The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

The bartender even looks like John Travolta!

# ? Feb 18, 2014 00:58

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Captain Foxy: Jun 13, 2007; I love Hitler and Hitler loves me! He's not all bad, Hitler just needs someone to believe in him! Can't you just give Hitler a chance?

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MondayHotDog posted:

The bartender even looks like John Travolta!

Yeahhh...looks like. :smith:

# ? Feb 18, 2014 01:01

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Captain Foxy posted:

Yeahhh...looks like.

# ? Feb 18, 2014 01:09

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Captain Foxy posted:

Yeahhh...looks like.

You said you were gonna help me move tomorrow! Ah, geeze!

# ? Feb 18, 2014 01:47

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Writer Cath posted:

Ah, geeze!

Aw, nuts. I mean... aw, nuts.

# ? Feb 18, 2014 01:55

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Is it my hair? My overbite? The fact that I've worn the same clothes day in, day out for the last four years?

# ? Feb 18, 2014 02:01

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

TMMadman posted:

Mmm.. because I have a small role in a broadway musical. It's not much but it's a start.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

I have a small role in a broadway musical. It's not much but it's a start.

Okay, maybe Drink-Mix Man did steal my quote, but so what? Quoting is built on plagiarism! If it weren't for someone plagiarizing the Honeymooners, we wouldn't have the Flintstones. If someone hadn't ripped off Sgt. Bilko, they'd be no Top Cat. Huckleberry Hound, Chief Wiggum, Yogi Bear? Hah! Andy Griffith, Edward G. Robinson, Art Carney.

# ? Feb 18, 2014 02:02

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

TMMadman posted:

Okay, maybe Drink-Mix Man did steal my quote, but so what? Quoting is built on plagiarism! If it weren't for someone plagiarizing the Honeymooners, we wouldn't have the Flintstones. If someone hadn't ripped off Sgt. Bilko, they'd be no Top Cat. Huckleberry Hound, Chief Wiggum, Yogi Bear? Hah! Andy Griffith, Edward G. Robinson, Art Carney.

If you take away our ability to steal quotes, where are they gonna come from?

# ? Feb 18, 2014 02:15

FishMist: Apr 24, 2005; *sniff sniff*

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I am the God, Ganesh! This thread angers me. It will break up or all will die!

You are not Ganesh! Ganesh is graceful!

# ? Feb 18, 2014 02:37

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

FishMist posted:

You are not Ganesh! Ganesh is graceful!

Behold, the masked dancer is me, LOCUST! It is I who have won your acclaim!

# ? Feb 18, 2014 02:45

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Man Alive! posted:

You're playing in grease? Yarg!

We run the grease racket. :colbert:

# ? Feb 18, 2014 03:28

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

Root Bear posted:

We run the grease racket.

I guess you could say, I'm Iraqi. :haw:

# ? Feb 18, 2014 03:40

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

FishMist posted:

You are not Ganesh! Ganesh is graceful!

Please do not offer my god a peanut.

# ? Feb 18, 2014 03:44

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

I guess you could say, I'm Iraqi.

Get out of my thread.

# ? Feb 18, 2014 04:10

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Root Bear posted:

We run the grease racket.

As the Bible says, "Thou shalt not horn in on thy husband's... racket."

# ? Feb 18, 2014 04:27

PT6A: Jan 5, 2006; Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

jscolon2.0 posted:

As the Bible says, "Thou shalt not horn in on thy husband's... racket."

jscolon, have you ever thought about joining one of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same.

# ? Feb 18, 2014 04:31

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

PT6A posted:

jscolon, have you ever thought about joining one of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same.

Oh, I never thought I'd have to do this again.

# ? Feb 18, 2014 04:35

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Everything Counts posted:

Oh, I never thought I'd have to do this again.

No mercy! He's the real deal!

# ? Feb 18, 2014 04:38

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

TMMadman posted:

Mmm.. because I have a small role in a broadway musical. It's not much but it's a start.

Look, Marge! A restaurant owned by celebrities! I always wanted to be a celebrity.

# ? Feb 18, 2014 04:38

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Hogburto posted:

Look, Marge! A restaurant owned by celebrities! I always wanted to be a celebrity.

You know, when I was a little girl, I always dreamed of being in a Broadway audience. :allears:

# ? Feb 18, 2014 04:41

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

PT6A posted:

jscolon, have you ever thought about joining one of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same.

The Leader knows how miserable you, MondayHotDog, LOCUST FART HELL, Hogburto and Jerusalem are.

# ? Feb 18, 2014 04:42

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Root Bear posted:

We run the grease racket.

Then grease me up, woman!!!

# ? Feb 18, 2014 04:57

The Dark One: Aug 19, 2005; I'm your friend and I'm not going to just stand by and let you do this!

jscolon2.0 posted:

As the Bible says, "Thou shalt not horn in on thy husband's... racket."

Oh, jscolonamesh, will you ever learn? :allears:

# ? Feb 18, 2014 05:40

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

The Dark One posted:

Oh, jscolonamesh, will you ever learn?

The Serpent of Rehaboam?

The Well of Zohassadar?

The Bridal Feast of Beth Chedruharazzeb?

# ? Feb 18, 2014 07:23

AKA Driver: Apr 5, 2004; To the bubblecraft! Set control to hypochondria!

Tokelau All Star posted:

The Serpent of Rehaboam?

The Well of Zohassadar?

The Bridal Feast of Beth Chedruharazzeb?

I'm afraid not, Tokelau. It's from "Yes I Can" by Sammy Davis, Jr. An entertainer, like your son!

# ? Feb 18, 2014 07:36

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Tokelau All Star posted:

The Serpent of Rehaboam?

The Well of Zohassadar?

The Bridal Feast of Beth Chedruharazzeb?

Flu?

Protein deficiency?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis????

# ? Feb 18, 2014 07:38

PT6A: Jan 5, 2006; Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Seeeeex? What's so unappealing about hearing your elderly father talk about seeeeeex? I had seeeeeex.

# ? Feb 18, 2014 07:46

Elfface: Nov 14, 2010; Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

PT6A posted:

jscolon, have you ever thought about joining one of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same.

Sorry PT6A, I as born a Snake Handler, and I'll die a Snake Handler.

# ? Feb 18, 2014 10:54

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

I guess I'll have to leave all my money to the Egg Advisory Council. Eggs have gotten quite a bad rap lately, you know.

# ? Feb 18, 2014 15:27

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

AKA Driver posted:

I'm afraid not, Tokelau. It's from "Yes I Can" by Sammy Davis, Jr. An entertainer, like your son!

Oh mein papa! To me you are so wonderful! :jewish:

# ? Feb 18, 2014 15:32

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

AKA Driver posted:

I'm afraid not, Tokelau. It's from "Yes I Can" by Sammy Davis, Jr. An entertainer, like your son!

Katharine Hepburn's "Me"?

# ? Feb 18, 2014 15:51

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Tokelau All Star posted:

The Serpent of Rehaboam?

The Well of Zohassadar?

The Bridal Feast of Beth Chedruharazzeb?

Just get to the bloody point!

# ? Feb 18, 2014 16:13

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

DrBouvenstein posted:

I guess I'll have to leave all my money to the Egg Advisory Council. Eggs have gotten quite a bad rap lately, you know.

What happened here? Lightning hit the transmitter?

# ? Feb 18, 2014 16:28

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

CatchrNdRy posted:

What happened here? Lightning hit the transmitter?

If Marge marries Artie, I'll never be born!

# ? Feb 18, 2014 16:54

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

DrBouvenstein posted:

I guess I'll have to leave all my money to the Egg Advisory Council. Eggs have gotten quite a bad rap lately, you know.

Aw people can come up with statistics to prove anything, forfty percent of all people know that!

# ? Feb 18, 2014 16:58

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

Writer Cath posted:

Just get to the bloody point!

I can't believe a play where everybody gets murdered could be so boring. :mad:

# ? Feb 18, 2014 17:23

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

I can't believe a play where everybody gets murdered could be so boring.

Now the movie's turned into a play! Still good though.

# ? Feb 18, 2014 18:53

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Aw people can come up with statistics to prove anything, forfty percent of all people know that!

You can use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true. Facts schmacts.

# ? Feb 18, 2014 19:06

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Two: "Hey hey, here comes Lomust Fart Hell" again, "Here comes Locust Fart Hell, Locust Fart Hell".

Three: " :laffo:

"

Budda-bing, budda-boom, I'm done. Learn from a professional, goons.

:byewhore:

# ? Feb 18, 2014 19:07

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Daktar: Aug 19, 2008; I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!

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# ? Feb 18, 2014 19:25

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