better than his kitty food i already buy him very good kitty food and treats
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Feb 4, 2014 04:32
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man what if your dick was a leech
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Feb 4, 2014 04:32
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Does he come running in whenever he hears a can opening? Mine's convinced that every can contains tuna,and looks really disappointed when it's just beans or something
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Feb 4, 2014 04:33
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glandmine posted:man what if your dick was a leech what if it wasnt really a leech but just had one of those freaky mouths in place of the urethra like perfectly normal other than for that
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Feb 4, 2014 04:33
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Crow Jane posted:Does he come running in whenever he hears a can opening? Mine's convinced that every can contains tuna,and looks really disappointed when it's just beans or something he comes running if i am in the kitchen at all
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Feb 4, 2014 04:34
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Pick posted:my cat is very entitled. please help. Mine thinks every bag is TREATS. He will bite and pull my pantleg until I give him some. I wish I could help, but my cat is spoiled.
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Feb 4, 2014 04:34
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You could maybe turn your sack into a wasp's nest, then wasps could shoot out when you do
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Feb 4, 2014 04:35
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if bazooka sees me eating a meat stick he will cry and cry and cry until i give him some
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Feb 4, 2014 04:35
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Crow Jane posted:You could maybe turn your sack into a wasp's nest, then wasps could shoot out when you do Holy poo poo, that's a great idea
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Feb 4, 2014 04:37
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Holy poo poo, that's a great idea I'd imagine it would probably be effective birth control, too. You might not get a lot of second dates, though
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Feb 4, 2014 04:38
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Pick posted:if bazooka sees me eating a meat stick he will cry and cry and cry until i give him some Will he eat it? Ichiro just cries and cries and then shuns non-cat treats when he gets them. Sometimes he licks it first so it's good and gross.
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Feb 4, 2014 04:38
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Crow Jane posted:You could maybe turn your sack into a wasp's nest, then wasps could shoot out when you do I think that was actually a Metal Gear Solid boss.
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Feb 4, 2014 04:41
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poopkitty posted:Will he eat it? Ichiro just cries and cries and then shuns non-cat treats when he gets them. Sometimes he licks it first so it's good and gross. bazooka will eat it. he eats almost anything. he likes frosted flakes and corn
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Feb 4, 2014 04:43
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my cat is picky about people food. he tends to like spicy things. not a fish fan. he's gobbled down every single cat food i've given him though.
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Feb 4, 2014 04:44
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:I think that was actually a Metal Gear Solid boss. i gotta re-experience that game man
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Feb 4, 2014 04:45
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:What's the secret to getting spiders to live in your genitals? I want to shoot spiders out of my dick, but I'm having trouble getting them in there. There was some Greek king? Who was cursed by the gods to have scorpions and stuff shoot out of his dick
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Feb 4, 2014 04:47
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UnnaturalSELECTION posted:There was some Greek king? Who was cursed by the gods to have scorpions and stuff shoot out of his dick this man's name was albert einstein
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Feb 4, 2014 04:50
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Putty posted:i gotta re-experience that game man Not in the original but there was a guy who was covered in bees or some poo poo so he probably had a scrote full of wasps because why wouldn't he
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Feb 4, 2014 04:52
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Pick posted:my cat is very entitled. please help. It's too late. You've spoiled your cat
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Feb 4, 2014 04:53
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UnnaturalSELECTION posted:There was some Greek king? Who was cursed by the gods to have scorpions and stuff shoot out of his dick I googled "Greek myth scorpion penis" to see if I could find the answer to this, and found something much better http://www.atam.org/OrionMythology.html quote:Where is Orion's Belt on Earth? Is it not in Egypt on the Giza Plateau? The 3 great Pyramids. Can I prophesy to you? On a related note, this thread makes my browser history really drat weird
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Feb 4, 2014 04:54
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:Not in the original but there was a guy who was covered in bees or some poo poo so he probably had a scrote full of wasps because why wouldn't he He spat wasps.
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Feb 4, 2014 04:54
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boom boom boom posted:It's too late. You've spoiled your cat his former owner fed him bulk food from the grocery store he should be grateful to me
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Feb 4, 2014 04:55
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My mom is as bad as y'all, she's like, oh these cats are so spoiled, it's because you spoil them!
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Feb 4, 2014 04:55
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:Not in the original but there was a guy who was covered in bees or some poo poo so he probably had a scrote full of wasps because why wouldn't he  beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssss
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Feb 4, 2014 04:59
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Putty posted:
I had the hardest time killing The Pain I loved him and respected his bees  
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