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amarantinesky
Aug 29, 2013

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amarantinesky fucked around with this message at 03:49 on Apr 4, 2014

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Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye
Ladies thread rate my V-Day purchase: Red Carnations and Tagalongs

pixelbaron
Mar 18, 2009

~ Notice me, Shempai! ~
where i work we got trustys which are just inmates selected from the population pool that are deemed 'fit to work' and they get a reduced sentence for doin various details. a lot of people like to do it because it makes their time go by faster and they have more access to the facility to hustle contraband etc

pretty sure 'fit to work' means just havin a pulse considering some of the people that get it and then get fired from it, though

well hope you enjoyed my post

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
CN Rail keeps calling my bluffs. Now I'm invited to a recruitment event in March.

I'm going to end up a train conductor in the middle of nowhere. :smith:

teenytinymouse
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

Dinner was major success. That Fruity Gordo recipe was amazeballs even though I put too much cream in.

Now we're watching House of Cards season 2 and sofa-drinking with my housemate who is happily third wheeling with his gross frozen pizza.

Best Valentines ever. :j:

AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.


My dad gave me a card for Valentine's Day




to sign and give to him.

you rock
Sep 12, 2010

You wanna fuck with this shit I fuckin dare you. You fuck wit the hedge you get the spines

bathroom sounds posted:

CN Rail keeps calling my bluffs. Now I'm invited to a recruitment event in March.

I'm going to end up a train conductor in the middle of nowhere. :smith:


did the recruitment officer state exactly they 'choo choo choosed' you?

amarantinesky
Aug 29, 2013

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amarantinesky fucked around with this message at 03:50 on Apr 4, 2014

amarantinesky
Aug 29, 2013

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amarantinesky fucked around with this message at 03:50 on Apr 4, 2014

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008

you rock posted:

did the recruitment officer state exactly they 'choo choo choosed' you?
No, they only gave me some stupid invitation with a picture of a bee on it :(

Jetsetlemming
Dec 31, 2007

i'Am also a buetifule redd panda

bathroom sounds posted:

No, they only gave me some stupid invitation with a picture of a bee on it :(
I didn't know goonsquad ran trains

pixelbaron
Mar 18, 2009

~ Notice me, Shempai! ~
only train goons run is the line to refill their mt dew at taco bell :q:

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBY_fjL8vLE

Women love me because I look like Peter's Griffin.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
My power just went out

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
Kickass electricity explosion, cat under bed

vaguely
Apr 29, 2013

hot_squirting_honey.gif

I set my tablet up for the first time in ages and want to do a dumb drunk drawing for ladythread, anybody got any requests?

Trast
Oct 20, 2010

Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

:edi:

UnnaturalSELECTION posted:

Kickass electricity explosion, cat under bed

Rest in peace, UnnaturalSELECTION's local transformer.

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
Rip squirrel

amarantinesky
Aug 29, 2013

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amarantinesky fucked around with this message at 03:50 on Apr 4, 2014

toe knee hand
Jun 20, 2012

HANSEN ON A BREAKAWAY

HONEY BADGER DON'T SCORE
i wonder exactly how "hiding from loud noises and vacuum cleaners" evolved as a survival trait in cats

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008

vaguely posted:

I set my tablet up for the first time in ages and want to do a dumb drunk drawing for ladythread, anybody got any requests?
a valkyrie riding a winged penisus

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

I'm eating a burrito that's about as big as a standard piece of BD merchandise

pro-lifers did not have their billboards up, sadly. usually they have really gross images and also pictures of the holocaust because abortion and the holocaust are the same thing, really

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

vaguely posted:

I set my tablet up for the first time in ages and want to do a dumb drunk drawing for ladythread, anybody got any requests?

spider with peenween

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Portals posted:

I'm eating a burrito that's about as big as a standard piece of BD merchandise

Bad Dragon? :ohdear:

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

Pick posted:

Bad Dragon? :ohdear:

it's a really big burrito is what I'm saying

teenytinymouse
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

toe knee hand posted:

i wonder exactly how "hiding from loud noises and vacuum cleaners" evolved as a survival trait in cats

Plastic bags. Binxie will turn himself inside out to get away from plastic bags no matter how many times he encounters one. Which is every day of his drat stupid life.

amarantinesky
Aug 29, 2013

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amarantinesky fucked around with this message at 03:51 on Apr 4, 2014

teenytinymouse
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

Pick posted:

spider with peenween

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

amarantinesky posted:

Draw the spirit animals of the posters itt.

They can't all be spiders, cats, dicks, or some combination, though.

ooh yes this sounds like a fun idea

that other thread told me my spirit animal is bruce lee but I don't think that's accurate

e: size, not shape \/\/\/

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
it looked delicious in the pictures but I'd have to dislocate my jaw to get the burrito's ridiculous flair in my mouth :(

toe knee hand
Jun 20, 2012

HANSEN ON A BREAKAWAY

HONEY BADGER DON'T SCORE

Shannonmcn posted:

Plastic bags. Binxie will turn himself inside out to get away from plastic bags no matter how many times he encounters one. Which is every day of his drat stupid life.

one of the cats my family had growing up was like that. the rest didn't mind and my cat doesn't either. so it's not universal...

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

amarantinesky posted:

Draw the spirit animals of the posters itt.

They can't all be spiders, cats, dicks, or some combination, though.

uh, spider with a peenween -is- my spirit animal


(no)

toe knee hand
Jun 20, 2012

HANSEN ON A BREAKAWAY

HONEY BADGER DON'T SCORE

amarantinesky posted:

Draw the spirit animals of the posters itt.

They can't all be spiders, cats, dicks, or some combination, though.

i claim moose

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Portals posted:

ooh yes this sounds like a fun idea

that other thread told me my spirit animal is bruce lee but I don't think that's accurate

e: size, not shape \/\/\/

Hey, mine was Jackie Chan! We should team up or do battle or something

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Crow Jane posted:

Hey, mine was Jackie Chan! We should team up or do battle or something

oh my god this thread has Hitmonchan AND Hitmonlee?

teenytinymouse
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

toe knee hand posted:

one of the cats my family had growing up was like that. the rest didn't mind and my cat doesn't either. so it's not universal...

See 2/3 of mine were terrified. But thinking about it they were both a bit special. Wonder what it's like to have a non developmentally challenged cat that isn't hateful.

Vaguely should draw all of us new ladythread avatars.

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
Draw me

toe knee hand
Jun 20, 2012

HANSEN ON A BREAKAWAY

HONEY BADGER DON'T SCORE

Shannonmcn posted:

See 2/3 of mine were terrified. But thinking about it they were both a bit special. Wonder what it's like to have a non developmentally challenged cat that isn't hateful.

yea our one cat with the plastic bag fear was our only pet shop cat and a calico, so...

vaguely
Apr 29, 2013

hot_squirting_honey.gif

amarantinesky posted:

Valentine's spider cat with a diva cup hat
your wish is my command

he is dancing ze dance of spider loff

fake edit: oh man so many requests
maybe this can fulfil the 'spider with a peenween' criteria as well? since he is using his big ol spider balls to hold onto the wine & flowers

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
this is

my favorite thread

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