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Soulex posted:She did. Actually she wore contacts downrange despite being told not to. Why shouldn't you wear contacts? Curious.
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Affi posted:Why shouldn't you wear contacts? Curious. Because inserts make you look cool.
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Feb 3, 2014 18:34
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They can melt to your eyes and blind you. Albeit thats an extreme example.
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Feb 3, 2014 18:39
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That and you're dirty 24/7, and jamming dirty contacts into your eyes with your grubby fingers gives you ocular aids.
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Feb 3, 2014 19:18
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Plus all the sand.
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Feb 3, 2014 19:24
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Affi posted:Why shouldn't you wear contacts? Curious. Deployed to a sandy environment and stuff. I'm unsure if you've ever put a dirty contact in but it can do some pretty bad stuff to your eyes.
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The DOD has posters of all kinds of nasty poo poo that can happen to your eyes with unclean contacts.
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Casimir Radon posted:The DOD has posters of all kinds of nasty poo poo that can happen to your eyes with unclean contacts. Yeah, modern safety poo poo sucks compared to the poo poo they had in the 70s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qW3AJ9xPSWE
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Casimir Radon posted:The DOD has posters of all kinds of nasty poo poo that can happen to your eyes with unclean contacts. The dude I saw in Iraq who got battery acid in his eyes while he wore contacts has pretty much made me a glasses-wearer for life.
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PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:The dude I saw in Iraq who got battery acid in his eyes while he wore contacts has pretty much made me a glasses-wearer for life.
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PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:The dude I saw in Iraq who got battery acid in his eyes while he wore contacts has pretty much made me a glasses-wearer for life. Alkaline injuries, including a lot of battery-related ones, are almost always worse than acid injuries for various reasons.
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Derek Dominoe posted:Alkaline injuries, including a lot of battery-related ones, are almost always worse than acid injuries for various reasons. Go on.
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Oxford Comma posted:Go on. Called out on my bathroom post. If you really want the academic side, I'll post more whenever I get done with work. Until then, there's this:  click
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Casimir Radon posted:I got PRK a couple years ago, well worth it. Cheers to that. I love describing the whole process to people. It sounds loving barbaric.
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Casimir Radon posted:I got PRK a couple years ago, well worth it. I would love to get one, but according to my most recent eye doc I have flattened corneas, so the surgery would be both extremely risky and unlikely to provide long-term benefit. So, I'm stuck with this crap until better eye adjustment techniques get developed.
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I'd love to get my eyes lasered except they correct to 20/12 with glasses as of my last vision exam a few weeks ago. It seems like it might be irritating to only get 20/20 or something with PRK or LASIK even though I guess it's probably likely I'd have 20/15 or better.
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I figure I'll regale you with some stories about the guy who owns the cat. He's 27 and managed to walk into a GS-11 job probably about 6 years ago. That's really excellent money for someone that age. however he's almost always broke. He managed to hold it together long enough to have his house built but that was it, he manages to live outside his means somehow and that makes him reliant on the rent he collects from his crazy friends. Last year I went to state public safety convention with him which lasted a couple of days. He went to some nerd/gaming/comic book store and bought a huge bag of poo poo which I didn't think that much of at the time. Until the day we left when it turned out he didn't have enough money to buy lunch with (Meals were provided at the convention). I also got to observe his sleeping habits, or lack thereof. He'll stay up til the early morning playing video games, sleep a couple of hours, and then grind through the day with energy drinks. This isn't an isolated occurrence either, he's been like this for all of the 6 years I've known him and doesn't seem to be changing. Sooner or later this is going to bite him in the rear end, he already gets really sick pretty often. DoktorLoken posted:I'd love to get my eyes lasered except they correct to 20/12 with glasses as of my last vision exam a few weeks ago. It seems like it might be irritating to only get 20/20 or something with PRK or LASIK even though I guess it's probably likely I'd have 20/15 or better.
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Casimir Radon posted:I figure I'll regale you with some stories about the guy who owns the cat. Sounds like he'll eventually lose his security clearance for financial instability. I got my eyes done in the Navy in '06 right before I got out. Best thing ever not wearing glasses. Especially if you like doing things that make you sweat, swimming, lap dances in fun Portland clubs, etc. Went from 20/60 to 20/15 ish. Was like 20/10 first few months. Healed/settled at the 20/15 level.
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Chiming in to say I went to about 20/10 20/15 after it was all said and done. Bein able to wear Normal loving sunglasses is worth it already. Same with snowsports, swimming, sports and the range. Id do it again in a heartbeat if I had to. Even if the week after was pure loving agony. Apparently I was the only one who needed the emergency drops and on my Day 1 check up I was so sensitive to bright lights that I had to have my eyes literally pried open so they could shine a light in them. Which caused me to puke in my lap. The commander of the hospital saw my wife pushing me around in a wheelchair with my head cradles and vomit over me and he came up to make sure I was being taken care of, which was nice. He let us take the wheelchair to our car. The doc says there is always one in the group that gets ill. I was that one. Everyone else was chipper as gently caress.
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i'm 20/400 i hate you all the days that i choose to wear glasses over contacts are almost always sunny and, since idgaf normally my piece of poo poo car lacks sun visors, it is sunny as gently caress tldr: i hate u
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FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:i'm 20/400 FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:i hate you all
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FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:i'm 20/400 Lightweight. 
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FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:i'm 20/400 I paid for prk 100% out of pocket and I went from 20/400 with astigmatism to 20/15 ???? So u can do it too....
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FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:i'm 20/400 look at this molerat mother fucker right here
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Its bubbles from Trailer Park Boys.
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20/15. Natural.  (But I might be on the road to glaucoma.) 
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20/600+ in my bad eye. Docs were in shock that it's correctable to 20/20 with contacts/glasses. Needless to say, that "low profile" plexi-poo poo is still drat near 3/4s of an inch thick at the lens edges think my bcgs weighed two pounds
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My googly eyes don't point in the same direction. Generally not an issue except I get wicked double vision looking at closely spaced lines. Ask me about answering high bells with all-analog reactor dials
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Snowdens Secret posted:My googly eyes don't point in the same direction. Generally not an issue except I get wicked double vision looking at closely spaced lines. Ask me about answering high bells with all-analog reactor dials 
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What hump?
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:What hump? His lovely lady lumps.
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 Another really messed up AFCCA case
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Very early on I knew this was going to be a good read: quote:Some of the items SrA DJ inserted into her vagina
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quote:We are cognizant of the fact that sexual acts some individuals might find offensive and repugnant are still protected in the privacy of one’s bedroom. Nonetheless, there are limits to that protection. Wherever that line might fall, the insertion of living animals into the female sex organ clearly falls outside of that protection.
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What the gently caress, was the dude Aquaman or something?
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Casimir Radon posted:One of those items was a sea anemone. quote:The appellant attempted to insert the sea anemone into SrA DJ’s vagina, but had to stop when the animal stung her with its tentacles. quote:the acts were unhygienic and degrading. 
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