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Feb 26, 2014 05:23
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I have nothing to contribute to the cooking discussion but I wanted to post this: I got home about an hour ago and five cats ran up to greet my car, I think I'm officially a crazy cat lady. I googled my username and the second result is my old OKCupid profile which was moronic to use the same name for so I need to change it stat (even tho' I'm pretty much the most inoffensive poster ever). (Also, I thought the profile was clever when I wrote it like four years ago but now it sounds annoying)
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Feb 26, 2014 05:23
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bonewitch posted:aww baby we got her as a kitten but she kind of stopped getting bigger way earlier than most cats probably would, but she got more affectionate as she got older now she's just this dainty old lady with a big fluffy collar
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Feb 26, 2014 05:23
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Torka posted:this isn't the weird porn searches thread I just found that. Those folks need Jesus - an Atheist
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Feb 26, 2014 05:24
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Jetsetlemming posted:I try to make friends so I have people to text or email and go "Hey what was our homework/assignment/class time/etc" when I'm lazy, absent, or absentmindedly lazy I think I am the person people befriend for this reason. Little do they know, I can't answer any of those questions. They are fooled by the glasses.
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Feb 26, 2014 05:24
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Shannonmcn posted:Mental mouth orgasm you can't make a caprese salad with bad tomatoes, for instance. four ingredients, maybe five or six. that's all.
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Feb 26, 2014 05:24
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i should make carbonara again
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Feb 26, 2014 05:25
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detectivemonkey posted:I think I am the person people befriend for this reason. This happens to me too, but joke's on them because I never reply to their texts
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Feb 26, 2014 05:25
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Tempus Fugit posted:On a plate, drizzled with olive oil and lemon juice, diced boiled egg, tomato and shallots, parsley, handful of mixed greens in the middle. All-the-loving-time. Need recipe pls.
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Feb 26, 2014 05:25
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bathroom sounds posted:teach me. ok this is your enemy  find a way to detach your clavicles amarantinesky posted:I want to say this to my therapist but she probably wouldn't laugh. just eat the cheese without bread, that's what I do
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Feb 26, 2014 05:26
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WEEDLORDBONERHEGEL posted:nobody thinks this but it is the truth: italian food is the simplest of all cuisines. the point is excellent ingredients. everything else grows from there. Italians have the best lemons, the best tomatoes and the best pasta. I could never be unhappy with those things. If you gimme garlic too.
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Feb 26, 2014 05:26
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another secret to cats' flexibility is that their skin is only loosely attached which is why they look so weird/gross when shaved
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Feb 26, 2014 05:26
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Portals posted:ok ha i'm ahead of the game i already broke one of those last fall being an idiot but now it's apparently stronger because it's healed? maybe? either way it clearly isn't dead and remains an impediment to comfort infinity e: break bones, loosen skin. probably worth it right
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Feb 26, 2014 05:27
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Hmm haven't watched aqua teen in a while
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Feb 26, 2014 05:27
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Rip_Van_Winkle posted:we got her as a kitten but she kind of stopped getting bigger way earlier than most cats probably would, but she got more affectionate as she got older now she's just this dainty old lady with a big fluffy collar My cat was a tiny little baby kitten that was abandoned when we got him and now hes a big fat nerd who pretends to hate everyone and rules the basement with an iron fist(paw?) My dog on the other hand was physically grown but was mentally a puppy so he was super awkward and not trained at all even after 4 years he constantly smashes his head into stuff because he forgets how big he is he's also terrified of my cat despite being 4 times as big as him
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Feb 26, 2014 05:28
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Cheese is also good on fruit, pasta, meat Like, if you get a piece of cheese, put it on top of a carrot, and wrap that in pastrami or roast beef... It's weird, but good weird.
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Feb 26, 2014 05:28
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bacon and apples is like an American version of prosciutto and melon slice of bacon on top of a slice of the sourest goddamn green apple you can find you can also do this with sharp cheddar
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Feb 26, 2014 05:30
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Warm apple pie with a slice of sharp cheddar is delicious
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Feb 26, 2014 05:31
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detectivemonkey posted:I think I am the person people befriend for this reason.
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Feb 26, 2014 05:31
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Shannonmcn posted:Mental mouth orgasm and a shitload of freshly ground black pepper, and grate parmesan or asiago on top
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Feb 26, 2014 05:32
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amarantinesky fucked around with this message at 04:00 on Apr 4, 2014 |
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Feb 26, 2014 05:33
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Torka posted:another secret to cats' flexibility is that their skin is only loosely attached One guy I knew when I was younger insisted mice and rats had no bones. That's how they could fit through small spaces. Not cartilage, nothing. No bones. Okay. Nice biology GCSE friend.
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Feb 26, 2014 05:33
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Shannonmcn posted:So cuuuuuute! I'm liking the five o'clock shadow on that angsty Spock
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Feb 26, 2014 05:34
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amarantinesky posted:I really need some bread though so I have an easy way to eat my avocado...
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Feb 26, 2014 05:34
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at one point in my life my family owned 21 cats i am not sure how to feel relaxed probably
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Feb 26, 2014 05:34
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amarantinesky posted:I'm low on groceries so I don't have meat or fruit. Well I have bananas and avocados but I'm not sure those would go well with cheese, and spinach and mushrooms are reserved for cooking. Also I hate the texture and flavor of raw carrots so I wouldn't put delicious cheese on them. With lemon, salt and a spoon.
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Feb 26, 2014 05:36
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To be honest this season of Archer sux
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Feb 26, 2014 05:37
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Feb 26, 2014 05:37
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grapey posted:I'm liking the five o'clock shadow on that angsty Spock As a person who is very serious about advocacy of gay rights and gender equality in real life... I super wish that dude was straight. Because he is beautiful 
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Feb 26, 2014 05:38
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Rip_Van_Winkle posted:at one point in my life my family owned 21 cats Did you live on a farm? (but I'm relieved I have fewer cats than someone)
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Feb 26, 2014 05:39
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Rip_Van_Winkle posted:at one point in my life my family owned 21 cats Proud?
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Feb 26, 2014 05:40
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Tora! Tora! Tora! posted:Did you live on a farm? (but I'm relieved I have fewer cats than someone) not on a farm but we lived in a rural area it was a pretty rad place to be a kid animals everywhere
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Feb 26, 2014 05:41
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Rip_Van_Winkle posted:at one point in my life my family owned 21 cats however the toxoplasmoids want you to feel
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Feb 26, 2014 05:41
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poopkitty posted:Need recipe pls. I don't have a written recipe, but this'll do. I use this as a base - 1 medium onion (or a few shallots), minced 3-4 stalks lemongrass, outer leaves remove, ends removed, minced handful of basil leaves 2-3 cloves garlic, minced 1 tblspoon fish sauce 1-2 inch knob of ginger, peeled and minced 3 cans coconut milk about 2 cups of chicken stock sweat the onion and lemongrass together on low heat until soft but don't let them brown. When they are soft, add the ginger, garlic and basil and saute for about a minute, don't let the garlic brown. Add the fish sauce, coconut milk and stock, bring to a simmer and simmer for 20 minutes. Strain the solids out and return the liquid to the pot. From there, you can do almost anything - I dont' normally use prepared stuff, but the Thai Kitchens red curry paste and green curry paste are a lifesaver here. Take about 2 tblspoons of either and whisk it into the liquid. Add 2 more cans of coconut milk and bring to a simmer. Here you can add anything, sliced mushrooms, bell peppers, sliced chicken, tofu, etc. Tonight I have sliced chicken, a red bell pepper, a handful of sweet peppers and sliced mushrooms. Add everything, simmer for about 10min until cooked through or soft, add salt to taste (usually takes a couple of teaspoons) and a squirt of lime juice at the very end, maybe half a lime.
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Feb 26, 2014 05:44
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amarantinesky fucked around with this message at 04:00 on Apr 4, 2014 |
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Feb 26, 2014 05:45
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amarantinesky posted:I like my avocado drenched in black pepper with some salt and it is amazing smushed onto some whole wheat bread. Avocado is better for you than the cheese. Just saying.
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Feb 26, 2014 05:46
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Pick posted:To be honest this season of Archer sux yeah the last ep was rly bad i feel like they dont know what to do w/ their theme
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Feb 26, 2014 05:46
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amarantinesky fucked around with this message at 04:00 on Apr 4, 2014 |
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Feb 26, 2014 05:48
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Mad Wack posted:yeah the last ep was rly bad i feel like they dont know what to do w/ their theme I feel like generally speaking the complete change of plot was a -smart- move, they're just loving it up really bad
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Feb 26, 2014 05:49
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amarantinesky posted:I was joking. They're still perfectly edible even when they've gone a bit brown. Have half tonight and the other half for breakfast tomorrow
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Feb 26, 2014 05:49
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