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UnnaturalSELECTION posted:Will The games still happen if something blows up Would anyone, at this point, even really notice? A bombing isn't going to make it any dirtier or less terrible. I think Atlanta still had games after their bombing.
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 15:16 |
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Our buildings had mortar though. The terrorists will be shocked when a small bomb meant to kill people knocks down several buildings as well.
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 15:18 |
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Germstore posted:Our buildings had mortar though. The terrorists will be shocked when a small bomb meant to kill people knocks down several buildings as well. Their bombs will be built with the same care and attention to detail as everything else in Sochi. It will sound like a Russian guy taking loud fart with a bunch of dogs barking at him.
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 15:19 |
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This is the most Exciting Olympics in years
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 15:20 |
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Germstore posted:Our buildings had mortar though. The terrorists will be shocked when a small bomb meant to kill people knocks down several buildings as well. "JESUS CHRIST Sergei how much dynamite did you use?" "None, that was a bag of popcorn"
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 15:20 |
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We're all going to feel very silly when the terrorists are fooled into harmlessly blowing up a vacant tarp building and then are overcome by a pack of wild dogs.
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 15:21 |
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Brown Moses posted:Mostly it's about the tap water.
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 15:25 |
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Maybe that's what the tarps are for. Maybe it's like one of those decoy towns in ww2
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 15:25 |
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Noni posted:We're all going to feel very silly when the terrorists are fooled into harmlessly blowing up a vacant tarp building and then are overcome by a pack of wild dogs. Yeah, we'll feel silly until the Russian security floods the stands with fentanyl gas to try to put down the dogs.
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 15:25 |
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Holy poo poo did they manage to book the animatronic bear band from chuck e cheese? So watching this
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 15:26 |
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Yeah, we'll feel silly until the Russian security floods the stands with naxalone gas to try to put down the dogs. Get a vent hood. Problem solved.
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 15:26 |
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Yeah, we'll feel silly until the Russian security floods the stands with fentanyl gas to try to put down the dogs. Isn't fentanyl that awesome painkiller that all the junkies want? Best Olympics
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 15:28 |
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On the plus side holidaying in Sochi after this will cost practically nothing like flights to new york just after 9/11
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 15:28 |
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Noni posted:We're all going to feel very silly when the terrorists are fooled into harmlessly blowing up a vacant tarp building and then are overcome by a pack of wild dogs. Oh god they let the dogs free! THE DOGS ARE FREE! Pray you can run faster than the man next to you.
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 15:28 |
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Such doge
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 15:29 |
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Greyhawk posted:Get a vent hood. Problem solved. they can't get light bulbs, door handles or shower curtains (because they are being used as tarps) there is no way in hell they'll get a vent hood. Unless it is some lovely above the stove fan labeled as "VENT" and isn't correctly grounded at all.
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 15:29 |
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Rexicon1 posted:This is the most Exciting Olympics in years I don't care about the Olympics, but this could only be better if North Korea hosted the games.
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 15:31 |
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Rambling Robot posted:I don't care about the Olympics, but this could only be better if North Korea hosted the games. Or Somalia. Difference though is that if there were games in S Korea/Somalia, the local populace would get a benefit from it even if it was more corpses to eat. That's not even happening here.
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 15:35 |
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I'm fully expecting a scene out worthy of being out of The Futurological Congress. The Olympic village gets overrun with wild dogs after being partial buried in toxic waste landslides, al Qaeda, Spetsnaz and whoever break out in open street battles with one another, and this is after everyone goes insane from mercury poising and watching t.a.T.u. kiss. Oh yeah, and a Potemkin village collapses in the background after catching fire.
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 15:38 |
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Fat Ogre posted:Would anyone, at this point, even really notice? A bombing isn't going to make it any dirtier or less terrible. They have an army of seamstresses standing by that will quickly repair any damage to the tarps.
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 15:38 |
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Rambling Robot posted:I don't care about the Olympics, but this could only be better if North Korea hosted the games. Best Korea has chosen not to compete in the winter Olympics this year so that all the other teams may have a chance at winning gold medals for once. Instead Best Korea has decided to host their 64th annual HUNGER GAMES!
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 15:40 |
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So UK Channel 4 made an "ad" for Sochi, and it's fabulous. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6RID82Ru-k You might say being subtle isn't their forte..
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 15:40 |
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I hope tonight Bob Costas has pink eye in his other eye too. And every night for the next two weeks, he gets an infection somewhere else and just gets progressively more red and swollen.
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 15:40 |
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Cthulu Carl posted:I hope tonight Bob Costas has pink eye in his other eye too. Bob Costas apparently used the indeterminate amount of semen sheets and then washed his face with the yellow tap water. Simple mistake comrade! This happen all the time. Best medicine is pour Wodka in eye and let dog lick tears away!
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Collateral Damage posted:So UK Channel 4 made an "ad" for Sochi, and it's fabulous. Reminds me that basso profondo from Russia can be really awesome https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3TjfUFXJZQ
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 15:42 |
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Yeah, we'll feel silly until the Russian security floods the stands with fentanyl gas to try to put down the dogs. The silly feeling *is* a side effect of fentanyl.
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 15:44 |
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seriously though why is semen sheets a thing did someone tweet that
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 15:46 |
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Are corrupt heads gonna roll or does Putin just not give a gently caress
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 15:47 |
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myshl0ng posted:Putin not give gently caress
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 15:48 |
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myshl0ng posted:Are corrupt heads gonna roll or does Putin just not give a gently caress This is Putin's Russia. The sign on the door says "I am passink the buck because I do not give a buck"
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SarutosZero posted:Oh god they let the dogs free! THE DOGS ARE FREE! Pray you can run faster than the man next to you. Good luck when they're an Olympic athlete.
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 15:52 |
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Alan Smithee posted:seriously though why is semen sheets a thing did someone tweet that Bruce Arthur, Journalist posted:Oh, and one journalist in the Omega hotel complex had to refuse a colleague's request to stay a night in the second twin bed because … well, there's no easy way to say this, but when the first journalist arrived, someone had left an indeterminate amount of semen on the sheets of the second bed, and those sheets had been taken away for cleaning, and hadn't come back.
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 15:53 |
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Dogs probably intercepted the sheets on the way to wash them in the river. Honestly I wouldn't want my sheets back regardless.
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 15:55 |
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Sochi update! Dogs all very limbered and most excited for opening ceremonies. Much looking forward to "March of a 1000 dogs".
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 15:57 |
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Oh looks like the lgbt crackdown has already begun! 6 arrested for unveiling a banner.
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 15:57 |
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Fat Ogre posted:Bob Costas apparently used the indeterminate amount of semen sheets and then washed his face with the yellow tap water. Maybe this is for the fluff piece they're working on for the retrospective at the end on the Olympics. "Bob Costas Explores Sochi and Can Never Leave. Because He's Been Quarantined"
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 15:58 |
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Maybe the terrorists can stay out of the aggro range of the dogs by doing the trick where during their throw grenade animation they click on the other side of the map and the grenade flies all the way over there.
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 15:59 |
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myshl0ng posted:Are corrupt heads gonna roll or does Putin just not give a gently caress I don't think you understand The New Russia. Is not Corruption, Is Capitalism. Comes with free dogs.
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 15:59 |
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Not seeing any coverage of any of this on cable. I've got like 350 stations and not a single thing for the Olympics. come onnnnnnnnnnn
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 15:59 |
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Greyhawk posted:Putin: Your appointment with IOC should be finalized within the week. I've already discussed the matter with the Councilor. This is incredible. Also, who wants to bet the terror threat will be reminiscent of Brazil? Terrorism a convenient culprit for crumbling infrastructure.
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