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Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.


jscolon2.0 posted:

If the tennis rackets don't get you, the pool skimmers will!

We went through all that so you could get a tennis court?

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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy...

Have the Rolling Stones killed.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Daktar posted:

You're the worst shill I've ever seen! You're a disgrace to the medicine shill business!
Who wants a bathtub mint julep?

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Daktar posted:

You're the worst shill I've ever seen! You're a disgrace to the medicine shill business!

I'm watching that very episode right now

How ironic. :geno:

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

It was worth sneaking into town. That was some gooooood corn.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Hogburto posted:

Who wants a bathtub mint julep?

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.


My goodness, what a lovely suit. Is that seersucker?

Nah, not on a civil servant's salary. It's nearsucker.

The Dark One
Aug 19, 2005

I'm your friend and I'm not going to just stand by and let you do this!

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Nah, not on a civil servant's salary. It's nearsucker.


That's supposed to be leather patches on a tweed blazer, not that other way around! You've ruined a perfectly good jacket! :doh:

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

The Dark One posted:

That's supposed to be leather patches on a tweed blazer, not that other way around! You've ruined a perfectly good jacket! :doh:

Correction, two perfectly good jackets!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009


Look. It's ZZ Top! You guys rock!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Do over Ham posted:

Look. It's ZZ Top! You guys rock!

:lsd: That guy's guitar is talking to me.

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer

jscolon2.0 posted:

If the tennis rackets don't get you, the pool skimmers will!

I told that idiot to slice my sandwich!



Ow!

Daktar
Aug 19, 2008

I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!

Drink-Mix Man posted:

My goodness, what a lovely suit. Is that seersucker?

Nah, not on a civil servant's salary. It's nearsucker.

I thought that perhaps changing suits had gone out of fashion, eh Drink-Mix Man?

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.
Oh don't listen to Daktar. Her idea of a joke is a clever observation delivered with impeccable timing.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

I told that idiot to slice my sandwich!

Ow!

I love the feeling of the wind on my neck!

That scene still squicks me out. Probably because that's more visible harm than I expect from the Simpsons.

NoMoneyDown
Jan 27, 2009

I've got the advantage. You've got nothing.

IMJack posted:

I love the feeling of the wind on my neck!


Now that's what I call "breakneck" speed :downsrim:

Daktar
Aug 19, 2008

I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!

NoMoneyDown posted:

Now that's what I call "breakneck" speed :downsrim:

A man just died, NoMoneyDown.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Daktar posted:

A man just died, NoMoneyDown.

Tokelau All Star
Feb 23, 2008

THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

Writer Cath posted:

:lsd: That guy's guitar is talking to me.

Everyone knows rock attained perfection in 1974.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Tokelau All Star posted:

Everyone knows rock attained perfection in 1974.

Achy Breaky Heart was seven years away. Something had to fill the void, and that something was barbershop.

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

IMJack posted:

I love the feeling of the wind on my neck!

That scene still squicks me out. Probably because that's more visible harm than I expect from the Simpsons.

You may remember me from such safety films as The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot or Alice's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass.

LoanWolf
Mar 17, 2009

Jackie D posted:

We went through all that so you could get a tennis court?

I'm so happy, darling!

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


Daktar posted:

I'm watching that very episode right now

You are watching FOX!

Man Alive!
Jul 21, 2004
There IS a spoon, LOOK.

Deviant posted:

You are watching FOX!

I own sixty percent of that network!

Man Alive! fucked around with this message at 00:14 on Feb 13, 2014

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

LoanWolf posted:

I'm so happy, darling!

I, as well!

Are you happy Deviant?

Daktar
Aug 19, 2008

I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!

Deviant posted:

You are watching FOX!

WE ARE WATCHING FOX

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Daktar posted:

WE ARE WATCHING FOX

Your cable TV is experiencing difficulties. Please do not panic. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Daktar posted:

WE ARE WATCHING FOX

But they own those chemical weapons plants in Syria! :mad:

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

FOX Broadcasting, down 8.

Tokelau All Star
Feb 23, 2008

THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

Daktar posted:

WE ARE WATCHING FOX

The best part was when the buildings fell down!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

NoMoneyDown posted:

Now that's what I call "breakneck" speed :downsrim:

:laugh: It's funny 'cause I don't know him.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Writer Cath posted:

:laugh: It's funny 'cause I don't know him.

It's just Writer Cath and a mysterious stranger!

Tokelau All Star
Feb 23, 2008

THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

Writer Cath posted:

:laugh: It's funny 'cause I don't know him.

Their clothes are different from my clothes!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Tokelau All Star posted:

Their clothes are different from my clothes!

You'll go where I go, defile what I defile, eat who I eat.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

TMMadman posted:

You'll go where I go, defile what I defile, eat who I eat.

There's John Wayne, Tupac Shakur, Sherlock Holmes...

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Luigi Thirty posted:

There's John Wayne, Tupac Shakur, Sherlock Holmes...

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

TMMadman posted:

You'll go where I go, defile what I defile, eat who I eat.

you left out the best part

hmmm?

poly and open-minded
Nov 22, 2006

In BOD we trust

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

It's just Writer Cath and a mysterious stranger!

Whoops, sorry son. I didn't know you, Jay Leno and a monkey were bathing a clown.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

CatchrNdRy posted:

you left out the best part

hmmm?



The best meat is in the rump!

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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

It's just Writer Cath and a mysterious stranger!

:allears: If only someone could tame him.

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