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Croccers
Jun 15, 2012
How many more dog sightings in the stadium?

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Ovo
Dec 20, 2008

Life Rules

FrankeeFrankFrank posted:

what's the temp there? no one looks the least bit cold...

2 degrees celcius, its not dropping below 0 all week. good place for a winter olympics

Sad Billionaire
Mar 31, 2009

What a twist
Fan of Britches

Adventure Pigeon posted:

where the gently caress was the great patriotic war?

i was expecting half the ceremony to be about how good they were at killing germans

There was a sort of solemn pause for it in between the revolution and the postwar stuff. It was kinda tasteful.

Orthodox Rabbit
Jun 2, 2006

This game is perfect for empty-headed dunces that don't like to think much!! Of course, I'm a genius... I wonder why I'm so good at it?!
"We want to reveal a new Russia to the world. Just please don't look at the Russia under the tarps."

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

The future is NOW.

Adventure Pigeon
Nov 8, 2005

I am a master storyteller.

FrankeeFrankFrank posted:

what's the temp there? no one looks the least bit cold...

sochi is subtropical.

they're manufacturing all the snow

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Adventure Pigeon posted:

they've all been buried alive so as to never reveal the secrets of olympics

also because management wanted to embezzle the money rather than pay them

Turns out the ferris wheel is bolted to corpses and they don't make the best anchor.

VirtualBalboa
Dec 25, 2012
lol, what? The motto of the games "Hot, Cool, Yours"

FrankeeFrankFrank
Apr 21, 2005

Say word son.
HOT COOL YOURS

is the motto of the games?

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

"Hot. Cool. Yours."
I still don't know what this means.

Dank Fishbong
Jan 17, 2013

by XyloJW
This guy is probably a closet gay like everyone in Russia.

A Pale Horse
Jul 29, 2007

Look at this corrupt German pig.

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
White
Man
Rich
Gay

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
where is Vlad the Poutine

DoctorPresident
Jul 21, 2012
"No more stereotypes"

*Proceeds to have the most stereotypically Russian event, all the way to corruption and undocumented workers*

In It For The Tank
Feb 17, 2011

But I've yet to figure out a better way to spend my time.
hot, cold, yes, no, in, out, up, down

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

FrankeeFrankFrank posted:

HOT COOL YOURS

is the motto of the games?

Dank Fishbong
Jan 17, 2013

by XyloJW
ugh the russians are allied with the nazis again

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks

perceptron posted:

How are they gonna light the thing, isnt there usually a gimmick?

Chechen suicide bomber

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

Hogge Wild posted:

where is Vlad the Poutine

they showed him just now, looking terribly bored

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




perceptron posted:

How are they gonna light the thing, isnt there usually a gimmick?

with dog, da?

VirtualBalboa
Dec 25, 2012
These games sure are remarkable

Rabble
Dec 3, 2005

Pillbug

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTSdUOC8Kac

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
they need a seat filler next to Putin

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

In It For The Tank posted:

hot, cold, yes, no, in, out, up, down

this sounds p gay

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
Hot cool yours

like your American McDLT

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"



Oof

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

In It For The Tank
Feb 17, 2011

But I've yet to figure out a better way to spend my time.
'sometimes' difficult circumstances

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

VirtualBalboa posted:

These games sure are remarkable

theyre no ESO but ok

Fool and the World
Dec 8, 2010
LOL HE JUST THANKED THE IMMIGRANT WORKERS

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


In It For The Tank posted:

'sometimes' difficult circumstances

'slavery'

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

"Enjoy the benefits for many years to come"

:laffo:

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

serious norman posted:

they showed him just now, looking terribly bored

I watched only a few minutes of the thing and was bored to gently caress. He has to sit through the whole drat show.

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

Thank you, thousands of "volunteers"!

Adventure Pigeon
Nov 8, 2005

I am a master storyteller.

Schwarbage posted:

There was a sort of solemn pause for it in between the revolution and the postwar stuff. It was kinda tasteful.

we will now have a moment of silence for the dead in the midst of our psychedelic homoerotic terrifying-lights-and-robots techno dance-dance spectacle

Dank Fishbong
Jan 17, 2013

by XyloJW
Things I have learned:

--Russia sucks at everything it tries to do
--Everyone in Russia is homosexual
--Russia isn't even good at being gay

RedTeam
Feb 5, 2011

SHAZAM!
"well known warm russian hospitality"

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
I'm sure you will enjoy the many benefits of living in a bankrupt city for years to come

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Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


"warm russian hospitality" like, say, dogs and tarps

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