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UnnaturalSELECTION posted:Will The games still happen if something blows up Would anyone, at this point, even really notice? A bombing isn't going to make it any dirtier or less terrible. I think Atlanta still had games after their bombing.
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Our buildings had mortar though. The terrorists will be shocked when a small bomb meant to kill people knocks down several buildings as well.
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Germstore posted:Our buildings had mortar though. The terrorists will be shocked when a small bomb meant to kill people knocks down several buildings as well. Their bombs will be built with the same care and attention to detail as everything else in Sochi. It will sound like a Russian guy taking loud fart with a bunch of dogs barking at him.
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Feb 7, 2014 15:19
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This is the most Exciting Olympics in years
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Germstore posted:Our buildings had mortar though. The terrorists will be shocked when a small bomb meant to kill people knocks down several buildings as well. "JESUS CHRIST Sergei how much dynamite did you use?" "None, that was a bag of popcorn"
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We're all going to feel very silly when the terrorists are fooled into harmlessly blowing up a vacant tarp building and then are overcome by a pack of wild dogs.
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Feb 7, 2014 15:21
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Brown Moses posted:Mostly it's about the tap water.
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Maybe that's what the tarps are for. Maybe it's like one of those decoy towns in ww2
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Noni posted:We're all going to feel very silly when the terrorists are fooled into harmlessly blowing up a vacant tarp building and then are overcome by a pack of wild dogs. Yeah, we'll feel silly until the Russian security floods the stands with fentanyl gas to try to put down the dogs.
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Holy poo poo did they manage to book the animatronic bear band from chuck e cheese? So watching this
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Yeah, we'll feel silly until the Russian security floods the stands with naxalone gas to try to put down the dogs. Get a vent hood. Problem solved.
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Yeah, we'll feel silly until the Russian security floods the stands with fentanyl gas to try to put down the dogs. Isn't fentanyl that awesome painkiller that all the junkies want? Best Olympics
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On the plus side holidaying in Sochi after this will cost practically nothing like flights to new york just after 9/11
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Noni posted:We're all going to feel very silly when the terrorists are fooled into harmlessly blowing up a vacant tarp building and then are overcome by a pack of wild dogs. Oh god they let the dogs free! THE DOGS ARE FREE! Pray you can run faster than the man next to you.
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Such doge
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Greyhawk posted:Get a vent hood. Problem solved. they can't get light bulbs, door handles or shower curtains (because they are being used as tarps) there is no way in hell they'll get a vent hood. Unless it is some lovely above the stove fan labeled as "VENT" and isn't correctly grounded at all.
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Rexicon1 posted:This is the most Exciting Olympics in years I don't care about the Olympics, but this could only be better if North Korea hosted the games.
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Rambling Robot posted:I don't care about the Olympics, but this could only be better if North Korea hosted the games. Or Somalia. Difference though is that if there were games in S Korea/Somalia, the local populace would get a benefit from it even if it was more corpses to eat. That's not even happening here.
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I'm fully expecting a scene out worthy of being out of The Futurological Congress. The Olympic village gets overrun with wild dogs after being partial buried in toxic waste landslides, al Qaeda, Spetsnaz and whoever break out in open street battles with one another, and this is after everyone goes insane from mercury poising and watching t.a.T.u. kiss. Oh yeah, and a Potemkin village collapses in the background after catching fire.
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Fat Ogre posted:Would anyone, at this point, even really notice? A bombing isn't going to make it any dirtier or less terrible. They have an army of seamstresses standing by that will quickly repair any damage to the tarps.
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Rambling Robot posted:I don't care about the Olympics, but this could only be better if North Korea hosted the games. Best Korea has chosen not to compete in the winter Olympics this year so that all the other teams may have a chance at winning gold medals for once. Instead Best Korea has decided to host their 64th annual HUNGER GAMES!
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So UK Channel 4 made an "ad" for Sochi, and it's fabulous. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6RID82Ru-k You might say being subtle isn't their forte.. 
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I hope tonight Bob Costas has pink eye in his other eye too. And every night for the next two weeks, he gets an infection somewhere else and just gets progressively more red and swollen.
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Cthulu Carl posted:I hope tonight Bob Costas has pink eye in his other eye too. Bob Costas apparently used the indeterminate amount of semen sheets and then washed his face with the yellow tap water. Simple mistake comrade! This happen all the time. Best medicine is pour Wodka in eye and let dog lick tears away!
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Collateral Damage posted:So UK Channel 4 made an "ad" for Sochi, and it's fabulous. Reminds me that basso profondo from Russia can be really awesome https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3TjfUFXJZQ
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Yeah, we'll feel silly until the Russian security floods the stands with fentanyl gas to try to put down the dogs. The silly feeling *is* a side effect of fentanyl.
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Are corrupt heads gonna roll or does Putin just not give a gently caress
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myshl0ng posted:Putin not give gently caress
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myshl0ng posted:Are corrupt heads gonna roll or does Putin just not give a gently caress This is Putin's Russia. The sign on the door says "I am passink the buck because I do not give a buck"
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SarutosZero posted:Oh god they let the dogs free! THE DOGS ARE FREE! Pray you can run faster than the man next to you. Good luck when they're an Olympic athlete.
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Alan Smithee posted:seriously though why is semen sheets a thing did someone tweet that Bruce Arthur, Journalist posted:Oh, and one journalist in the Omega hotel complex had to refuse a colleague's request to stay a night in the second twin bed because … well, there's no easy way to say this, but when the first journalist arrived, someone had left an indeterminate amount of semen on the sheets of the second bed, and those sheets had been taken away for cleaning, and hadn't come back.
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Dogs probably intercepted the sheets on the way to wash them in the river. Honestly I wouldn't want my sheets back regardless.
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Sochi update! Dogs all very limbered and most excited for opening ceremonies. Much looking forward to "March of a 1000 dogs".
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Oh looks like the lgbt crackdown has already begun! 6 arrested for unveiling a banner.
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Fat Ogre posted:Bob Costas apparently used the indeterminate amount of semen sheets and then washed his face with the yellow tap water. Maybe this is for the fluff piece they're working on for the retrospective at the end on the Olympics. "Bob Costas Explores Sochi and Can Never Leave. Because He's Been Quarantined"
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Maybe the terrorists can stay out of the aggro range of the dogs by doing the trick where during their throw grenade animation they click on the other side of the map and the grenade flies all the way over there.
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myshl0ng posted:Are corrupt heads gonna roll or does Putin just not give a gently caress I don't think you understand The New Russia. Is not Corruption, Is Capitalism. Comes with free dogs.
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Not seeing any coverage of any of this on cable. I've got like 350 stations and not a single thing for the Olympics. come onnnnnnnnnnn
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Greyhawk posted:Putin: Your appointment with IOC should be finalized within the week. I've already discussed the matter with the Councilor. This is incredible. Also, who wants to bet the terror threat will be reminiscent of Brazil? Terrorism a convenient culprit for crumbling infrastructure.
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