@Midnight: "He said I'd get high as fuck, I'm only high as titties, please advise."

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Tupping Liberty: Mar 17, 2008; Never cross an introvert.

404GoonNotFound posted:

It'll be Wheezy Waiter in a blonde wig.

That is also entirely acceptable to me.

# ? Feb 6, 2014 04:58

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# ? May 25, 2024 22:34

amaranthine: Aug 27, 2009; I AM A TERRIBLE HUMAN BEING

And yet, whenever people say "hey why don't people like Chris Hardwick" suddenly there's three different posts saying "because they're jealous of his super life and awesome girlfriend" or "because they're goons who hate everything".

So, I mean... you kinda don't. Or you do, but they don't, or something.

Regardless, I'll stop making GBS threads up the Nerdist fanclub thread.

# ? Feb 6, 2014 05:10

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

Come on can we get beyond Thunderdumb? :v:

Holy poo poo Best Week Ever is still going on?!

# ? Feb 6, 2014 06:03

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

This is a panties off situation.

# ? Feb 6, 2014 06:04

Acquilae: May 15, 2013

I'm surprised they answered the Sochi water question wrong as it was front page news on like every news website.

# ? Feb 6, 2014 06:05

get that OUT of my face: Feb 10, 2007

Man, Michelle has a REAL thick accent.

"SirFedora" is the most Reddit name.

# ? Feb 6, 2014 06:06

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

Awww I wanted it to be a Fedora

# ? Feb 6, 2014 06:06

twistedmentat: Nov 21, 2003; Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Wow a larval neckbeard.

# ? Feb 6, 2014 06:06

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

There it is yes!

# ? Feb 6, 2014 06:07

BigRed0427: Mar 23, 2007; There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Ha! Chris' shirt.

# ? Feb 6, 2014 06:07

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

This is like a Tosh.0 bit but way cuter :3:

# ? Feb 6, 2014 06:08

get that OUT of my face: Feb 10, 2007

I have an urge to murder.

# ? Feb 6, 2014 06:08

BigRed0427: Mar 23, 2007; There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

This is like a Tosh.0 bit but way cuter

Thanks to this show, we don't need Tosh.0 anymore.

# ? Feb 6, 2014 06:09

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

I wanna hug and ALSO punch him.

# ? Feb 6, 2014 06:09

BigRed0427: Mar 23, 2007; There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Tickle me Woody Allen.

# ? Feb 6, 2014 06:10

Acquilae: May 15, 2013

Y-Hat posted:

I have an urge to murder.

Ugh everyone who I see wearing a fedora thinking they can look like Don Draper completely miss the point that he's wearing a drat suit with it, not jeans and a t-shirt.

# ? Feb 6, 2014 06:10

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

Ahahaha Tickle Me Woody Allen

# ? Feb 6, 2014 06:10

get that OUT of my face: Feb 10, 2007

Acquilae posted:

Ugh everyone who I see wearing a fedora thinking they can look like Don Draper completely miss the point that he's wearing a drat suit with it, not jeans and a t-shirt.

Fedoras are like beards, in that no one under the age of 45 should wear one.

# ? Feb 6, 2014 06:12

Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

Y-Hat posted:

Man, Michelle has a REAL thick accent.

"SirFedora" is the most Reddit name.

Michelle is just doing a bad impression of Jackee I'm pretty sure

# ? Feb 6, 2014 06:13

raditts: Feb 21, 2001; The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.

Y-Hat posted:

I have an urge to murder.

This is what you get when you have a guy like Chris Hardwick making himself the spokesperson for "nerd culture." Kids who don't know any better being encouraged to look like complete loving tools.

# ? Feb 6, 2014 06:15

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

Points for hymen
Points for Ellen DeGeneres

# ? Feb 6, 2014 06:16

Acquilae: May 15, 2013

Sad Etsy boyfriends is amazing

# ? Feb 6, 2014 06:16

RedneckwithGuns: Mar 28, 2007; Up Next:
Fifteen Inches of
SHEER DYNAMITE

Seeing her in concert March 7th. Can't wait :allears:

# ? Feb 6, 2014 06:19

get that OUT of my face: Feb 10, 2007

An audience full of white people defending Kanye West. Typical.

# ? Feb 6, 2014 06:23

Acquilae: May 15, 2013

Y-Hat posted:

An audience full of white people defending Kanye West. Typical.

the voice of a generation *raises fist*

# ? Feb 6, 2014 06:24

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

I want to change my username to tamponninja.

# ? Feb 6, 2014 06:24

get that OUT of my face: Feb 10, 2007

Jesus, those OKCupid names.

"9/11AnalTruther"

# ? Feb 6, 2014 06:24

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

9/11 Anal Truther :stonk:

# ? Feb 6, 2014 06:25

Acquilae: May 15, 2013

C-Section 8 :allears:

# ? Feb 6, 2014 06:26

get that OUT of my face: Feb 10, 2007

For all the poo poo we talk about Japanese culture, South Korean culture might be even creepier.

# ? Feb 6, 2014 06:33

Conduit for Sale!: Apr 17, 2007

Y-Hat posted:

Fedoras are like beards, in that no one under the age of 45 should wear one.

Beards are fine for people of any age, they just have to, like, groom the thing. Which includes not letting it grow down to their loving clavicle.

Fedoras are unacceptable on anyone and everyone. JFK died so that men wouldn't have to wear hats anymore. Women wearing fedoras just remind me of Jennifer Aniston's character on 30 Rock and I'm not sure if that's my problem, 30 Rock's problem, or the fedora's problem.

# ? Feb 6, 2014 18:37

twistedmentat: Nov 21, 2003; Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Conduit for Sale! posted:

Beards are fine for people of any age, they just have to, like, groom the thing. Which includes not letting it grow down to their loving clavicle.

Fedoras are unacceptable on anyone and everyone. JFK died so that men wouldn't have to wear hats anymore. Women wearing fedoras just remind me of Jennifer Aniston's character on 30 Rock and I'm not sure if that's my problem, 30 Rock's problem, or the fedora's problem.

Crazy puddy!!

I really wonder where the Fedora came from. Did they all see Watchmen and go "Rorschach is awesome, i wanna dress like him!" or want to be Don Draper, but being immaculately groomed took too much time out of jerking off to ponies and raiding, so putting a hat on would do it like some kind of slob Frosty the Snowman?

I've been reading the PYF Awkward Ugly thread and there are way too many nerds in fedoras with selfies with them going "You know what I have that you don't? Class" because wearing a fedora they got at wal-mart with their DBZ tshirt and cargo shorts and a neckbeard is classy.

Anyways, I'm curious why do all Comedy Central Shows not do a friday show?

# ? Feb 6, 2014 21:03

Alec Bald Snatch: Sep 12, 2012; by exmarx

Conduit for Sale! posted:

Beards are fine for people of any age, they just have to, like, groom the thing. Which includes not letting it grow down to their loving clavicle.

Provided a person can actually grow one and not some wispy patchwork sadness curtain. Even then a little grooming goes a long way. But just a little because chinstraps are a sure sign of an idiot.

twistedmentat posted:

I really wonder where the Fedora came from. Did they all see Watchmen and go "Rorschach is awesome, i wanna dress like him!" or want to be Don Draper, but being immaculately groomed took too much time out of jerking off to ponies and raiding, so putting a hat on would do it like some kind of slob Frosty the Snowman?

I knew a dude in high school who indulged in the fedora lifestyle, but this was in the mid-90s so he might have just been advanced level.

# ? Feb 6, 2014 22:00

Apoplexy: Mar 9, 2003; by Shine

amaranthine posted:

There is not a single person in the entire loving world whose problem with Chris Hardwick is that he's a "fake nerd" because he's attractive, and I really wish you'd stop making this poo poo up every time the topic resurfaces. there's an interesting parallel with the ongoing question of "fake gamer girls" but that's not really germane to this thread

I've seen more people actually say that Chris Hardwick isn't a real nerd than times I've said it.

# ? Feb 7, 2014 02:20