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"Doctor, I think there's something wrong with me, my sex drive has completely disappeared" "Is it because you are embarassed about your weight?" 
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WEEDLORDBONERHEGEL posted:is it so bad that it makes her black out or throw up? being a woman is basically getting owned by god 24/7
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Feb 24, 2014 09:46
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The mystery is ... as we say in the doctor business... pretty well handled, miss.
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Feb 24, 2014 09:46
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Torka posted:being a woman is basically getting owned by god 24/7
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Feb 24, 2014 09:58
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WEEDLORDBONERHEGEL posted:a screenshot for every occasion 
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Feb 24, 2014 10:02
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Kat Delacour posted:"Doctor, I think there's something wrong with me, my sex drive has completely disappeared" OMG. Please tell me this didn't happen to you.  That is terrible. My psych just kept piling on more meds when I told him my sex drive was gone, and he legit didn't seem to get that it was (is) important to me. "Haven't you been married for a while?" Umm, yeah. BECAUSE WE LIKE TO BANG, Jerk.
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Feb 24, 2014 10:20
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Totally happened. Dude's lawn is now littered with billboards for cosmetic medicine services now, and I've seen him advertising for botox injections and poo poo in those commercials they show before the movies, so I guess making ladies feel like poop about themselves was part of his business strategy.
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Feb 24, 2014 10:55
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i felt cranky and sad but i just busted out a half hour on the elliptical and now i feel cranky and fierce, i could eat a man and extrude him from my hoohah as a sausage welp that's your update on my condition, happy monday ladygoons
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Feb 24, 2014 12:13
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Avshalom posted:i felt cranky and sad but i just busted out a half hour on the elliptical and now i feel cranky and fierce, i could eat a man and extrude him from my hoohah as a sausage I think it'd be more fierce if you ate him with your hoohah and didn't extrude him at all, like in that one Gaiman book. Just absorbed all of his energy and XP. GNU Order posted:Didn't they change the dates for each astrological sign or whatever? The dates weren't changed so much as it turned out 2000 years with no adjustments for the fact that our calender system is imperfect meant everyone was off by about a month. I can't remember if it meant you were the sign before yours or after, though Someone recently told me that there's a whole bunch of drama and idiocy and shenanigans in a certain online community because Mercury is retrograde. She's an intelligent, logical, successful small-business owner so I literally just responded with "O.o"
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Feb 24, 2014 12:21
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Avshalom posted:i felt cranky and sad but i just busted out a half hour on the elliptical and now i feel cranky and fierce, i could eat a man and extrude him from my hoohah as a sausage 
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Feb 24, 2014 12:25
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Got my boyfriend to watch Mulan with me yesterday and he dug it. He really liked "A Girl Worth Fighting For" and Mushu's worrying that the other soldiers might see Mulan naked when she's bathing ("There are a couple things I know they're bound to notice!") because he finds any reference to sex and sexuality in a children's film utterly delightful.
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Feb 24, 2014 14:16
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boom boom boom posted:As a Taurus I should be really stubborn and tough but I've given up on literally everything in my life and it takes an incredible amount of effort to keep from sliding into darkness. Unless you apply Aries traits to "getting out of bed in the morning" and then I'm the Ariesest.
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Feb 24, 2014 14:57
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Pththya-lyi posted:Got my boyfriend to watch Mulan with me yesterday and he dug it. He really liked "A Girl Worth Fighting For" and Mushu's worrying that the other soldiers might see Mulan naked when she's bathing ("There are a couple things I know they're bound to notice!") because he finds any reference to sex and sexuality in a children's film utterly delightful. Mulan is A Good Film. I need to watch it again, the songs are ace. EDIT: I just got a very good phonecall about my research site, I could dance but there is no one else in the office now so I choose to celebrate in the ladythread, wooooo 
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Feb 24, 2014 15:16
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Feb 24, 2014 16:37
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But if I don't tell her she has nice legs then how will she know??
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Feb 24, 2014 16:50
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bathroom sounds posted:But if I don't tell her she has nice legs then how will she know?? "i would love it if someone said i had a nice rear end"
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Feb 24, 2014 17:19
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I would love it if my cat called me on the phone Actually I have skyped with her before and she was so happy
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Feb 24, 2014 17:29
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Uhh... what... how...?
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Feb 24, 2014 17:30
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Captain Backslap posted:Uhh... what... how...? I was away and someone turned on Skype for her
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Feb 24, 2014 17:34
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UnnaturalSELECTION posted:I was away and someone turned on Skype for her That explanation is way less awesome than the one I was imagining.
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Feb 24, 2014 17:35
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She's butt dialed someone on my smart phone before but that doesn't really count "No I am so sorry...It was my cat...yes my cat...she touched it...yes...no sorry it's not an emergency"
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Feb 24, 2014 17:38
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sometimes my dad puts the cats on the phone he's like "she said meow, did you hear it?" yes dad thank you
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Feb 24, 2014 17:52
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Rip_Van_Winkle posted:"i would love it if someone said i had a nice rear end" some guys are just baffled by the concept of creepy come-ons not being welcomed "The cashier was totally flirting with me but when I asked for her number she shot me down. what a bitch" she wasn't flirting, you dick, she was providing acceptable customer service
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Feb 24, 2014 18:20
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Pick posted:sometimes my dad puts the cats on the phone  PUGGERNAUT posted:some guys are just baffled by the concept of creepy come-ons not being welcomed We used to have guys just stand beside poor girls on tills pestering them for their number or a date or whatever, they'd made their purchases they would just stay until asked to leave. By a man manager, not me, I was ignored. "Hahaha, poor guy, he just liked you! You should be flattered! Lighten up!" *I turn into a rage monster*
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Feb 24, 2014 18:26
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Shannonmcn posted:
"ugh women are so sensitive and emotional. toughen up. this is why men are more successful" sometimes some people are pretty bad to offset this, have a spidre pancake 
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Feb 24, 2014 18:31
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that is a REALLY well-crafted spidercake
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Feb 24, 2014 18:34
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I know what I'm attempting next Tuesday. I loving love pancake day.
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Feb 24, 2014 18:35
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at the store god only puts attractive people in my life when my cart is full of junk food wow i guess someone likes totinos pizza, milanos cookies, and beer wanna eat that spider cake
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Feb 24, 2014 18:35
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pixelbaron posted:at the store god only puts attractive people in my life when my cart is full of junk food Same, only substitute "attractive people" for coworkers. Eek.
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Feb 24, 2014 18:49
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UnnaturalSELECTION posted:I would love it if my cat called me on the phone Only because you looked tiny enough to eat finally.
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Feb 24, 2014 20:39
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i talk to my dog on the phone sometimes and he squeals when he hears my voice
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Feb 24, 2014 21:15
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once my pug sat on my phone and I missed a call for a job interview  (Still got the job though)
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Feb 24, 2014 21:29
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PUGGERNAUT posted:once my pug sat on my phone and I missed a call for a job interview
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Feb 24, 2014 21:30
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PUGGERNAUT posted:some guys are just baffled by the concept of creepy come-ons not being welcomed Oh my god it is so loving infuriating. I'm being friendly not trying to slip my tongue in your ear. Go the gently caress away.
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Feb 24, 2014 21:37
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Avshalom posted:they hired the pugbutt and were very surprised when you showed up lmao
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Feb 24, 2014 21:39
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Avshalom posted:they hired the pugbutt and were very surprised when you showed up Oh...we were expecting a somewhat smaller rear end in a top hat.
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Feb 24, 2014 21:41
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m4w - yiou gave me exact change back and your hand touched mine and you commented on how soft my skin was. figured this was worth a shot if you or your friends see this message me sometime. tell me what my little pony t-shirt i was wearing so i know it was you age: 38 body: curvy
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Feb 24, 2014 21:42
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PUGGERNAUT posted:"The cashier was totally flirting with me but when I asked for her number she shot me down. what a bitch"
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Feb 24, 2014 22:09
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A week or so ago a girl started talking to me while I was waiting in line at the gas station. She made inane smalltalk and then said I looked like a guy on the cover of some magazine. My kneejerk response was to buy time with a joke about trading his looks for his money while silently pondering why the hell she was bothering me & also what her angle was comparing me to some guy in a tabloid. I connected the dots sometime later. I don't have aspergers I swear.
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bathroom sounds posted:A week or so ago a girl started talking to me while I was waiting in line at the gas station. She made inane smalltalk and then said I looked like a guy on the cover of some magazine. My kneejerk response was to buy time with a joke about trading his looks for his money while silently pondering why the hell she was bothering me & also what her angle was comparing me to some guy in a tabloid. Was it Justin Bieber or Steve Buscemi she compared you to?
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