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Greyhawk
May 30, 2001


Phlegmish posted:

holy poo poo, it's evolution at work. they are breeding a race of super-intelligent dogs that can play elaborate mindgames with humans.

So they're becoming cats?

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Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

CLAM DOWN posted:

oh my god i love these fuckin dogs

Just imagine if they hadn't murdered 50% or more of them. The place could just dub itself dogland.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Greyhawk posted:

So they're becoming cats?
cat's do it accidentally through the transmission of mind-altering parasites, dogs do it on their own merits.

Crewmine
Apr 26, 2012

Al Borland posted:

Just imagine if they hadn't murdered 50% or more of them. The place could just dub itself dogland.

if they hadn't murdered 50% of them the only pictures we'd be getting from sochi would be fuzzy black and white imaging from drones circling the dog-horde exclusion zone

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Thinking about the stray dogs in Russia is too depressing but the part about the dogs on and using the Metro system made me smile...

ILL ON PZONES
Oct 13, 2013
Russian foreman

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
`

Agent Kool-Aid posted:



russian_worker_constructing_sochi.gif


Da

вот это да

so work

such bolshevik

вот это да

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
If someone could post an updated "Putin Buttowned" picture (the one with Comrade Whinerov and Homonium) that'd be awesome.

When I find the original picture I'll post it here.

This is the only version I can find. I know theres a larger one out there.

teen witch fucked around with this message at 01:42 on Feb 7, 2014

SPERMCUBE.ORG
Nov 3, 2011

Space commies are th' biggest threat t' red-blooded American Freedom we got in th' future. So me and my boys got to talking over a few hot dogs the other day and this is what we came up with...
So is one of these buildings going to conjure a Gozerian?

Tipps
Apr 18, 2006


party in the front

business in the back

Agent Kool-Aid posted:



russian_worker_constructing_sochi.gif

There's no green grass, palm trees, or mud in this gif. This clearly isn't Sochi.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

octodog: 8 dogs trying to mimic a man

he works in construction at sochi

I would kickstart this.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
`
Currently on NBC: Nastia pretends Sochi isn't a maze of tarps and faulty wiring overrun by stray dogs.

e: lol the stock footage is all either indoors, from past olympics, from other cities, or some combination of the three.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
What are the chances we are all collectively on Putin's hit poo poo list?

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord
Note: this is official United States apparel designed for the team by Ralph Lauren. I never knew he was blind but there you go.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Do Not Resuscitate posted:

Note: this is official United States apparel designed for the team by Ralph Lauren. I never knew he was blind but there you go.



But made in USA!

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



QuickbreathFinisher posted:

Currently on NBC: Nastia pretends Sochi isn't a maze of tarps and faulty wiring overrun by stray dogs.

nastia sounds like a russian porn star's name

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Phlegmish posted:

nastia sounds like a russian porn star's name

Let's be honest here, how many other videos than porn do you see coming out of Russia that aren't bootlegged from Hollywood?

Orthodox Rabbit
Jun 2, 2006

This game is perfect for empty-headed dunces that don't like to think much!! Of course, I'm a genius... I wonder why I'm so good at it?!

Agrajag posted:

What are the chances we are all collectively on Putin's hit poo poo list?

Tell my mom I hope my posts on the internet about a desolate wasteland of a city made her proud.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



SarutosZero posted:

Tell my mom I hope my posts on the internet about a desolate wasteland of a city made her proud.

was a noted shitposter in circle jerking GBS megathreads, did not accomplish much else in life

theparag0n
May 5, 2007

INITIATE STANDING FLIRTATION PROTOCOL beep boop
Apparently they updated the how not to poop poster, as the original was deemed too confusing:

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord
Norway's curling team:

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

theparag0n posted:

Apparently they updated the how not to poop poster, as the original was deemed too confusing:



hi-5

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
Imagine spending your whole life working and training and dreaming of being an Olympian and then you finally make it but you're going to Sochi.

Extra Smooth Balls
Apr 13, 2005

Do Not Resuscitate posted:

Norway's curling team:



Why are they wearing dazzle camouflage?

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
`

bathroom sounds posted:

Imagine spending your whole life working and training and dreaming of being an Olympian and then you finally make it but you're going to Sochi.

Imagine spending your whole life in Russia

Johnny Joestar
Oct 21, 2010

Don't shoot him?

...
...




ʜ ᴀ ɪ ʟ ᴘ ᴜ ᴛ ɪ ɴ

Chalupa Picada
Jan 13, 2009

bathroom sounds posted:

Imagine spending your whole life working and training and dreaming of being an Olympian and then you finally make it but you're going to Sochi.

It's loving paradise for like at least half of the attending countries

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

Extra Smooth Balls posted:

Why are they wearing dazzle camouflage?

It confuses wild dog. They eat American team instead.

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord
Germany's official olympic gear:


The Czechs really going all out on their uniforms. Way to bring it, guys.

Johnny Joestar
Oct 21, 2010

Don't shoot him?

...
...




even if this has been posted i'm posting it again for posterity

http://instagram.com/p/kAnd70g3hp/

Emanuel Collective
Jan 16, 2008

by Smythe

Yasser Arafatwa posted:

It's loving paradise for like at least half of the attending countries

until they encounter Russia's vibrant neo-nazi communities anyway

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Do Not Resuscitate posted:

Germany's official olympic gear:


The Czechs really going all out on their uniforms. Way to bring it, guys.


Those look boss as gently caress, unlike the American patch quilt thing.

Greyhawk
May 30, 2001


Extra Smooth Balls posted:

Why are they wearing dazzle camouflage?

Pretty much all the team uniforms i've seen so far are over the top flamboyant and faaaaabulous. It's probably meant as a gently caress you to Putin

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
Is there a website that shows every countries uniform?

E: Also if we can get a Fashion SWAT out of it, I'll die happy.

Photex
Apr 6, 2009




Agent Kool-Aid posted:

even if this has been posted i'm posting it again for posterity

http://instagram.com/p/kAnd70g3hp/

nope, continue to post away.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Extra Smooth Balls posted:

Why are they wearing dazzle camouflage?

Avoid soviet torpedos, duh.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Do Not Resuscitate posted:

Germany's official olympic gear:


The Czechs really going all out on their uniforms. Way to bring it, guys.


I like those German coats. Not a fan of the pants but that's just me.

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Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Al Borland posted:

Let's be honest here, how many other videos than porn do you see coming out of Russia that aren't bootlegged from Hollywood?

don't know, but like most russians she seems to have questionable fashion sense

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