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jscolon2.0 posted:If the tennis rackets don't get you, the pool skimmers will! We went through all that so you could get a tennis court?
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:Sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy... Have the Rolling Stones killed.
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# ? Feb 12, 2014 05:17 |
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Daktar posted:You're the worst shill I've ever seen! You're a disgrace to the medicine shill business!
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# ? Feb 12, 2014 05:21 |
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Daktar posted:You're the worst shill I've ever seen! You're a disgrace to the medicine shill business! How ironic.
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# ? Feb 12, 2014 05:22 |
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Do over Ham posted:What an odd thing to say. It was worth sneaking into town. That was some gooooood corn.
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# ? Feb 12, 2014 05:36 |
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Hogburto posted:Who wants a bathtub mint julep?
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# ? Feb 12, 2014 05:37 |
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My goodness, what a lovely suit. Is that seersucker? Nah, not on a civil servant's salary. It's nearsucker.
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# ? Feb 12, 2014 06:29 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Nah, not on a civil servant's salary. It's nearsucker. That's supposed to be leather patches on a tweed blazer, not that other way around! You've ruined a perfectly good jacket!
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# ? Feb 12, 2014 06:32 |
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The Dark One posted:That's supposed to be leather patches on a tweed blazer, not that other way around! You've ruined a perfectly good jacket! Correction, two perfectly good jackets!
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# ? Feb 12, 2014 06:38 |
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Look. It's ZZ Top! You guys rock!
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# ? Feb 12, 2014 07:50 |
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Do over Ham posted:Look. It's ZZ Top! You guys rock! That guy's guitar is talking to me.
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# ? Feb 12, 2014 14:30 |
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jscolon2.0 posted:If the tennis rackets don't get you, the pool skimmers will! I told that idiot to slice my sandwich! Ow!
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# ? Feb 12, 2014 14:37 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:My goodness, what a lovely suit. Is that seersucker? I thought that perhaps changing suits had gone out of fashion, eh Drink-Mix Man?
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# ? Feb 12, 2014 16:27 |
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Oh don't listen to Daktar. Her idea of a joke is a clever observation delivered with impeccable timing.
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# ? Feb 12, 2014 17:29 |
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:I told that idiot to slice my sandwich! I love the feeling of the wind on my neck! That scene still squicks me out. Probably because that's more visible harm than I expect from the Simpsons.
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# ? Feb 12, 2014 17:44 |
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IMJack posted:I love the feeling of the wind on my neck! Now that's what I call "breakneck" speed
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# ? Feb 12, 2014 17:47 |
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NoMoneyDown posted:Now that's what I call "breakneck" speed A man just died, NoMoneyDown.
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# ? Feb 12, 2014 17:49 |
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Daktar posted:A man just died, NoMoneyDown.
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# ? Feb 12, 2014 18:58 |
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Writer Cath posted:That guy's guitar is talking to me. Everyone knows rock attained perfection in 1974.
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# ? Feb 12, 2014 19:21 |
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Tokelau All Star posted:Everyone knows rock attained perfection in 1974. Achy Breaky Heart was seven years away. Something had to fill the void, and that something was barbershop.
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# ? Feb 12, 2014 20:43 |
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IMJack posted:I love the feeling of the wind on my neck! You may remember me from such safety films as The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot or Alice's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass.
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# ? Feb 12, 2014 21:38 |
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Jackie D posted:We went through all that so you could get a tennis court? I'm so happy, darling!
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# ? Feb 12, 2014 21:42 |
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Daktar posted:I'm watching that very episode right now You are watching FOX!
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# ? Feb 12, 2014 21:49 |
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Deviant posted:You are watching FOX! I own sixty percent of that network! Man Alive! fucked around with this message at 00:14 on Feb 13, 2014 |
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LoanWolf posted:I'm so happy, darling! I, as well! Are you happy Deviant?
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# ? Feb 12, 2014 22:09 |
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Deviant posted:You are watching FOX! WE ARE WATCHING FOX
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# ? Feb 12, 2014 22:12 |
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Daktar posted:WE ARE WATCHING FOX Your cable TV is experiencing difficulties. Please do not panic. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless.
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# ? Feb 12, 2014 22:20 |
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Daktar posted:WE ARE WATCHING FOX But they own those chemical weapons plants in Syria!
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# ? Feb 12, 2014 22:21 |
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FOX Broadcasting, down 8.
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# ? Feb 12, 2014 23:21 |
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Daktar posted:WE ARE WATCHING FOX The best part was when the buildings fell down!
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# ? Feb 12, 2014 23:23 |
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NoMoneyDown posted:Now that's what I call "breakneck" speed It's funny 'cause I don't know him.
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 00:32 |
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Writer Cath posted:It's funny 'cause I don't know him. It's just Writer Cath and a mysterious stranger!
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 01:16 |
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Writer Cath posted:It's funny 'cause I don't know him. Their clothes are different from my clothes!
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 01:19 |
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Tokelau All Star posted:Their clothes are different from my clothes! You'll go where I go, defile what I defile, eat who I eat.
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 01:31 |
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TMMadman posted:You'll go where I go, defile what I defile, eat who I eat. There's John Wayne, Tupac Shakur, Sherlock Holmes...
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 01:39 |
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Luigi Thirty posted:There's John Wayne, Tupac Shakur, Sherlock Holmes...
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 01:55 |
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TMMadman posted:You'll go where I go, defile what I defile, eat who I eat. you left out the best part hmmm?
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 02:26 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:It's just Writer Cath and a mysterious stranger! Whoops, sorry son. I didn't know you, Jay Leno and a monkey were bathing a clown.
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 02:44 |
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CatchrNdRy posted:you left out the best part The best meat is in the rump!
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:It's just Writer Cath and a mysterious stranger! If only someone could tame him.
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