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LOCUST FART HELL posted:Oh no, her clothes are coming off! Heehee! Hey, y'know who would love this? Men! Oliver Clothesoff! Call for Oliver Clothesoff!
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:Chat away, I'll just amuse myself with these pornographic playing cards. Sorry, I wasn't listening. I was counting the cocktail radishes. Now where was I? One, two, three. Three radishes. Three big radishes. Monday_ fucked around with this message at 19:56 on Feb 10, 2014 |
# ? Feb 10, 2014 19:52 |
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Tokelau All Star posted:Oliver Clothesoff! Call for Oliver Clothesoff! Hello. This is Hugh Jass.
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# ? Feb 10, 2014 20:06 |
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The Dark One posted:Twelve eighty. No wait. wait. Wh-what comes after twelve? There's a four-thirty in the morning now?
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# ? Feb 10, 2014 20:56 |
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:Oh no, her clothes are coming off! Heehee! Hey, y'know who would love this? Men! Women won't like being shot in the face.
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# ? Feb 10, 2014 21:10 |
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TMMadman posted:Hello. This is Hugh Jass. Aha! Got you, my rumpy doppelganger.
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# ? Feb 10, 2014 21:18 |
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Deviant posted:Women won't like being shot in the face. That's a half-truth!
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# ? Feb 10, 2014 21:53 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Aha! Got you, my rumpy doppelganger.
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# ? Feb 10, 2014 22:00 |
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MondayHotDog posted:Sorry, I wasn't listening. I was counting the cocktail radishes. Now where was I? One, two, three. Three radishes. Three big radishes. Everyone reach in and draw a pickled egg. Whoever gets the black egg stays sober tonight.
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# ? Feb 10, 2014 22:09 |
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My friends, the devil walks among us!
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# ? Feb 10, 2014 23:04 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:My friends, the devil walks among us! I'd sell my soul for a Formula 1 racing car.
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# ? Feb 11, 2014 00:33 |
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:I'd sell my soul for a Formula 1 racing car. Locust, stop pestering Satan!
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# ? Feb 11, 2014 00:39 |
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:I'd sell my soul for a Formula 1 racing car. I would like to say grace. Ahem. Lord, have mercy on my soul. And Mister Kingdom's soul, and Locust's soul, and Drink-Mix's soooulll, and let every soul in Quotethreadom . . .
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# ? Feb 11, 2014 01:38 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:My friends, the devil walks among us!
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# ? Feb 11, 2014 01:50 |
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Deviant posted:Women won't like being shot in the face. I'd kill you if I had my gun!
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# ? Feb 11, 2014 02:05 |
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Root Bear posted:I'd kill you if I had my gun! Yeah, well ya don't.
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# ? Feb 11, 2014 02:10 |
Root Bear posted:I'd kill you if I had my gun! But if you're the police, who will police the police?
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# ? Feb 11, 2014 03:11 |
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Those people down there look all tiny and blurry...just like the inside of a cataract.
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# ? Feb 11, 2014 03:21 |
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ShaqDiesel posted:But if you're the police, who will police the police? I dunno. Coast Guard?
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# ? Feb 11, 2014 03:46 |
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MondayHotDog posted:I dunno. Coast Guard? Hey, Monday, join the Navy!
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# ? Feb 11, 2014 04:02 |
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ShaqDiesel posted:But if you're the police, who will police the police? Ya know, one day people are going to stand up to you crooked cops!
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# ? Feb 11, 2014 04:07 |
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Jackie D posted:Ya know, one day people are going to stand up to you crooked cops! No! No bribes!
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# ? Feb 11, 2014 05:15 |
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Jackie D posted:Ya know, one day people are going to stand up to you crooked cops! They are?! Have they set a date?
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# ? Feb 11, 2014 05:15 |
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MondayHotDog posted:I dunno. Coast Guard? Navy SEALs are on the way. How about a tactical nuclear strike?
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# ? Feb 11, 2014 05:18 |
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MondayHotDog posted:They are?! Have they set a date?
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# ? Feb 11, 2014 05:18 |
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BloodDesk, quit living in the past.
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# ? Feb 11, 2014 05:20 |
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What's that extra B for?
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# ? Feb 11, 2014 05:22 |
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What a bleak and horrible future we live in!
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# ? Feb 11, 2014 05:34 |
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Luigi Thirty posted:What's that extra B for?
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# ? Feb 11, 2014 05:35 |
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# ? Feb 11, 2014 05:36 |
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MondayHotDog posted:I dunno. Coast Guard? You may remember me from such movies as`Cry, Yuma' and `Here Comes the Coast Guard'! But today I'd like to tell you about a pleasant-tasting candy that actually cleans and straightens your teeth!
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# ? Feb 11, 2014 05:42 |
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Oh Bartholomew, I feel like St. Augustine of Hippo after his conversion by Ambrose of Milan.
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# ? Feb 11, 2014 05:44 |
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Put out an APB on a Uosdwis R. Dewoh. Uh, better start with Greektown.
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# ? Feb 11, 2014 05:49 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Oh Bartholomew, I feel like St. Augustine of Hippo after his conversion by Ambrose of Milan. Wait! Drink-Mix Man, what did you just say?
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# ? Feb 11, 2014 05:57 |
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Pierce and Pierce posted:Wait! Drink-Mix Man, what did you just say? I said SLAG OFF!!!!
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# ? Feb 11, 2014 06:21 |
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TMMadman posted:Put out an APB on a Uosdwis R. Dewoh. Uh, better start with Greektown. I'll start with Radio Shack.
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# ? Feb 11, 2014 06:21 |
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:Moon... Waffles... what a time to be alive!
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# ? Feb 11, 2014 07:00 |
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Do over Ham posted:PS - please alter my pants as fashion dictates. But... but... your PANT LEGS!
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# ? Feb 11, 2014 08:34 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:But... but... your PANT LEGS!
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# ? Feb 11, 2014 08:39 |
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Ehh, put a pan down there.
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# ? Feb 11, 2014 11:15 |