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lidnsya posted:Toasties is still a dumb word though, I'm sorry. It's like teenage, American girl speak. Same level as "besties" "totes" "uggos" "shmexy" "schwasties" etc. Stop it. Shannonmcn posted:We don't have Walmarts here. I'm sorry your tastebuds are so broken. Mayo is delicious. Who doesn't have mayo on a sandwich? You can't put it inside or it'll get all cooked and weird. Alright, well, I'll take it back. I'm gonna assume that since you live in a Wal Mart free fairyland, your tomatoes probably have taste.
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Sardonik posted:Also if you're a university student don't be a loving idiot like I was, don't wait until the last year of your degree to get involved on campus. Doesn't matter if you're a commuter, just loving do it. These is super good advice. DO THINGS.
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Spiffo posted:These is super good advice. I have an (invisible) disability though...
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Chairchucker posted:Oh and as to the main thing, 31, virgin, intending to remain so until my wedding night, I don't remember the rest of the questions. . May I ask why? I used to want to remain a virgin until my wedding night, but I got involved with a guy and hormones prevented that from happening. My "I just wanna be a good little Christian girl" self was completely destroyed when that relationship broke apart, cause I figured it would be okay if I eventually married the guy, right? I was told my whole life that having premarital sex would be the worst decision of your life. I thought I was broken or damaged and that no one could ever love me again because I had had sex with another guy. I felt soiled and dirty. Then I got over it and realized how incredibly stupid that was and how insanely messed up my religion caused me to be.
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systran posted:I have an (invisible) disability though... If it's not autism and your legs work then you can go to a book club or something. Even if it is autism. vvv Toastie is a real word, unlike all those other words. And makes sense because it is short for toasted sandwich. But Grilled cheese is not necessarily grilled and does not only necessarily have cheese, which is silly. I'm so mad about words. teenytinymouse fucked around with this message at 18:13 on Feb 27, 2014 |
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cname posted:It's like teenage, American girl speak. Same level as "besties" "totes" "uggos" "shmexy" "schwasties" etc. Stop it. I'm gonna go ahead and say it's worse, because adults are using the term as well and also the last thing teenage girls and this thread needs is goons being goony and going on about how much they hate what they do.
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I'm not an adult virgin myself, but I do have a close friend who is 29 years old and has never gone "balls deep". He has deep issues resulting from it, about himself and women. It's a sad thing. I've reccomended therapy and hookers to him, but, you know how depressed folks are; they have a tendency to want to wallow in their own sorrow. It feels like home. I've noticed that the girls he approaches, "crushes on", and ultimately is dissapointed by, are uniformly way out of his league. Mine too, to be honest. This seems like a pretty persistent adult virgin phenomenon, at least going by this thread. I wonder if this stems from unrealistic self-image and resulting desires, or is it a self-defeating act, i.e., only go for the ones you know will reject you? Thanks for sharing everyone, I find this thread perversely interesting and hilarious.
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Shannonmcn posted:If it's not autism and your legs work then you can go to a book club or something. Even if it is autism. Autism is real and don't you dare downplay it.
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Absalom Baird posted:I'm not an adult virgin myself, but I do have a close friend who is 29 years old and has never gone "balls deep". He has deep issues resulting from it, about himself and women. It's a sad thing. I've reccomended therapy and hookers to him, but, you know how depressed folks are; they have a tendency to want to wallow in their own sorrow. It feels like home. Depressed people by no means enjoy being depressed. Shame on you for being amused by this.
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Twisty of Fate posted:Autism is real and don't you dare downplay it. It is totally real, but you are on a website that literally exists for making fun of people, so I wouldn't get my dander up if someone cracks a joke. *Edit* Oh, this is a sjw parody account, I guess. Carry on. Zack_Gochuck fucked around with this message at 18:42 on Feb 27, 2014 |
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Feb 27, 2014 18:40
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Twisty of Fate posted:Autism is real and don't you dare downplay it. I know and I wasn't. Even autism isn't a 100% concrete reason to never socialise.
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Zack_Gochuck posted:It is totally real, but you are on a website that literally exists for making fun of people, so I wouldn't get my dander up if someone cracks a joke. systran might have been, but twisty's legit Twisty I don't think he was amused by depressed people at the end, but amused by some of the weird stuff like that forty-something dude uncomfortably hitting on that 18-year-old girl from way back. The depression stuff he was talking about his close friend and laughing at someone for having depression is super lovely
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Isn't twisty a FYAD thing? That account has like -17000 posts I'm assuming that was a joke.
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Spiffo posted:systran might have been, but twisty's legit Really? He/she has made like three "Somebody think of the children" posts in this thread alone. gently caress, my woman makes grilled cheese vagina jokes. Zack_Gochuck fucked around with this message at 18:57 on Feb 27, 2014 |
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Feb 27, 2014 18:52
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Absalom Baird posted:I've noticed that the girls he approaches, "crushes on", and ultimately is dissapointed by, are uniformly way out of his league. Mine too, to be honest. This seems like a pretty persistent adult virgin phenomenon, at least going by this thread. I wonder if this stems from unrealistic self-image and resulting desires, or is it a self-defeating act, i.e., only go for the ones you know will reject you? I'm guessing it's mostly self-defeating, or I'd call it self-sabotaging. If you're deeply afraid of intimacy, it's safer to obsess over a totally unattainable person then to actually put yourself out there and look for a partner that might actually reciprocate your interest. Or to just never put yourself out there because then you can never be rejected. On a related note, so many guys with extreme social anxiety and depression will talk about how all the girls they meet on okcupid are "crazy." They seem to have a fantasy that this sexy, well-adjusted woman will come along and solve all their problems. I'm not sure if these guys don't see the irony and truly think that they aren't also crazy and out of shape. I guess it's just easier to call all the girls crazy, gold-digging bitches. Honestly, if you have a lot of issues, someone who has experienced similar things is probably going to be more understanding and have more in common with you. Basically, being a virgin isn't the end of the world but if you feel like it is, make it a goal to have sex. At least you can say you've done it and can stop getting hung up on the label.
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ChairMaster posted:Isn't twisty a FYAD thing? That account has like -17000 posts I'm assuming that was a joke. I don't know anything about FYAD but twisty is good and nice
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Twisty of Fate posted:Depressed people by no means enjoy being depressed. Shame on you for being amused by this. In my case I was feeling like I finally had a decent handle on it and was in a good position to shoot for something mutually appreciable which systematically blew up in my face and left me in an even worse depression with more trust issues. No, it's not something I enjoy on any conscious level, but this is the sort of state I've been used to for about a decade. While it may be true, now more than ever, that I'll ultimately end up more damaged remaining like this, the prospect of venturing outside of my comfort zone, that being roughly the zone of my depression now, is continually less appealing. I did actually make another net friend in the immediate wake of the fallout which probably wouldn't have happened otherwise, and neat as that is I just as soon would never have known any of those people existed in the first place given the whole thing set back the last 8 or so years of any improvement in my mental state. So yeah, it kind of feels like home. amarantinesky posted:On a related note, so many guys with extreme social anxiety and depression will talk about how all the girls they meet on okcupid are "crazy." They seem to have a fantasy that this sexy, well-adjusted woman will come along and solve all their problems. I'm not sure if these guys don't see the irony and truly think that they aren't also crazy and out of shape. I guess it's just easier to call all the girls crazy, gold-digging bitches. Honestly, if you have a lot of issues, someone who has experienced similar things is probably going to be more understanding and have more in common with you. I would be fine with this. gently caress, this is exactly the sort of thing that drew me to her in the first place. I'm not systematically looking for anyone fit, successful, or even trim, for gently caress's sake I even have a light fat fetish. You would think the world would be my loving oyster. MonkeyforaHead fucked around with this message at 19:13 on Feb 27, 2014 |
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ChairMaster posted:Isn't twisty a FYAD thing? That account has like -17000 posts I'm assuming that was a joke. Twisty has autism no joke
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Zack_Gochuck posted:It is totally real, but you are on a website that literally exists for making fun of people, so I wouldn't get my dander up if someone cracks a joke. A website for making fun of people you say? Well, you are a stupid lazy dolt.
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MonkeyforaHead posted:In my case I was feeling like I finally had a decent handle on it and was in a good position to shoot for something mutually appreciable which systematically blew up in my face and left me in an even worse depression with more trust issues. No, it's not something I enjoy on any conscious level, but this is the sort of state I've been used to for about a decade. While it may be true, now more than ever, that I'll ultimately end up more damaged remaining like this, the prospect of venturing outside of my comfort zone, that being roughly the zone of my depression now, is continually less appealing. It sucks to have trust issues and sex issues. I think you should try to separate them for the time being and just have a one night stand. Although I think intimacy makes sex way better, you don't want to put all of your expectations about sex and intimacy and relationships on one person. It's going to be way easier to start a real relationship with a woman if you aren't obsessing over your virginity.
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Shannonmcn posted:I know and I wasn't. Even autism isn't a 100% concrete reason to never socialise. It can be? People have their reasons.
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Twisty of Fate posted:A website for making fun of people you say? Well, you are a stupid lazy dolt. Being a dolt is a real thing and I'll thank you not to make fun of it.
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Zack_Gochuck posted:Being a dolt is a real thing and I'll thank you not to make fun of it. Ah, but your own words. This is a website for making fun of people, but oh wait look at the moderating styles, and it isn't. It's an echo chamber for shutin cis white nerds to reinforce their own opinions.
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I don't know what any of that means. *Edit* http://gender.wikia.com/wiki/Cisgender Why does this need to be a word? Why does a word exist that means "I have a dick and I am comfortable with it?" That's dumb as all hell. I wonder about you, Twisty. This poo poo will not get you laid. Zack_Gochuck fucked around with this message at 19:48 on Feb 27, 2014 |
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Twisty of Fate posted:It can be? People have their reasons. I'm not going to argue about autism with an autistic person but it's a bit depressing to say if you have autism you're 100% never going to be able to socialise and have friends and/ or sex.
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Shannonmcn posted:I'm not going to argue about autism with an autistic person but it's a bit depressing to say if you have autism you're 100% never going to be able to socialise and have friends and/ or sex. To be fair I've worked with a 12 yo kid who had autism and was non verbal. He hid under the bed and shrieked for like 45 minutes straight. His ability to form relationships is incredibly limited. Most people here have a much more moderate form of ASD though and can probably have sex and fufilling relationships.
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Shannonmcn posted:I'm not going to argue about autism with an autistic person but it's a bit depressing to say if you have autism you're 100% never going to be able to socialise and have friends and/ or sex. I'm not saying I don't socialize because I do very often, but others can't.
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Shannonmcn posted:I'm not going to argue about autism with an autistic person but it's a bit depressing to say if you have autism you're 100% never going to be able to socialise and have friends and/ or sex. There are a couple autistic people at my work, at least one of whom is more outgoing than I am. amarantinesky posted:It sucks to have trust issues and sex issues. I think you should try to separate them for the time being and just have a one night stand. Although I think intimacy makes sex way better, you don't want to put all of your expectations about sex and intimacy and relationships on one person. It's going to be way easier to start a real relationship with a woman if you aren't obsessing over your virginity. I started typing up a rebuttal, but half a sentence into it I realized you could be right. When meeting someone my priorities list basically goes do they seem friendly, do they have anything in common with me at all, how do I get along with them in practice, sex being waaaay down near the end of the list (and 99% of the time I stop at point #2 anyway) -- but you could be right that I'm kind of obsessing over it in the back of my head along with the trust issues. Also I'm thinking of getting a hot plate, are those any good??
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Nessa posted:May I ask why? Well see I disagree with both your initial thinking and your eventual conclusion.
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If you get married before being intimate with someone, it seems like there's a good chance you're going to lock yourself into a situation where you never get to experience a healthy sexual relationship in your life. To each their own I guess. I guess a hot plate is probably your most versatile choice if you're only going to own one sad cooking device. Hot plate + toaster oven and you're gold. And a wrap is not a sandwich. Please see the gbs open face sandwich thread for more information.
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Post Marital Sex: the same pussy/dick/boipussy/manslit over and over and over again. Go out and sow dem oats now before you lock that poo poo down. Legit help: http://kotaku.com/ask-dr-nerdlove-how-to-do-online-dating-right-1501480037 Should help some of you get over your virgooness and go balls deep. Musket fucked around with this message at 22:05 on Feb 27, 2014 |
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:If some virgoons are serious about getting laid, I have a few rituals and sigils that can help you meet a succubus or at least have accidental sex or something. Contact me with so we can discuss your particular case and the methods of payment. i herd that deomons are hot
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Chairchucker posted:Well see I disagree with both your initial thinking and your eventual conclusion. Disagree all you want, but Christianity totally caused a lot of warped thinking in my young mind.
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lidnsya posted:If you get married before being intimate with someone, it seems like there's a good chance you're going to lock yourself into a situation where you never get to experience a healthy sexual relationship in your life. To each their own I guess. Depends on why you get married before loving. If it's just because Jesus shame or something, then yeah. Uh, but I can't think of other reasons why people wait. So whatever.
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It's a terrible idea with literally no upsides because you have no idea if you're sexually compatible with that person. It's like waiting until marriage to have a conversation with somebody. You don't just get along with anybody. Also it's not the turn of millennium now, you're stuck with this sucker for like 50-60 years and that's a long assed time to be sexually unsatisfied. Literally no good reason to wait until marriage. I dare you to give me one.
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Synonamess Botch posted:Literally no good reason to wait until marriage. I dare you to give me one. Well what if you're so awful at sex that nobody would marry you if they had sex with you first? E: Along the same lines, you may be on to something with that whole "waiting until marriage to have a conversation with someone" thing.
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EN Bullshit posted:Well what if you're so awful at sex that nobody would marry you if they had sex with you first? How do you know that unless you've tried it though?
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