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The bartender even looks like John Travolta!
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# ? Feb 18, 2014 00:58 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 22:51 |
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MondayHotDog posted:The bartender even looks like John Travolta! Yeahhh...looks like.
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# ? Feb 18, 2014 01:01 |
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Captain Foxy posted:Yeahhh...looks like.
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# ? Feb 18, 2014 01:09 |
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Captain Foxy posted:Yeahhh...looks like. You said you were gonna help me move tomorrow! Ah, geeze!
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# ? Feb 18, 2014 01:47 |
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Writer Cath posted:Ah, geeze! Aw, nuts. I mean... aw, nuts.
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# ? Feb 18, 2014 01:55 |
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Is it my hair? My overbite? The fact that I've worn the same clothes day in, day out for the last four years?
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# ? Feb 18, 2014 02:01 |
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TMMadman posted:Mmm.. because I have a small role in a broadway musical. It's not much but it's a start. Drink-Mix Man posted:I have a small role in a broadway musical. It's not much but it's a start. Okay, maybe Drink-Mix Man did steal my quote, but so what? Quoting is built on plagiarism! If it weren't for someone plagiarizing the Honeymooners, we wouldn't have the Flintstones. If someone hadn't ripped off Sgt. Bilko, they'd be no Top Cat. Huckleberry Hound, Chief Wiggum, Yogi Bear? Hah! Andy Griffith, Edward G. Robinson, Art Carney.
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# ? Feb 18, 2014 02:02 |
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TMMadman posted:Okay, maybe Drink-Mix Man did steal my quote, but so what? Quoting is built on plagiarism! If it weren't for someone plagiarizing the Honeymooners, we wouldn't have the Flintstones. If someone hadn't ripped off Sgt. Bilko, they'd be no Top Cat. Huckleberry Hound, Chief Wiggum, Yogi Bear? Hah! Andy Griffith, Edward G. Robinson, Art Carney. If you take away our ability to steal quotes, where are they gonna come from?
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# ? Feb 18, 2014 02:15 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:
You are not Ganesh! Ganesh is graceful!
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# ? Feb 18, 2014 02:37 |
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FishMist posted:You are not Ganesh! Ganesh is graceful! Behold, the masked dancer is me, LOCUST! It is I who have won your acclaim!
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# ? Feb 18, 2014 02:45 |
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Man Alive! posted:You're playing in grease? Yarg! We run the grease racket.
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# ? Feb 18, 2014 03:28 |
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Root Bear posted:We run the grease racket. I guess you could say, I'm Iraqi.
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# ? Feb 18, 2014 03:40 |
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FishMist posted:You are not Ganesh! Ganesh is graceful! Please do not offer my god a peanut.
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# ? Feb 18, 2014 03:44 |
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:I guess you could say, I'm Iraqi. Get out of my thread.
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# ? Feb 18, 2014 04:10 |
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Root Bear posted:We run the grease racket. As the Bible says, "Thou shalt not horn in on thy husband's... racket."
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# ? Feb 18, 2014 04:27 |
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jscolon2.0 posted:As the Bible says, "Thou shalt not horn in on thy husband's... racket." jscolon, have you ever thought about joining one of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same.
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# ? Feb 18, 2014 04:31 |
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PT6A posted:jscolon, have you ever thought about joining one of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same. Oh, I never thought I'd have to do this again.
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# ? Feb 18, 2014 04:35 |
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Everything Counts posted:Oh, I never thought I'd have to do this again. No mercy! He's the real deal!
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# ? Feb 18, 2014 04:38 |
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TMMadman posted:Mmm.. because I have a small role in a broadway musical. It's not much but it's a start.
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# ? Feb 18, 2014 04:38 |
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Hogburto posted:Look, Marge! A restaurant owned by celebrities! I always wanted to be a celebrity. You know, when I was a little girl, I always dreamed of being in a Broadway audience.
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# ? Feb 18, 2014 04:41 |
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PT6A posted:jscolon, have you ever thought about joining one of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same. The Leader knows how miserable you, MondayHotDog, LOCUST FART HELL, Hogburto and Jerusalem are.
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# ? Feb 18, 2014 04:42 |
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Root Bear posted:We run the grease racket. Then grease me up, woman!!!
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# ? Feb 18, 2014 04:57 |
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jscolon2.0 posted:As the Bible says, "Thou shalt not horn in on thy husband's... racket." Oh, jscolonamesh, will you ever learn?
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# ? Feb 18, 2014 05:40 |
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The Dark One posted:Oh, jscolonamesh, will you ever learn? The Serpent of Rehaboam? The Well of Zohassadar? The Bridal Feast of Beth Chedruharazzeb?
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# ? Feb 18, 2014 07:23 |
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Tokelau All Star posted:The Serpent of Rehaboam? I'm afraid not, Tokelau. It's from "Yes I Can" by Sammy Davis, Jr. An entertainer, like your son!
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# ? Feb 18, 2014 07:36 |
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Tokelau All Star posted:The Serpent of Rehaboam? Flu? Protein deficiency? Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis????
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# ? Feb 18, 2014 07:38 |
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Seeeeex? What's so unappealing about hearing your elderly father talk about seeeeeex? I had seeeeeex.
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# ? Feb 18, 2014 07:46 |
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PT6A posted:jscolon, have you ever thought about joining one of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same. Sorry PT6A, I as born a Snake Handler, and I'll die a Snake Handler.
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# ? Feb 18, 2014 10:54 |
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I guess I'll have to leave all my money to the Egg Advisory Council. Eggs have gotten quite a bad rap lately, you know.
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# ? Feb 18, 2014 15:27 |
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AKA Driver posted:I'm afraid not, Tokelau. It's from "Yes I Can" by Sammy Davis, Jr. An entertainer, like your son! Oh mein papa! To me you are so wonderful!
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# ? Feb 18, 2014 15:32 |
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AKA Driver posted:I'm afraid not, Tokelau. It's from "Yes I Can" by Sammy Davis, Jr. An entertainer, like your son! Katharine Hepburn's "Me"?
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# ? Feb 18, 2014 15:51 |
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Tokelau All Star posted:The Serpent of Rehaboam? Just get to the bloody point!
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# ? Feb 18, 2014 16:13 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:I guess I'll have to leave all my money to the Egg Advisory Council. Eggs have gotten quite a bad rap lately, you know. What happened here? Lightning hit the transmitter?
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# ? Feb 18, 2014 16:28 |
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CatchrNdRy posted:What happened here? Lightning hit the transmitter? If Marge marries Artie, I'll never be born!
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# ? Feb 18, 2014 16:54 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:I guess I'll have to leave all my money to the Egg Advisory Council. Eggs have gotten quite a bad rap lately, you know. Aw people can come up with statistics to prove anything, forfty percent of all people know that!
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# ? Feb 18, 2014 16:58 |
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Writer Cath posted:Just get to the bloody point! I can't believe a play where everybody gets murdered could be so boring.
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# ? Feb 18, 2014 17:23 |
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:I can't believe a play where everybody gets murdered could be so boring. Now the movie's turned into a play! Still good though.
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# ? Feb 18, 2014 18:53 |
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:Aw people can come up with statistics to prove anything, forfty percent of all people know that! You can use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true. Facts schmacts.
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# ? Feb 18, 2014 19:06 |
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All right you poindexters, let's get this right! One: "Hey hey kids, I'm Talking Bjay9." Two: "Hey hey, here comes Lomust Fart Hell" again, "Here comes Locust Fart Hell, Locust Fart Hell". Three: "" Budda-bing, budda-boom, I'm done. Learn from a professional, goons.
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# ? Feb 18, 2014 19:07 |
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Ohh, There's something wrong with what my Stacy says. My spidey sense is tingling -- anybody call for a web-slinger?
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