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Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Saint Freak posted:

"The Sochi Olympics are at least partly about improving Russia's image to the world"


yeah sure okay mr. announcer man

camera guy sneezes, accidentally panning left to gigantic pile of dead Chechens




It's just a trick!!! Be careful Russia dog very crafty!

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A Pale Horse
Jul 29, 2007

Eat This Glob posted:

well, that makes sense. living in iowa, they had to trot out our two winter olympians, some hockey player i'd never heard of and a sprinter. also, as a pole, i hope you're enjoying a good laugh at russia's expense. double also, post more in psp.

Oh I am Glob, I am. This is super sweet for me but I really hope there are no terrorist attacks because that would make it tragic rather than just hilarious. I wish I could watch more MMA but the UFC main events always start at 4AM for me and I'm just to old to stay up that late/get up that early nowadays. I still watch KSW though because Mamed keeps icing scrubs and that never gets old for me.

Hudlinkin
Dec 31, 2007

Saint Freak posted:

"The Sochi Olympics are at least partly about improving Russia's image to the world"


yeah sure okay mr. announcer man

has that actually worked for any country?

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Why do the Russia banners the Russians are waving have their country name in English.

A Keg
Jan 7, 2014

by Ralp

QuickbreathFinisher posted:

Ahaha they quarantined one of the Norwegian snowboarders.

Why?

AAB
Nov 5, 2010

this dudes v neck got caught on everything


frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Hyperbole the chick was sick or something a week ago and her coaches out her in a hotel

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!

Shadeoses posted:

I sure hope there's a concrete slab under that gravel.

Of course there is, comrade.

*slips American $50 bill into your pocket*

Nothing bad *glares* will happen.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Hudlinkin posted:

has that actually worked for any country?

chinas olympics went pretty well I guess

A Pale Horse
Jul 29, 2007


He was infecting the children with gay.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Suspected Gay Man/Intelligent Dog, same difference in russia

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
This music is disturbing

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
What channel is this poo poo on?

Dred Cosmonaut
Jan 6, 2010

There once was a tiger-striped cat.

This is just beautiful


Agent Kool-Aid posted:



russian_worker_constructing_sochi.gif

A Pale Horse
Jul 29, 2007

Honestly though, I don't know maybe he gave Bob Costas pink eye.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Lawman 0 posted:

chinas olympics went pretty well I guess

the opening ceremony had to be 100% slave labor

i'm sure the whole population was under strict orders to be nice, those robots

Dred Cosmonaut
Jan 6, 2010

There once was a tiger-striped cat.

Lawman 0 posted:

chinas olympics went pretty well I guess

someone said earlier that china is the extremely efficient authoritarian government where dissidents are jailed by thought police instantaneously and everythong goes off without a hitch while russia is the extremely corrupt authoritarian government where dogs run wild and the olympics are made of tarps and load bearing drywall

Photex
Apr 6, 2009




So much attitude in this guys face :smug:

edit: and he fucks up the first jump.

Zeno-25
Dec 5, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Has there been a stadium collapse yet?

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
American skater dude just hosed up son

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I like how NBC had a segment about gays in Russia and in the games right before going into Mens Figure Skating.

AAB
Nov 5, 2010

Zeno-25 posted:

Has there been a stadium collapse yet?

saving that for the opening ceremonies tomorrow


steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Do Russian athletes share accommodation with the others? Perhaps 50 out of those 51 bn USD was spent on turning Russian sportsmen into cyborgs with knees augmented to survive the deathslope.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
I no ask for this

Alternative pants
Nov 2, 2009

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.


Acquire Currency! posted:

American skater dude just hosed up son

Lack of pillows?

Pappyland
Jun 17, 2004

There's no limit to your imagination!
College Slice

AboveAndBeyond posted:

saving that for the opening ceremonies tomorrow

What if you're right and in 24 hours this is a really creepy quote?

AAB
Nov 5, 2010

Pappyland posted:

What if you're right and in 24 hours this is a really creepy quote?

sorry I forgot spoiler tags then


Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Hudlinkin posted:

has that actually worked for any country?

Athens had a lot of city infrastructure stuff installed that was still super-nice a few years ago. Don't know how it is now that they've been broke as poo poo for ages, but at the time it was one of the nicest city transit systems I'd ever used. The airport was hella modernized, too.

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Alternative pants posted:

Lack of pillows?

He could have used one on the wall he crashed his face into

Like he's crying now

AAB
Nov 5, 2010

aren't the opening ceremonies really at like, noon est tomorrow?


Photex
Apr 6, 2009




American Skater Dude got a 65, hey man that's all you need to pass in most American schools good job!

Sex Beef 2.0
Jan 14, 2012

Photex posted:

American Skater Dude got a 65, hey man that's all you need to pass in most American schools good job!

1/5

Zeno-25
Dec 5, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

AboveAndBeyond posted:

saving that for the opening ceremonies tomorrow

Yeah I am sort of confused right now. Turned on the TV expecting to see the ceremonies but they are showing figure skating... Apparently the opening ceremonies happen the day after the events start. Ok

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



A Pale Horse posted:

lolo jones is super starved for attention

It's from all that dick she refuses to put inside of her.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

AboveAndBeyond posted:

aren't the opening ceremonies really at like, noon est tomorrow?

11 am

you better find a good illegal stream

Orthodox Rabbit
Jun 2, 2006

This game is perfect for empty-headed dunces that don't like to think much!! Of course, I'm a genius... I wonder why I'm so good at it?!
Tomorrow during the ceremonies Putin pulls off his mask to reveal it was dogs all along

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
`

Zeno-25 posted:

Yeah I am sort of confused right now. Turned on the TV expecting to see the ceremonies but they are showing figure skating... Apparently the opening ceremonies happen the day after the events start. Ok

It's the last round to see who qualifies/survives.

AAB
Nov 5, 2010

Vertical Lime posted:

11 am

you better find a good illegal stream

sas stream finding veteran status :whatup:


Photex
Apr 6, 2009




Reporter: Jeremy what went wrong?

Jeremy: ...Well

Reporter: Good Luck!

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Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

Do Not Resuscitate posted:

The Czechs really going all out on their uniforms. Way to bring it, guys.


Looks like a goddamn Wonderbread wrapper.

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