The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Oh no, her clothes are coming off! Heehee! Hey, y'know who would love this? Men!

Oliver Clothesoff! Call for Oliver Clothesoff!

# ? Feb 10, 2014 19:48

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# ? May 27, 2024 20:20

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Chat away, I'll just amuse myself with these pornographic playing cards.

Sorry, I wasn't listening. I was counting the cocktail radishes. Now where was I? One, two, three. Three radishes. Three big radishes.

Monday_ fucked around with this message at 19:56 on Feb 10, 2014

# ? Feb 10, 2014 19:52

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Tokelau All Star posted:

Oliver Clothesoff! Call for Oliver Clothesoff!

Hello. This is Hugh Jass.

# ? Feb 10, 2014 20:06

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

The Dark One posted:

Twelve eighty. No wait. wait. Wh-what comes after twelve?

There's a four-thirty in the morning now?

# ? Feb 10, 2014 20:56

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Oh no, her clothes are coming off! Heehee! Hey, y'know who would love this? Men!

Women won't like being shot in the face.

# ? Feb 10, 2014 21:10

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

TMMadman posted:

Hello. This is Hugh Jass.

Aha! Got you, my rumpy doppelganger.

# ? Feb 10, 2014 21:18

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Deviant posted:

Women won't like being shot in the face.

That's a half-truth!

# ? Feb 10, 2014 21:53

Man Alive!: Jul 21, 2004; There IS a spoon, LOOK.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Aha! Got you, my rumpy doppelganger.

# ? Feb 10, 2014 22:00

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

MondayHotDog posted:

Sorry, I wasn't listening. I was counting the cocktail radishes. Now where was I? One, two, three. Three radishes. Three big radishes.

Everyone reach in and draw a pickled egg. Whoever gets the black egg stays sober tonight.

# ? Feb 10, 2014 22:09

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Man Alive! posted:

My friends, the devil walks among us!

# ? Feb 10, 2014 23:04

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Drink-Mix Man posted:

My friends, the devil walks among us!

I'd sell my soul for a Formula 1 racing car.

# ? Feb 11, 2014 00:33

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

I'd sell my soul for a Formula 1 racing car.

Locust, stop pestering Satan! :mad:

# ? Feb 11, 2014 00:39

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

I'd sell my soul for a Formula 1 racing car.

I would like to say grace. Ahem.

Lord, have mercy on my soul. And Mister Kingdom's soul, and Locust's soul, and Drink-Mix's soooulll, and let every soul in Quotethreadom . . .

# ? Feb 11, 2014 01:38

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

My friends, the devil walks among us!

# ? Feb 11, 2014 01:50

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Deviant posted:

Women won't like being shot in the face.

I'd kill you if I had my gun! :mad:

# ? Feb 11, 2014 02:05

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Root Bear posted:

I'd kill you if I had my gun!

Yeah, well ya don't.

# ? Feb 11, 2014 02:10

ShaqDiesel: Mar 21, 2013

Root Bear posted:

I'd kill you if I had my gun!

But if you're the police, who will police the police? :ohdear:

# ? Feb 11, 2014 03:11

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

jscolon2.0 posted:

Those people down there look all tiny and blurry...just like the inside of a cataract. :corsair:

# ? Feb 11, 2014 03:21

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

ShaqDiesel posted:

But if you're the police, who will police the police?

I dunno. Coast Guard?

# ? Feb 11, 2014 03:46

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

MondayHotDog posted:

I dunno. Coast Guard?

Hey, Monday, join the Navy!

# ? Feb 11, 2014 04:02

Jackie D: May 27, 2009; Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.

ShaqDiesel posted:

But if you're the police, who will police the police?

Ya know, one day people are going to stand up to you crooked cops!

# ? Feb 11, 2014 04:07

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

Jackie D posted:

Ya know, one day people are going to stand up to you crooked cops!

No! No bribes!

# ? Feb 11, 2014 05:15

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Jackie D posted:

Ya know, one day people are going to stand up to you crooked cops!

They are?! Have they set a date? :ohdear:

# ? Feb 11, 2014 05:15

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

MondayHotDog posted:

I dunno. Coast Guard?

Navy SEALs are on the way.

How about a tactical nuclear strike? :laugh:

# ? Feb 11, 2014 05:18

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

MondayHotDog posted:

They are?! Have they set a date?

# ? Feb 11, 2014 05:18

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

BloodDesk, quit living in the past. :rolleyes:

# ? Feb 11, 2014 05:20

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

What's that extra B for?

# ? Feb 11, 2014 05:22

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

What a bleak and horrible future we live in! :cry:

# ? Feb 11, 2014 05:34

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Luigi Thirty posted:

What's that extra B for?

# ? Feb 11, 2014 05:35

Jackie D: May 27, 2009; Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.

Everything Counts posted:

# ? Feb 11, 2014 05:36

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

MondayHotDog posted:

I dunno. Coast Guard?

You may remember me from such movies as`Cry, Yuma' and `Here Comes the Coast Guard'! But today I'd like to tell you about a pleasant-tasting candy that actually cleans and straightens your teeth!

# ? Feb 11, 2014 05:42

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Jackie D posted:

Oh Bartholomew, I feel like St. Augustine of Hippo after his conversion by Ambrose of Milan. :pray:

# ? Feb 11, 2014 05:44

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Put out an APB on a Uosdwis R. Dewoh. Uh, better start with Greektown.

# ? Feb 11, 2014 05:49

Pierce and Pierce: Jul 1, 2007; Murders and Executions

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Oh Bartholomew, I feel like St. Augustine of Hippo after his conversion by Ambrose of Milan.

Wait! Drink-Mix Man, what did you just say?

# ? Feb 11, 2014 05:57

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Pierce and Pierce posted:

Wait! Drink-Mix Man, what did you just say?

I said SLAG OFF!!!!

# ? Feb 11, 2014 06:21

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

TMMadman posted:

Put out an APB on a Uosdwis R. Dewoh. Uh, better start with Greektown.

I'll start with Radio Shack.

# ? Feb 11, 2014 06:21

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Moon... Waffles... what a time to be alive!

PS - please alter my pants as fashion dictates.

# ? Feb 11, 2014 07:00

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Do over Ham posted:

PS - please alter my pants as fashion dictates.

But... but... your PANT LEGS! :ohdear:

# ? Feb 11, 2014 08:34

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Drink-Mix Man posted:

But... but... your PANT LEGS!

# ? Feb 11, 2014 08:39

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# ? May 27, 2024 20:20

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Ehh, put a pan down there.

# ? Feb 11, 2014 11:15

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