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Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


> eat the body of christ to gain his power

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i am he
Feb 4, 2014

>masturbate on the body of christ

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

Lucy Heartfilia posted:

> eat the body of christ to gain his power

king salmon
Oct 30, 2011

by Cowcaster
make a meat dress out of jesus

InfinEight
Apr 25, 2007

What planet is this again?-- OH SHIT
>skin the body of Christ and make Bob wear it as a suit, stitching it around him with vines

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

>exit, command bob to bar door and set the place on fire

a man finishes what he starts

turn it up TURN ME ON
Mar 19, 2012

In the Grim Darkness of the Future, there is only war.

...and delicious ice cream.
>Make a christ golem

Fred Dawes
May 10, 2009

Lucy Heartfilia posted:

> eat the body of christ to gain his power

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.
>Ask Homosex if he knows who the deceiver is.

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

Lucy Heartfilia posted:

> eat the body of christ to gain his power

Tampa Bay Barbie
Oct 30, 2011
Fashion the skin into a leotard and wear it. Admire how it accentuates your rear end for a while. Nod approvingly at Homosex and Famine, but before you leave chug down the bottle of champagne on the tray.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




> copulate with dead Jesus

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
>CANNONBALLLL!

Lemonpieman
Jan 18, 2010
uh, you didn't finish the second half of that command atma.

how are we supposed to get anything done if everybody in this room doesn't know we have a big cock

YOURFRIEND
Feb 3, 2009

You're an asshole, Mr. Grinch
You really are a cunt
You're as cuddly as a cockring
and charming being a shitheel

FUCK YOURFRIEND!
>eat the body of christ while masturbating and staring vacantly into the distance

milktwice
Feb 15, 2012
>poz the poo poo out all those neg asses in that pool.
alternatively
>toss the corpse of jesus into the pool instantly turning it into wine. proceed to get smashed with homosex and pals

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

RedTeam posted:

>walk into the club like 'what up I got a big cock'.

TED BUNNDY
May 30, 2009

SO HUNGRY
Pork Pro

WerewolfBarMitzvah posted:

>masturbate on the body of christ

El Burbo
Oct 10, 2012

Lucy Heartfilia posted:

> eat the body of christ to gain his power

Scald
May 5, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 26 years!

Lucy Heartfilia posted:

> eat the body of christ to gain his power

almightyerin
Apr 16, 2007

The one the only. Accept no substitutes.

SquadronROE posted:

>Make a christ golem


That DICK! posted:

>exit, command bob to bar door and set the place on fire

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer

Lucy Heartfilia posted:

> eat the body of christ to gain his power

Foppington
Feb 11, 2013

Neon Dreams

Lucy Heartfilia posted:

> eat the body of christ to gain his power

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

uh you clearly didn't say what up or announce the ample bounty of your genitals, you just walked in and didn't say anything, i want my money back

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012
> Make a holy golem using the body and blood of Christ and whatever Angel parts you can find

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

>make a golem out of homosex and famine and every gay person there who complains or gets uppity about this.

FartGhost
Mar 7, 2013

Lucy Heartfilia posted:

> eat the body of christ to gain his power

RedTeam
Feb 5, 2011

SHAZAM!
>take the champagne you were promised in one hand, while using the other to

milktwice posted:

>toss the corpse of jesus into the pool instantly turning it into wine.
>summon weed golum

Bjay9
May 3, 2011

Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

Jack the Stripper
Feb 9, 2014

Your local cheese loving, wooden shoes wearing drug addict.

Lucy Heartfilia posted:

> eat the body of christ to gain his power

zgrowler2
Oct 29, 2011

HOW DOES THE IPHONE APP WORK?? I WILL SPAM ENDLESSLY EVERYWHERE AND DISREGARD ANY REPLIES

Lucy Heartfilia posted:

> eat the body of christ to gain his power

zgrowler2 fucked around with this message at 20:41 on Feb 22, 2014

guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

dirty nub
Jan 19, 2009

>find out what his agenda is

Hot Dog Day #91
Jun 19, 2003

Lucy Heartfilia posted:

> eat the body of christ to gain his power

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

Jack the Stripper
Feb 9, 2014

Your local cheese loving, wooden shoes wearing drug addict.
Actually gently caress mine, I want to see gay black Hitler.

steinrokkan posted:

> As Black Jesus use the power of transubstantiation to summon Gay Black Hitler

Jack the Stripper fucked around with this message at 21:00 on Feb 22, 2014

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


>offer to BAPTIZE the assembly in the BLOOD of christ
>PISS in pool

almightyerin
Apr 16, 2007

The one the only. Accept no substitutes.
Turn all the vomit into a tiny little vomit golem to follow you around. Leave and have Bob block the door and set it on fire with your helmet sign.

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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
> As Black Jesus use the power of transubstantiation to summon Gay Black Hitler

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