The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Shawn Cotureier: Jan 21, 2009; Still better than Umberger

Everything Counts posted:

Oh boy! Buffalo testicles!

More testicles mean more iron.

# ? Feb 20, 2014 04:12

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# ? May 23, 2024 20:03

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

Everything Counts posted:

Oh boy! Buffalo testicles!

Really? You sure you wouldn't rather have a coconut? They're delicious.

# ? Feb 20, 2014 04:13

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Everything Counts posted:

Oh boy! Buffalo testicles!

You are out of sperm.

# ? Feb 20, 2014 04:14

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Mayo and Catsup posted:

More testicles mean more iron.

All I know is, my testicles won't fit in my underwear.

# ? Feb 20, 2014 04:14

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Mayo and Catsup posted:

More testicles mean more iron.

Iron helps us play!

# ? Feb 20, 2014 04:21

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Everything Counts posted:

Oh boy! Buffalo testicles!

You can flash fry a buffalo in 40 seconds.

# ? Feb 20, 2014 04:44

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

TMMadman posted:

You can flash fry a buffalo in 40 seconds.

But I want it now! :munch:

# ? Feb 20, 2014 04:49

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

IMJack posted:

All I know is, my testicles won't fit in my underwear.

Free and easy IMJack, There's nothing like an unfurnished basement for pure comfort.

# ? Feb 20, 2014 06:13

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Root Bear posted:

Free and easy IMJack, There's nothing like an unfurnished basement for pure comfort.

The elevator only goes down to the basement, and someone made an awful mess down there. :shrek:

# ? Feb 20, 2014 06:33

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Root Bear posted:

Free and easy IMJack, There's nothing like an unfurnished basement for pure comfort.

No, wait! I have a plan, but I'll need your underpants!

Hmm, alright, but don't lose them. They're my only pair!

# ? Feb 20, 2014 07:02

AKA Driver: Apr 5, 2004; To the bubblecraft! Set control to hypochondria!

Drink-Mix Man posted:

No, wait! I have a plan, but I'll need your underpants!

Hmm, alright, but don't lose them. They're my only pair!

Drink-Mix Man, how did you take off your underwear without taking off your pants?

# ? Feb 20, 2014 07:59

Elfface: Nov 14, 2010; Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

jscolon2.0 posted:

The elevator only goes down to the basement, and someone made an awful mess down there.

I really should stop ending the tour with it.

# ? Feb 20, 2014 13:06

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

AKA Driver posted:

Drink-Mix Man, how did you take off your underwear without taking off your pants?

I dunno, Coast Guard?

# ? Feb 20, 2014 15:20

Spiffster: Oct 7, 2009; I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...; Lipstick Apathy

Drink-Mix Man posted:

No, wait! I have a plan, but I'll need your underpants!

Hmm, alright, but don't lose them. They're my only pair!

Edit: All I know is that my testicles won't fit my underwear.

First day back in the thread and already messed up

Spiffster fucked around with this message at 16:37 on Feb 20, 2014

# ? Feb 20, 2014 15:44

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

AKA Driver posted:

Drink-Mix Man, how did you take off your underwear without taking off your pants?

OK. What's your first name, Mr. Burns?

# ? Feb 20, 2014 18:37

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Mayo and Catsup posted:

More testicles mean more iron.

I just couldn't eat any more kangaroo testicles.

The funny thing is, now I can't get enough of them.

# ? Feb 20, 2014 18:53

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

MondayHotDog posted:

I just couldn't eat any more kangaroo testicles.

The funny thing is, now I can't get enough of them.

I'd have called them chazzwazzers!

# ? Feb 20, 2014 19:11

Daktar: Aug 19, 2008; I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!

Tokelau All Star posted:

I'd have called them chazzwazzers!

Llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllisa!

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmarge!

# ? Feb 20, 2014 20:18

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Daktar posted:

Llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllisa!

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmarge!

stolethemoneyfromthechurchcollectionplate!

# ? Feb 20, 2014 20:41

Spiffster: Oct 7, 2009; I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...; Lipstick Apathy

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

stolethemoneyfromthechurchcollectionplate!

HE CONFESSED!

# ? Feb 20, 2014 20:45

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Spiffster posted:

HE CONFESSED!

I bet he's the one who wrote "homer" all over the bathroom wall.

# ? Feb 20, 2014 22:17

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

CatchrNdRy posted:

I bet he's the one who wrote "homer" all over the bathroom wall.

I call it no TV and no beer make Homer something something.

# ? Feb 20, 2014 22:37

Moneypenny Dreadful: Jan 24, 2008; demon secretary

Jerusalem posted:

I call it no TV and no beer make Homer something something.

What to do with poor Jerusalem? Too crazy for Boys Town, too much of a boy for Crazy Town.

# ? Feb 20, 2014 22:55

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Spiffster posted:

HE CONFESSED!

Yes, I'm going to marry a carrot.

# ? Feb 20, 2014 23:28

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Jerusalem posted:

I call it no TV and no beer make Homer something something.

This piece I call "Failed Shelving Unit with Stupid Stuck Chainsaw and Applesauce."

# ? Feb 20, 2014 23:38

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

CatchrNdRy posted:

I bet he's the one who wrote "homer" all over the bathroom wall.

Remember when you were stalking Charles Kuralt because you thought he dug up your garden?

# ? Feb 20, 2014 23:46

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

jscolon2.0 posted:

Remember when you were stalking Charles Kuralt because you thought he dug up your garden?

My "Best of Ray Stevens - featuring The Streak" Album!

# ? Feb 21, 2014 00:07

Technogeek: Sep 9, 2002; by FactsAreUseless

jscolon2.0 posted:

Remember when you were stalking Charles Kuralt because you thought he dug up your garden?

He was going to the bathroom.

# ? Feb 21, 2014 00:15

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

jscolon2.0 posted:

Remember when you were stalking Charles Kuralt because you thought he dug up your garden?

How come Bart gets to do that and I can't spend one night lurking in the bushes outside Chef Boyardee's house?

# ? Feb 21, 2014 00:17

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Hogburto posted:

My "Best of Ray Stevens - featuring The Streak" Album!

It's Raining Men!? Not no more it ain't!

# ? Feb 21, 2014 00:18

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

IMJack posted:

It's Raining Men!? Not no more it ain't!

What's going on? And I want the non-gay explanation.

# ? Feb 21, 2014 02:11

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Hogburto posted:

What's going on? And I want the non-gay explanation.

He prefers the company of men.

# ? Feb 21, 2014 02:14

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

CatchrNdRy posted:

How come Bart gets to do that and I can't spend one night lurking in the bushes outside Chef Boyardee's house?

Don't start stalking people again. It's so illegal.

# ? Feb 21, 2014 02:25

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

Mister Kingdom posted:

He prefers the company of men.

# ? Feb 21, 2014 02:31

Daktar: Aug 19, 2008; I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!

I'm tired of these jokes about my giant hand. The first such incident occurred in 1956 when...

# ? Feb 21, 2014 02:41

Spiffster: Oct 7, 2009; I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...; Lipstick Apathy

MondayHotDog posted:

Don't start stalking people again. It's so illegal.

It's all right, I'm a teacher!

# ? Feb 21, 2014 02:52

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Spiffster posted:

It's all right, I'm a teacher!

If he can teach a class, he can teach a class! I mean, I can teach a class!

# ? Feb 21, 2014 03:13

The Dark One: Aug 19, 2005; I'm your friend and I'm not going to just stand by and let you do this!

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

If he can teach a class, he can teach a class! I mean, I can teach a class!

I'll do it! I'll rob the Kwik-E-Mart!

# ? Feb 21, 2014 03:44

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

The Dark One posted:

I'll do it! I'll rob the Kwik-E-Mart!

You people have stood in my way long enough! I'm going to clown college.

# ? Feb 21, 2014 04:00

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CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Drink-Mix Man posted:

You people have stood in my way long enough! I'm going to clown college.

I'll thank you not to refer to Princeton that way. :mad:

# ? Feb 21, 2014 04:36

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