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CHRISTOPHER B. JAGASSAR's employment prospects are going to be pretty limited when he gets out of prison, especially if a prospective employer does a google search and finds this page. List of things CHRISTOPHER B. JAGASSAR inserted or coerced another person into inserting into their vagina: Worms A Goldfish A Hermit Crab Tree branches A Sea Anemone
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What the hell, Air Force. I thought Coast Guard girls were the only ones willing to agree to that kind of poo poo
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Feb 7, 2014 21:59
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I don't understand what this trial was about. What was he appealing? That what he was doing wasn't indecent? What was the original case about?
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Feb 7, 2014 21:59
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Cojawfee posted:I don't understand what this trial was about. What was he appealing? That what he was doing wasn't indecent? What was the original case about? yeah, granted im a lazy reader + stupid but i thought they charged hnim w/ child porn for making his air force gf put weird poo poo up her cooter and then told the judge yes it was bad and yes he deserved to be convicted??? idk i didnt wanna read it again
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Feb 7, 2014 22:01
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He pled guilty to a whole mess of stuff. He then appealed the charge of indecency related to pressuring his fellow airman to put live sea creatures in her hoohoo, claiming that Lawrence v Texas means as long as she was willing, he was in the clear. The judge disagreed, saying they were both too nasty for LvT to apply. All the other crap he pled to wasn't up for appeal, just the snatchcrabs part.
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Feb 7, 2014 22:07
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It seems like the child porn was probably another charge, and he was trying to get let off for the indecency stuff. Where's a JAG or paralegal when we need them? A little digging around says that he was CE, I would've figured intel.
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Feb 7, 2014 22:07
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over/under that he is an anime fan with his first chance at non-cartoon chick
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Feb 7, 2014 22:18
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if you ever meet a girl like that count your lucky stars because you can do whatever the gently caress you want to her and she'll be ok with it probably
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Feb 7, 2014 23:38
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Cole posted:if you ever meet a girl like that count your lucky stars because you can do whatever the gently caress you want to her and she'll be ok with it probably yeah but shes prolly like that crazy sonic the hedgehog furry goonette
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Feb 7, 2014 23:40
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genderstomper58 posted:yeah but shes prolly like that crazy sonic the hedgehog furry goonette Lol what?
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Feb 7, 2014 23:53
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gleep gloop posted:Lol what? the chick whose judge dad beat her rear end with a belt also happened to be a goon gal who shoved lizards up her pussey + was obsessed w/ sonic the hedgehog from this story: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/14/william-adams-texas-judge_n_2129655.html
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Feb 8, 2014 00:06
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Cole posted:if you ever meet a girl like that count your lucky stars because you can do whatever the gently caress you want to her and she'll be ok with it probably If you ever hook up with a girl like that you haven't learned the "don't stick your dick in crazy," lesson yet.
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Feb 8, 2014 00:27
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Crazy chicks give some awesome head tho.
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Feb 8, 2014 00:30
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ded posted:Crazy chicks give some awesome head tho. A local pizza place makes an amazing $20 large gourmet pizza. But Pizza Hut won't cut my dick off when I'm sleeping.
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Feb 8, 2014 00:34
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genderstomper58 posted:the chick whose judge dad beat her rear end with a belt also happened to be a goon gal who shoved lizards up her pussey + was obsessed w/ sonic the hedgehog Oh haha I forgot about her.
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Feb 8, 2014 01:09
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Okay, so where do I read about the pussy lizards and Sonic and all the shame?
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Feb 8, 2014 01:51
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genderstomper58 posted:the chick whose judge dad beat her rear end with a belt also happened to be a goon gal who shoved lizards up her pussey + was obsessed w/ sonic the hedgehog Ok, I remember when the goon popped up in the thread about the rear end in a top hat judge and it turned out that she was actually the guy's daughter...but what the gently caress is the rest of it?
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Feb 8, 2014 05:44
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Godholio posted:Ok, I remember when the goon popped up in the thread about the rear end in a top hat judge and it turned out that she was actually the guy's daughter...but what the gently caress is the rest of it?  Then some people dug up some of her posts from around the web where she talked about putting a lizards tail in her vagina (Claims she was kidding), drinking cough syrup, and espousing that black people seem to have a predatory instinct. She was also taking legal advice from some lizard fetishist friend of hers.
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Feb 8, 2014 05:54
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holy hell i been out for about a month and been drunk for about that long goddamn i love being a civillian
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Feb 8, 2014 07:45
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polpot saved asia posted:holy hell i been out for about a month and been drunk for about that long goddamn i love being a
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Feb 8, 2014 12:10
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Speaking of idiots: Perhaps they shouldn't have used the word "experiment" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuskegee_experiment
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Feb 8, 2014 16:55
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While (hopefully) not military-related, here is a blurb about things going in butts that just...shouldn't.  http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8420252 quote:self-administered concentrated hydrofluoric acid enema while intoxicated from intranasal cocaine administration Cocaine seems like one hell of a drug  
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Feb 8, 2014 19:15
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Isn't HF the poo poo they used in Breaking Bad to dissolve bodies?
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Feb 8, 2014 20:29
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Mad Dragon posted:Isn't HF the poo poo they used in Breaking Bad to dissolve bodies? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrofluoric_acid#Health_and_safety Dat hydrofluoric acid lipid solubility doe. On the opposite spectrum of the atomic size of halides, protonated iodine molecules (i.e. HI) was more than likely used by Walter White to help reduce pseudoephedrine to form an intermediate of methamphetamine.
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Feb 9, 2014 00:59
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Mad Dragon posted:Isn't HF the poo poo they used in Breaking Bad to dissolve bodies? HF is a fairly weak acid but it's also really lethal. If you, say, spill an amount on your hand to cover the palm you get your hand amputated or you die. It's a big reason why I'm glad I didn't do much work with feldspar.
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Feb 9, 2014 01:09
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Spent a stupid amount of time finding it.
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Feb 10, 2014 04:27
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Casimir Radon posted:Spent a stupid amount of time finding it. 
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Feb 10, 2014 05:08
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I'd never heard of this and when you guys said 'dad beat her with a belt' I just assumed it meant spanked a kid, not beat a worthless freeloading twentysomething
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Feb 10, 2014 05:13
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She was a teenager when it was recorded (2004), she released it in 2011 after he threatened to take her car away. She was downloading ROMs from Kaaza and got a DMCA threat in the mail which is where the beating comes in.
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Feb 10, 2014 05:28
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her dad is also a federal judge iirc
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Feb 10, 2014 05:47
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Y'all forgot some other stuff.
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Feb 10, 2014 05:52
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Casimir Radon posted:She was a teenager when it was recorded (2004), she released it in 2011 after he threatened to take her car away. She was downloading ROMs from Kaaza and got a DMCA threat in the mail which is where the beating comes in. She deserves it for using Kazaa in 2011.
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Feb 10, 2014 05:54
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Wasabi the J posted:Y'all forgot some other stuff. Wow so a brony and quick with the furry link...
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Feb 10, 2014 05:55
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Wasabi the J posted:Y'all forgot some other stuff. Looks like a lot of this is unviewable if you're not logged in. Can you grab some 'caps for us?
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Feb 10, 2014 05:56
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Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:Wow so a brony and quick with the furry link... It was in the PYF awkward thread and literally the second result on Google. I don't do that brony poo poo anymore btw but whatever. It's GIP so I'll always be that guy.
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Feb 10, 2014 05:57
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Wasabi the J posted:I don't do that brony poo poo anymore btw but whatever. It's GIP so I'll always be that guy. It's like being known as the guy who poo poo his pants, except way more embarassing but it comes with the fringe benefit of never having to babysit. Because nobody wants you near their kids. You know, because they're worried that you're a pedophile.
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Feb 10, 2014 06:07
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PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:She deserves it for using Kazaa in 2011.
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Feb 10, 2014 06:13
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Or like the guy who poo poo on the side of the road during a road run for PT. Also the guy who crashed his car twice in one week. Also the guy who fell down a hill and got scars on the front and back of his head plus a concussion. People don't forget.
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Feb 10, 2014 06:13
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Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:It's like being known as the guy who poo poo his pants, except way more embarassing but it comes with the fringe benefit of never having to babysit. Because nobody wants you near their kids. You know, because they're worried that you're a pedophile. Suck ONE dick...
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Wasabi the J posted:Suck ONE dick... Still preferable to being a brony.
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