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maybe just the wrong kind of corrupt.UnnaturalSELECTION posted:I've heard rumors that he's a bit shorter than that
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Guy Fleegman posted:"The men were hitting speeds above 90 MPH just seconds into the run." are these athlete here to set records or whine like little child?
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# ? Feb 6, 2014 22:11 |
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The Taint Reaper posted:Sochi, when the walls fell. Putin, his arms wide!
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# ? Feb 6, 2014 22:12 |
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Mr. Putin, tear down this tarp!
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# ? Feb 6, 2014 22:13 |
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Phlegmish posted:i think that one was debunked but i want to believe drat it my cover is blown
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# ? Feb 6, 2014 22:14 |
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Where is the snow??
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# ? Feb 6, 2014 22:16 |
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Rulebook Heavily posted:Putin, his arms wide! Dogs, at the shore of the yellow waters
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# ? Feb 6, 2014 22:16 |
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Rabble posted:Where is the snow?? They had to run to the store to get more white paint.
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# ? Feb 6, 2014 22:18 |
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The Taint Reaper posted:Dogs, at the shore of the yellow waters Valeri, at the tarp factory! Valeri, his dacha strong, his Benz fast.
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Do Not Resuscitate posted:The video on this page is a 4-minute pro click: You wanted shower curtain? We give you shower curtain! What, now you want shower curtain rod too? You are too greedy!
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# ? Feb 6, 2014 22:20 |
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This is just like WW2. Half your visitors get shower curtains, the other half get curtain rods. When the man in the front of you dies you move into his room and take his curtain.
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# ? Feb 6, 2014 22:23 |
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Rabble posted:Where is the snow?? Daily Mail posted:Winter Olympics are traditionally snowy. And Russian winters are famously cold. Other than in the sub-tropical ‘Summer Capital’ of Sochi, that is — a Black Sea resort on the same latitude as Nice with a palm-fringed sea front and zero chance of a white-out.
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Rabble posted:Where is the snow?? Do not worry comrade, we are mincing up the locals and constructor workers as we speak. Once the abestos arrives, we mix it in, spread it all over, kill the spreaders, and then we have the real snow back at my place, if you know what I mean da.
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# ? Feb 6, 2014 22:24 |
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If the opening ceremonies don't involve faulty Kazakh pyrotechnics leading to a tarp fire which smothers a pack of wild dogs in a skating rink I don't know if I canget behind Sochi as an Olympic venue.
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# ? Feb 6, 2014 22:25 |
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Do Not Resuscitate posted:So by hook or by crook (of which there are many), it’ll be all white on the night This sounds like a line a white supremacist would post all over facebook comments.
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# ? Feb 6, 2014 22:26 |
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QuickbreathFinisher posted:If the opening ceremonies don't involve faulty Kazakh pyrotechnics leading to a tarp fire which smothers a pack of wild dogs in a skating rink I don't know if I canget behind Sochi as an Olympic venue.
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# ? Feb 6, 2014 22:28 |
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Sochi's olympic flame:
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# ? Feb 6, 2014 22:28 |
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Do Not Resuscitate posted:They’ve been stockpiling snow for two years — 25 million cubic feet (enough to cover Berkshire) under insulated blankets — just in case. ‘Snow gutters’ can transport extra snow down from the chilly mountaintops to the warmer slopes down below. And if all else fails, more than 500 snow cannons are poised to churn out the artificial variety. So by hook or by crook (of which there are many), it’ll be all white on the night they say two years in that article although another site says they tarped it over six months ago, either way they didnt skimp on the tarp this time ITS SHINY
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# ? Feb 6, 2014 22:30 |
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Do Not Resuscitate posted:Sochi's olympic flame: Is it coal burning or something?
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# ? Feb 6, 2014 22:30 |
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EvilTobaccoExec posted:they say two years in that article although another site says they tarped it over six months ago, either way they didnt skimp on the tarp this time
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# ? Feb 6, 2014 22:31 |
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The_Franz posted:Is it coal burning or something? Asbestos.
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# ? Feb 6, 2014 22:31 |
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All of this can be redeemed if their opening ceremonies are a declaration of the launch of WW3. How fuckin' vintage Russian would that poo poo be
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# ? Feb 6, 2014 22:31 |
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This is how the Swiss Hockey Goalie was transported from the locker room to the arena:
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# ? Feb 6, 2014 22:31 |
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A Buttery Pastry posted:Faulty Kazakh pyrotechnics start a tarp fire, tarp fire melts snow, Sochi is washed away by giant wave of freezing water. Acceptable alternative.
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# ? Feb 6, 2014 22:32 |
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Been laughing at this. I lived nearly 5 years in glorious Russia, and thats no gin, that's 1.5 (2?) liters of gin tonic.
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# ? Feb 6, 2014 22:36 |
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So two straight Winter Olympics in the wrong loving places to play winter sports. Where is the next Winter Olympics?
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# ? Feb 6, 2014 22:37 |
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You think this bad part of town? In home village, playground has more danger than this. Is okay, yes?
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# ? Feb 6, 2014 22:37 |
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Paper Jam Dipper posted:So two straight Winter Olympics in the wrong loving places to play winter sports.
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# ? Feb 6, 2014 22:38 |
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American want water we very generous and give gin
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# ? Feb 6, 2014 22:38 |
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Ekster posted:So how did the russians defeat the germans in WW2 again. Or have a succesful space program. Most of the space race was the US competing against itself: russia just had a kickass spy program and stole our poo poo. Which we then looked at, said 'gently caress, the russians are catching up!' and proceeded to then outdo ourselves.
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Skyl3lazer posted:Most of the space race was the US competing against itself: russia just had a kickass spy program and stole our poo poo. Which we then looked at, said 'gently caress, the russians are catching up!' and proceeded to then outdo ourselves. funny as gently caress if true. do you have a source or anything?
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# ? Feb 6, 2014 22:41 |
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I was waiting for this article. 100,000 condoms in the athletes village http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/olympics-fourth-place-medal/the-100-000-condoms-of-sochi-olympics-211349367.html?soc_src=mediacontentstory A Buttery Pastry posted:South Korea, then Kuala Lumpur. The problem next time won't be that it's in South Korea, but it's next to North Korea
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# ? Feb 6, 2014 22:41 |
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The_Franz posted:Is it coal burning or something? wild dog problem solved, no problems
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# ? Feb 6, 2014 22:42 |
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EvilTobaccoExec posted:they say two years in that article although another site says they tarped it over six months ago, either way they didnt skimp on the tarp this time So while we in the US get blasted by snow again and again, they are saving their snow under a reflective tarp in a balmy sub-tropical clearing.
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# ? Feb 6, 2014 22:42 |
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Vertical Lime posted:I was waiting for this article. 100,000 condoms in the athletes village have we finally determined the amount of semen?
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# ? Feb 6, 2014 22:42 |
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A Buttery Pastry posted:South Korea, then Kuala Lumpur. Pyeongchang. Ahahaha. I can't wait to see how this gets butchered in the west.
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# ? Feb 6, 2014 22:42 |
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Vertical Lime posted:I was waiting for this article. 100,000 condoms in the athletes village this olympics will have the lowest amount of sexual activity going back to the original games.
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# ? Feb 6, 2014 22:43 |
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walking posted:American want water we very generous and You had outdated pre-freedom thinking there, gospodin!
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# ? Feb 6, 2014 22:43 |
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weakness posted:this olympics will have the lowest amount of sexual activity going back to the original games. On one hand they were naked On the other hand they were all male Works if you swing that way
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# ? Feb 6, 2014 22:45 |
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EvilTobaccoExec posted:they say two years in that article although another site says they tarped it over six months ago, either way they didnt skimp on the tarp this time There is no loving way that is going to work.
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