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I CAME BACK FROM SPACE
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Feb 4, 2014 05:04
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Just FYI, if any of y'all are posting on March 11th instead of playing Ground Zeroes, I'm putting you on ignore.
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Feb 4, 2014 05:04
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boom boom boom posted:It's too late. You've spoiled your cat Let this be a lesson to you: when you have a kid, don't give it anything. poopkitty posted:Mine thinks every bag is TREATS. He will bite and pull my pantleg until I give him some. I wish I could help, but my cat is spoiled. My cats work together. One can get up to the top of the refrigerator where we keep snack foods, and she knocks it down to the other one, who has the power to eat right through bags. I wish they were enemies again. 
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Feb 4, 2014 05:08
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boom boom boom posted:Just FYI, if any of y'all are posting on March 11th instead of playing Ground Zeroes, I'm putting you on ignore. im gonna be playing The Phantom Pain instead
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Feb 4, 2014 05:08
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Putty posted:im gonna be playing The Phantom Pain instead That's not gonna be out until like, holiday 2015
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Feb 4, 2014 05:14
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boom boom boom posted:My mom is as bad as y'all, she's like, oh these cats are so spoiled, it's because you spoil them! My mom is like this too. The cat is super vocal, so she gives him cat treats to distract and shut him up for a few minutes. Then she acts like she can't figure out why the cat meows even more. It's because you're rewarding him mom! Then she and my dad act like I'm a monster because I don't bend over backwards to cater to his every whim. As dumb as he is though, he has somehow figured out the difference between the sounds of tuna cans being opened vs. other canned foods so he only reacts to tuna. Kimmalah fucked around with this message at 05:24 on Feb 4, 2014 |
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boom boom boom posted:That's not gonna be out until like, holiday 2015 i have special developer copy infused with the spirit of solid snake himself
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Feb 4, 2014 05:17
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Feb 4, 2014 05:18
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I know plenty of you dudes are not getting laid anyway, so perhaps look into the wonder of having a phallic (or hell not phallic who cares) insect (what are leeches) for a penis
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Feb 4, 2014 05:20
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Crow Jane posted:I'd imagine it would probably be effective birth control, too. You might not get a lot of second dates, though Good thing I'm married!
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Feb 4, 2014 05:24
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amarantinesky posted:Lol great link crow jane. I like the scrolling text on their homepage too http://www.atam.org When people have such bizarre belief systems, it's hard to tell if they're just weird or actually suffering from mental illness.  . I only read a few entries, and I feel slightly unhinged already
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Feb 4, 2014 05:27
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Crow Jane posted:I googled "Greek myth scorpion penis" to see if I could find the answer to this, and found something much better New favorite gif from that site:  How do I buy an emoticon I think this needs to be one.
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Feb 4, 2014 05:28
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detectivemonkey posted:New favorite gif from that site: learn how to make pixel art like a filthy indie game dev
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Feb 4, 2014 05:29
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Putty posted:learn how to make pixel art like a filthy indie game dev On a scale of 1 to 10 how possible is that with zero drawing ability? Evolution is false because Bigfoot, you guys. e:
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Feb 4, 2014 05:32
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detectivemonkey posted:On a scale of 1 to 10 how possible is that with zero drawing ability? zero drawing ability is the textbook definition of pixel art
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Feb 4, 2014 05:33
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Putty posted:zero drawing ability is the textbook definition of pixel art 
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Feb 4, 2014 05:35
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I want about to say "it may require a basic ability to approximate an accurate form" but nevermind, clearly that is not part of it either.
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Feb 4, 2014 05:36
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the middle one's legs are wrong in so many ways
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Feb 4, 2014 05:37
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detectivemonkey posted:I want about to say "it may require a basic ability to approximate an accurate form" but nevermind, clearly that is not part of it either. The chick on the left is a necromancer, and apparently the artist always draws necromancers as large breasted women, as opposed to the traditional image of the necromancer, a withered old man, explicitly to flip the thing on it's head, make necromancy more about life than death.
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Feb 4, 2014 05:39
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the wee one has no arms
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Feb 4, 2014 05:40
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yeah that's why
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Feb 4, 2014 05:41
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Putty posted:the middle one's legs are wrong in so many ways the butt is like 3 times bigger than the head lmao
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Feb 4, 2014 05:41
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boom boom boom posted:The chick on the left is a necromancer, and apparently the artist always draws necromancers as large breasted women, as opposed to the traditional image of the necromancer, a withered old man, explicitly to flip the thing on it's head, make necromancy more about life than death. Also because of  though.
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Feb 4, 2014 05:42
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boom boom boom posted:Just FYI, if any of y'all are posting on March 11th instead of playing Ground Zeroes, I'm putting you on ignore. i dont own a console
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Feb 4, 2014 05:42
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Holy poo poo, Crow Jane this is a sad, sad goldmine. He links to some weird gold-buying pyramid scheme, too. 
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Feb 4, 2014 05:44
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boom boom boom posted:The chick on the left is a necromancer, and apparently the artist always draws necromancers as large breasted women, as opposed to the traditional image of the necromancer, a withered old man, explicitly to flip the thing on it's head, make necromancy more about life than death. mm hmm 
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Feb 4, 2014 05:50
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detectivemonkey posted:Holy poo poo, Crow Jane this is a sad, sad goldmine. He links to some weird gold-buying pyramid scheme, too. I'm halfway considering starting a thread
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Feb 4, 2014 05:52
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Crow Jane posted:I'm halfway considering starting a thread Do it, I lost sympathy for him after his blog post about how Jews are pretending to be the descendants of Abraham to better position themselves to genocide other people.
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Feb 4, 2014 05:56
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detectivemonkey posted:Do it
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Feb 4, 2014 05:57
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Crow Jane posted:I'm halfway considering starting a thread It has every stereotypical insane thing:
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Feb 4, 2014 06:00
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Feb 4, 2014 06:01
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I'm going to bed in a minute, I'll throw something together tomorrow. It seems like every single blog entry is pure gold
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Feb 4, 2014 06:04
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what a cop-out
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Feb 4, 2014 06:10
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Putty posted:what a cop-out I need time to assemble some choice quotes. Do you want it done fast or do you want it done right? 
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Feb 4, 2014 06:21
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Cosby Onahole posted:Im sleepy. i cannot sleep unnngh please soothe me to sleep with more dick bee/spigina chat
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Feb 4, 2014 06:22
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i swear on the grave of ariel sharon that this is exactly how my day went: i left the house at about midday. it was overcast but decent weather. ten minutes after i departed, the skies opened and it began to rain. i made it to my uni and sat soaking wet in the empty library for an hour while i waited for it to clear. it didn't clear but it sort of lightened to a miserable drizzle, so i went onward to fox studios and arrived completely drenched i was looking for building 54. unfortunately, it turns out there are about 100 buildings in the complex and only three or four of them are numbered visibly at all. i walked around and around and around in the rain and wind, every gust sending my super-short skirt flying around my ears, repeatedly passing a café that was somehow playing "video killed the radio star" every time i went by. there were maps everywhere, but they had no building numbers either. there didn't seem to be a more detailed map available anywhere online. also it turns out that auditions for "the voice" were being held and filmed in the middle of fox studios, so several times i accidentally strayed into a shot and got yelled at by people in plastic ponchos finally i found an actual photograph online of the building i was meant to be looking for, although there was still no map so i just walked aimlessly in random directions until i stumbled on it completely by chance. it was on the other side of a huge black security fence. all the gates were electronically locked. it turns out that some of the pro studios are in an area that isn't accessible by the general public, including the one i was trying to get to not to be deterred because gently caress the police, i then proceeded to follow the fence all the way around the complex looking for an open gate or a gap small enough to squeeze through. because of the filming, the place was crawling with security guards and i had to duck and dodge around them like an idiot. at one point i actually managed to flirt my way past one and into a restricted area (please remember i was wearing a skirt that extended about two inches past my pubes) but then there was a roadblock to stop cars passing via the only way through and i was caught by another guard trying to slip behind it she thought i was there to audition for the voice because no sane person would have a reason to be wandering around in sexy business casual in the rain otherwise. i said that i wasn't an aspiring contestant but also didn't want to tell her that i was literally trying to break into the professional precinct, so i claimed i was at fox studios for the first time by myself and wasn't looking for anything in particular and had visited for no reason and got lost and just wanted to get out. by this point i was very wet and very cold and pretty bedraggled and slightly hysterical so i'm pretty sure my explanation came out as "i don't know where i am or why i came or even how i got here" and she thought i was having some sort of episode, because she started talking to me very slowly and kindly and escorted me part of the way off the premises while warning me repeatedly not to stray into the road or i'd get hit by a car once she was out of sight, i resumed following the fence. about the time i started experimentally rattling gates to see if they were improperly latched and very seriously considering climbing a tree so i could jump down onto the other side of the barrier, i realised my life had gotten slightly out of hand and it was time for me to leave i stopped at the supermarket on the way home to buy consolatory cookies. the overhead radio beseeched me to "celebrate good times, come on!" but i did not
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Feb 4, 2014 06:22
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This was all to interview for an internship that didn't exist, right?
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Avshalom posted:i swear on the grave of ariel sharon that this is exactly how my day went: I understand that this was sad for you, but I may never stop laughing. She is probably posting on some forum for old lady security guards about how it's such a shame that people are getting Alzheimer's younger and younger these days.
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