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Brutal.roadrunner
Dec 15, 2011

*WHIPCRACK*

redshirt posted:

She looks like she's 12 years old. Is she?

Also, she did the same ice dance last night and won a gold - what's the difference with today's event?

These are Team Events, as I understand it the first night was her short form, tonight was the long form. She comes back in a week or so for the individual events.

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Meat Recital
Mar 26, 2009

by zen death robot

Cthulu Carl posted:

You guys are assuming he didn't already have a mistress 15 years ago.

I mean, the announcers just made a big deal that the girl never smiles

How many of Russia's athletes are in fact Putin's progeny?:tinfoil:

All of them. Russia is the Motherland is Putin is Father.

HackerJoeGuy
Apr 18, 2007

Cthulu Carl posted:

You guys are assuming he didn't already have a mistress 15 years ago.

I mean, the announcers just made a big deal that the girl never smiles

How many of Russia's athletes are in fact Putin's progeny?:tinfoil:

Well now that you mention it...



She does look pretty KGB.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

HackerJoeGuy posted:

Well now that you mention it...



She does look pretty KGB.

He'll still make her his mistress. There is no such thing as incest in Putingrad.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Meat Recital posted:

All of them. Russia is the Motherland is Putin is Father.

Putin is basically like Genghis khan

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

etalian posted:

Putin is basically like Genghis khan

Don't blasphemy like that

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

I a few years we'll realize that fully a quarter of all bottlenose dolphins are related to Putin.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

UnnaturalSELECTION posted:

Don't blasphemy like that

True, Genghis khan was a effective leader who built a empire from nothing

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
why can't i pay for live streaming HD and replays of every event? and not lovely top-5 only coverage. it's 2014 right?

nbc coverage is pissing me off

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Is it possible to watch the streams from another country if you use a proxy?

OMG BYZANTIUM
Dec 30, 2008
Did anyone else happen to notice that right before they cut to a commercial on NBC, they zoomed in on Yulia's coach roughly massaging the tops of her ears? I'm assuming it was to keep the circulation going, but still, Russians are weird.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

OMG BYZANTIUM posted:

Did anyone else happen to notice that right before they cut to a commercial on NBC, they zoomed in on Yulia's coach roughly massaging the tops of her ears? I'm assuming it was to keep the circulation going, but still, Russians are weird.

I saw it. Russian stuff.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
Watching slope style, it looks like everybody is trying to slow down before hitting the big ramps

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

OMG BYZANTIUM posted:

Did anyone else happen to notice that right before they cut to a commercial on NBC, they zoomed in on Yulia's coach roughly massaging the tops of her ears? I'm assuming it was to keep the circulation going, but still, Russians are weird.

yeah i thought it was pretty hot too

Andorra
Dec 12, 2012

you irl posted:

Watching slope style, it looks like everybody is trying to slow down before hitting the big ramps

It looks to me like everybody is trying to fall down.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

back to unironic anime posting i guess :nyoron:

there is an anime posting event. you can do it!

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



OMG BYZANTIUM posted:

Did anyone else happen to notice that right before they cut to a commercial on NBC, they zoomed in on Yulia's coach roughly massaging the tops of her ears? I'm assuming it was to keep the circulation going, but still, Russians are weird.

ferengi spotted

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

ferengi spotted

p. sure Russian businessmen follow the Laws of Acquisition, so..

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Bob's Pink Eye would be a good band name.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

UnnaturalSELECTION posted:

Don't blasphemy like that

Yeah. Ghengis Khan and the Mongols actually did a lot of good for the world, along with slaughtering and raping a poo poo ton of people.

Grey Fox V2
Nov 14, 2008

Augmented Balls of Titanium!

Paradox Personified posted:

Coverage chart.


Just, no one forget to yell at me BEFORE the CBC puts the closing ceremony coverage up live streaming on their website. Gonna try and capture it- if no one else is!!!!!!!!!!
Where's the source for this?

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
men's downhill is actually insane. like you have to be developmentally disabled to choose to do this as a career. 80+ mph for miles on end down a mountain

Spacedad
Sep 11, 2001

We go play orbital catch around the curvature of the earth, son.

redshirt posted:

Bob's Pink Eye would be a good band name.

Bob's pink eye swollen shut is a nice reminder that the 5th ring that didn't open is the red ring. :allears:

Paradox Personified
Mar 15, 2010

:sun: SoroScrew :sun:

Spacedad posted:

Bob's pink eye swollen shut is a nice reminder that the 5th ring that didn't open is the red ring. :allears:

You make me want to photoshop that in the unopened ring now.


But I'm disappointed in you all. Not a goatse in sight for that ring failure. Not a single one. Break my heart, why don't you.

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
The first four are goatse but the last is a puckered anus

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
It's a good Russian non homosexual anus

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice
it's not goatse if it's missing a ring

Velvet Sparrow
May 15, 2006

'Hope' is the thing with feathers, that perches in the soul, and sings the tune, without the words, and never stops--at all.

I got a kick out of watching the slopestyle event and seeing the Finnish coach standing at the top of the run next to his guy as he was about to go and KNITTING. Presumably a soft cap for the guy to wear on his cracked skull later on in the hospital.

Also, why do the snowboarder's vests have ruffled sleeves along with a grandma's quilt patchwork pattern? It looks like 'Holly Hobby Goes Snowboarding'.

Paradox Personified
Mar 15, 2010

:sun: SoroScrew :sun:

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

it's not goatse if it's missing a ring

We could do it all. Opened rings with goatse's tunnel in them, the goatring around the failed fifth ring... all of them goatse, just the successful rings goatse.. you know... It could be anything.. All of it..

Rinkles
Oct 24, 2010

What I'm getting at is...
Do you feel the same way?

Paradox Personified posted:

But I'm disappointed in you all. Not a goatse in sight for that ring failure. Not a single one. Break my heart, why don't you.

uhhh...



good use of 5 minutes searching for that

Paradox Personified
Mar 15, 2010

:sun: SoroScrew :sun:
For the RING FAILURE, couillon. All the talk of actual prolapsed dog anus made me think that's what it was and I skipped right over it. Sorry, I don't recognize Kurt's rectal tunnel immediately. But it's not the olympic ring, so you don't get to be indignant.



Paradox Personified fucked around with this message at 03:47 on Feb 10, 2014

Rinkles
Oct 24, 2010

What I'm getting at is...
Do you feel the same way?

Paradox Personified posted:

For the RING FAILURE, couillon. All the talk of actual prolapsed dog anus made me think that's what it was and I skipped right over it. Sorry, I don't recognize Kurt's rectal tunnel immediately. But it's not the olympic ring, so you don't get to be indignant.


it's a metaphor, dickwad. look at the dog on the right

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
can't you tell prolapsed dog anus olympic ring symbolism when you see it

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
holy poo poo that slope style crash

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

you irl posted:

holy poo poo that slope style crash

It's okay, her neck broke the fall.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Someone gif'd it this morning.



best ragdoll.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

She skied off the hill so she couldn't have been too bad.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Ron Paul Hype Man posted:

Someone gif'd it this morning.



best ragdoll.



Looks about right.

redshirt posted:

She skied off the hill so she couldn't have been too bad.

But she's a snowboarder :ohdear:

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Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

FrozenVent posted:



Looks about right.


But she's a snowboarder :ohdear:

He should get extra points.
He's not even on a board.

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