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Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Chichevache posted:

Your posts are overrated.

There's something below "worst"?

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Mel Mudkiper posted:

There's something below "worst"?

Yeah, for example, try reading any given page of this thread: http://www.footballsfuture.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=541543&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0

Arschlochkind
Mar 29, 2010

:stare:
I don't know if it was mentioned by any of the other posters that live in Houston, but a day or two before the Super Bowl the local CBS weather guy had a slip of the tongue and referred to Seattle as the "Seacocks" right after jokingly saying he was rooting for the Broncos.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Mel Mudkiper posted:

There's something below "worst"?

You are not an elite poster

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Sash! posted:

You are not an elite poster

Well the term "elite" is pretty dumb, but there is an unquestionable divide between the big 5 and the next tier of "good, not great" posters that the forum has.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Cole posted:

He might be obnoxious but he does have some valid points that you could bring up when arguing who the best is.

Not really he is just arguing clutch in a roundabout way.

b0ng
Jan 16, 2004

Thats a nice Game 7 you have there. Would be a shame if somebody nailed it down.

quote:

Its sad that the Gary Kubiak era has contaminated the fanbase.

This fanbase has been together for so long with Kubiak and Schaub that the fanbase has adopted Kubiak's conservative, scared to go for the win mentality. Kubiak has turned this fanbase into scared little kids who cant look at a crucial field goal kick. Scared to run a trick play.

This fanbase has become gutless like Kubiak. You guys need to check yourselves. Look at the mirror, arent you ashamed you've become like Kubiak?

When did you all become so scared to take a chance?

When did you all become so conservative like Kubiak?

When did you guys become so fearful of doing something drastic? Something that had high risk but also had high reward?

When did you guys become Kubiak?

When did you guys become so scared to go big?

When did you guys adopt the play not to lose mentality?

The Manziel pick is the ANTI KUBIAK PICK. Its the trick play that Kubiak was always scared to call.

The Manziel pick is that 4th down that Kubiak was always afraid to go for.

The Manziel pick is that 3rd down pass that Schaub would have never gone for.

The Manziel pick is going for the win, instead of playing not to lose.

Johnny Manziel's entire being as a player and person is the complete opposite of what we have had here for more than half a decade. He is the complete opposite of Matt Schaub.

Yet for some strange idiotic reason, Texan fans at least on this site are completely oblivious and are against Manziel. You guys want another prototypical big tall quarterback in blake bortles who looks and plays just like another Matt Schaub.

This is is the kind of sad, ignorant mentality that has afflicted this franchise.

You guys are afraid to think outside the box.

This is the kind of mentality that allows someone like Schaub and David Carr to last this long.

YOU ARE JUST LIKE YOUR FRONT OFFICE.

AFRAID TO TAKE A CHANCE SO LETS STICK WITH THE STATUS QUO OF CARR, KUBIAK, AND SCHAUB.

Here is Johnny Football. The anti schaub. The high risk high reward guy. The tested talent vs great competition. The talent that looks spectacular on the field. The new breed of running and passing quarterback cut from the same cloth as the russell wilsons, the kapernicks, the newtons, the rg3s...


Yet what does the fanbase and current coaching staff do?

You try to look for ways to not draft the guy. You make up fake accusations like having poor work ethic. You do everything to tell yourself we dont want that guy.

David Carr was the prototypical qb. Schaub had the prototypical qb height.

How many times are we gonna with the prototypical qb and get our hearts broken?

Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it.

Go ahead, pick the safe prototypical quarterback texans so we can get our prototypical result.

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?
The prototypical result. The first result that ever happened. Since there was only one player in the prototypical football game (imagined in the head of the prototypical football player) the prototypical result is, in fact, not a score but simply the game of football being played *Texans draft prototypical player and open wormhole*

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Rap posted:

The prototypical result. The first result that ever happened. Since there was only one player in the prototypical football game (imagined in the head of the prototypical football player) the prototypical result is, in fact, not a score but simply the game of football being played *Texans draft prototypical player and open wormhole*

Stop reading so much Hegel.

Serisothikos
Dec 4, 2004

Unlimited Pasta Pass

Rap posted:

The prototypical result. The first result that ever happened. Since there was only one player in the prototypical football game (imagined in the head of the prototypical football player) the prototypical result is, in fact, not a score but simply the game of football being played *Texans draft prototypical player and open wormhole*

The field for this game is shaped like a Klein bottle.

Arschlochkind
Mar 29, 2010

:stare:
Come on Houston, let's hear it for YOUR Houston Texans starting quarterback... WWWWWWALTER CAMMMMP!

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


I'm only concerned with the Platonic quarterback.

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

On Auburn Legacy player Reshaun Evans signing with Bama over Auburn:

quote:

RE: I normally do not post, but my son asked me about the Evans fiasco... Reply



Originally posted by kttucker:
I am originally from Auburn, Alabama. I'm graduated from OHS '90. I am currently serving my country as an Army Officer @ Redstone for the past 20 years. I believe in responsibility, accountability, and commitment.

My oldest son, CJ is now in the 7th grade and plays football RB/WR, basketball (SG), and baseball (CF). He asked me why did RE commit to Bama and not Auburn and his parents attended Auburn?

I took my son outside on the porch and talked to my son about integrity and commitment. I told my son that I was the first member of my family to attend college. I grew up 2 block from Auburn in the projects dreaming of the day I would attend college at Auburn. I had no father figure in my life. I remember growing up when Auburn students would come to the projects and play with us, teach bible study, and mentor us to strive in education. It was one of the best time of my young life. Those Auburn students did not have to do that (back in '80) time frame. God paved a way for me to attend Auburn with the help of the Auburn community and family. You never turn your back on a community who has helped paved the way for you.

I told my son that Auburn stands for something and that's family regardless of race, color, creed, or religion. The community of Auburn is like family. I told him that I was building a path for him as the next generation son to attend Auburn. I also told him about the history of Auburn and what separate us from the Turds.

My son looked at me and said; he will be the next 5* RB/WR, baseball or basketball star and commit to Auburn as soon as he gets an offer. (He's confident). I said why? He said because I trust you dad and I love Auburn because you have paved the way for me to continue a generation.

My son said if I committed to the Turds; it's like turning your back on your community (teachers, friends, and family) that has paved the way for me. I want to attend Auburn not only to be an Engineer but I want to 'knock' the crap out some punk Turd kid on the field.

He said, "I love you dad" and you would never have to worry about me going to the Turds because Auburn is already home because it's not about me; it's about a legacy.

This was the first time, I dropped a tear in from of my son!

War drat Eagle!

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

pillsburysoldier posted:

On Auburn Legacy player Reshaun Evans signing with Bama over Auburn:

That is loving nauseating.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I wonder if the son actually said "Turds"? Do people actually say that out loud? People older than 7 I mean?

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

pillsburysoldier posted:

On Auburn Legacy player Reshaun Evans signing with Bama over Auburn:

That's a fine piece of fiction that guy dreamed up.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Part of me wants this just so he doesn't go to the goddamn Browns but I don't know.

King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

quote:

My son said if I committed to the Turds; it's like turning your back on your community (teachers, friends, and family) that has paved the way for me. I want to attend Auburn not only to be an Engineer but I want to 'knock' the crap out some punk Turd kid on the field.

He said, "I love you dad" and you would never have to worry about me going to the Turds because Auburn is already home because it's not about me; it's about a legacy.

This was the first time, I dropped a tear in from of my son!

It was nice of the boy in the story not to stifle his father's life-long dream of going to college, becoming an engineer, and concussing someone who attends a rival school.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Why is knock in quotations

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Chichevache posted:

That is loving nauseating.

There's another thread where they post his home address, speculate on how much his property is REALLY worth,

quote:

Someone report this address, make AHS forfeit all ther games from past couple years. Board will make something change, if this is all true.


quote:

Like JADennis said, I don't think they're getting any money from REC, but the timing of this sale is shady in regard to the family saying that he didn't know where he wanted to play.

For those who don't know, the REC is the "Red Elephant Club." To many Auburn fans, it's a bogeyman bama organization that 'funds' players and/or their schools, threatens, or otherwise sabotages the Auburn Family at every turn, because Alabama is deathly afraid of what a strong Auburn University stands for (Read: the previous post)

pillsburysoldier fucked around with this message at 04:46 on Feb 8, 2014

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!
I just find it astounding, I'm hard pressed to give much of a gently caress about the school I actually attended, let alone their rival.

Morby
Sep 6, 2007

Thaddius the Large posted:

I just find it astounding, I'm hard pressed to give much of a gently caress about the school I actually attended, let alone their rival.

There is a vocal minority of both Auburn and Alabama fanbases who hate the rival more than they love the school of their choice. Thus, Harvey Updyke and Auburn fans with their "IT'S THE REC, PAWL!!!! :byodood: "

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Thaddius the Large posted:

I just find it astounding, I'm hard pressed to give much of a gently caress about the school I actually attended, let alone their rival.

That's why I'm so glad my school is division 3. Just try getting excited about an all white basketball team. TRY IT

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

I went to UNT mostly because a girl I was dating in HS was going there

I got cray cray pussay and a lovely degree so basically it all worked out

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Thaddius the Large posted:

I just find it astounding, I'm hard pressed to give much of a gently caress about the school I actually attended, let alone their rival.

Its a rivarly so intense a guy poisoned ancient trees over the feud and the other side wanted the guy to go to prison forever for poisoning those trees.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

The fact that these people live in Alabama is probably pretty telling...

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Chichevache posted:

That's why I'm so glad my school is division 3. Just try getting excited about an all white basketball team. TRY IT

My alma mater is Div I but had no football team. Our biggest sports were soccer (NCAA champ while I was there one & runner up another time), Women's Basketball and binge drinking. I literally cannot fathom their mindset.

Gotta Wear Shades
Jul 25, 2013

Learn to hoist a jack,
Learn to lay a track
Learn to pick and shovel too
And take my hammer, it'll do anything you tell it to

Spoeank posted:

My alma mater is Div I but had no football team. Our biggest sports were soccer (NCAA champ while I was there one & runner up another time), Women's Basketball and binge drinking. I literally cannot fathom their mindset.

Go go Gauchos?

I can understand those people to a degree. If you can manage to dig into the college's sports scene you can have fun with whatever they have to offer. Football was pretty great when I was at Utah and the basketball was fair-to-middlin' but I also started getting into the soccer and gymnastics because, hey, it was there so why not? Although I admit if soccer and gymnastics were all we had I don't know if I would've cared at all.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

You know it. ¡Olé!

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

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Posted: 6/12/2013 8:24 AM
I drove by Toomer's Corner


For the first time since the trees were removed, I drove by Toomer's Corner. I am reminded how the NYC skyline looked without the Twin Towers

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Spoeank posted:

You know it. ¡Olé!

I was gonna guess Banana Slugs.

Vhak lord of hate
Jun 6, 2008

I AM DRINK THE BLOOD OF JESUS

Chichevache posted:

I was gonna guess Banana Slugs.

Best Ultimate Frisbee team in the states.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


pillsburysoldier posted:

ACasualObserver Member
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Posted: 6/12/2013 8:24 AM
I drove by Toomer's Corner


For the first time since the trees were removed, I drove by Toomer's Corner. I am reminded how the NYC skyline looked without the Twin Towers

Eh, that's a tough one. Everyone knows how different NYC's skyline looks without the WTC so it's a decent reference point. There's no really any widely known "Town X looks different after building Y burned down."

DreamtShadow
Aug 21, 2010

Sash! posted:

Eh, that's a tough one. Everyone knows how different NYC's skyline looks without the WTC so it's a decent reference point. There's no really any widely known "Town X looks different after building Y burned down."

For the first time since the trees were removed, I drove by Toomer's Corner. I am reminded how State College looked without Paterno's statue.

Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.

quote:

Do you think he's the first EVER gay football player? I don't. Sexual preference is a choice, plain and simple. Just as gay men CHOSE to go back to women as many do. It's a choice. The locker room would always be Awkward. I wouldn't want a locker next to him. Would you?

His ability should be the only thing his game is based on. If he had kept his mouth shut,it would have been.

If he wanted to be treated as an equal, or as a man, he could have been. Now other players WILL feel uncomfortable around him, and rightfully so. I wouldn't want to feel like he was checking me out, would you? or is that tollerable where you come from? Personally, I get offended when they give me the look, or their thoughts about me. I mean it's cool when women tells me about her unsolicited interest, but, I'm offended when it's a non woman.

Perhaps he needs his own locker room, as the women do. Why wasn't he just as curtious with his team in college? Why didn't he jump out of that closet back then? This is 2014 after all.

I'm sorry, when you treat everyone as equal, when they clearly are not, what do you have then? You have Socialism, you have communism.

This story is not big. It's one more distraction vs real news.

You're right, hopefully more players willfollow in his footsteps, and we can have one big "happy" sunshiny, thilly little football league where all the teams win , nobody gets their feelings hurt, and everybody plays nice....

My favorite part is where he claims that homosexuality leads to the advent of communism.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
"Sexual preference is a choice"

"This is 2014 after all"

:psyduck:

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

I got two posts deleted after calling out bigotry in the Michael Sam thread on Cowboyszone, before getting locked out of posting in it entirely

Of course they let the worst "homosexuality is a choice" and "off my draft board entirely" :rolleyes: guys keep on truckin

This is why I usually only go there for the News Zone articles

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


DreamtShadow posted:

For the first time since the trees were removed, I drove by Toomer's Corner. I am reminded how State College looked without Paterno's statue.

The statue wasn't in a prominent place in town. You had to go look for it on purpose.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

Sash! posted:

The statue wasn't in a prominent place in town. You had to go look for it on purpose.

If only they'd have stuck the statue in the showers, people might've found out about Sandusky a whole lot quicker.

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El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

AsInHowe posted:

If only they'd have stuck the statue in the showers, people might've found out about Sandusky a whole lot quicker.

Yeah, but they wouldn't have told anybody about it.

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