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goatface posted:I think even Popeye would stop short of showing a child being hanged on the comics page, no matter how poorly it's working.
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Manuel Calavera posted:God that Petey face is amazing.
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# ? Mar 2, 2014 00:31 |
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GorfZaplen posted:The Phantom And that, children, is where roofies come from!
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# ? Mar 2, 2014 01:21 |
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Bitchtits McGee posted:Jim's Journal I don't know why I decided to look this up. Swimsuit calenders are the skeeviest thing. Six Chix Zippy the Pinhead Nancy Arlo and Janis Wee Pals Andertoons I was so disappointed when I learned that those dogs don't actually carry alcohol with them. Four Eyes Same joke as always, but I do have to admit that I like the confused skort. Lost Side of Suburbia Zachary Nixon Johnson This is dumb, but at least the plot's moving again.
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# ? Mar 2, 2014 01:23 |
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It really is kind of horrifying that whoever is writing The Phantom clearly thinks the Ghost Who Brags is a hero and not a total jerk. But then, that's kind of true of a lot of things, many of them in this very thread.
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# ? Mar 2, 2014 01:23 |
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Wanamingo posted:Zachary Nixon Johnson
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# ? Mar 2, 2014 01:36 |
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Wanamingo posted:Nancy Sloth, is that you?
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# ? Mar 2, 2014 01:56 |
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Ghostlight posted:The writer for this is loving awful and so short-sighted. Almost every single strip has featured a stupid FUTURE! deus-ex-machina which means that by the time actual conflict happens the only way to resolve it is another FUTURE! deus-ex-machina. The characters are essentially ungrowable because every single issue they have can be resolved simply by using any of the devices already introduced - the only way to challenge them is to introduce yet more deus-ex-machina that exist only to foil the existing ones, and the plot can never build tension because the audience is just waiting for the next piece of tech to magic them out of the predicament they were just magicked into. Beyond how clusterfucked it is now, it's just going to descend into a constant spiral of needing new things to be introduced to move the plot/action along instead of actions or motives; or the audience constantly questioning why they aren't using their old things. That's a good complaint. The entire premise of the comic is that he's the last operating private investigator, so it follows that with the old fashioned job the character would use old fashioned equipment. It's not exactly the most original premise ever, but it does at least make it seem natural for the character to use their wits to get out of a situation instead of just whipping out some new gadget.
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# ? Mar 2, 2014 02:03 |
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Wanamingo posted:That's a good complaint. The entire premise of the comic is that he's the last operating private investigator, so it follows that with the old fashioned job the character would use old fashioned equipment. It's not exactly the most original premise ever, but it does at least make it seem natural for the character to use their wits to get out of a situation instead of just whipping out some new gadget. And that's why he used a magical talking (but pacificistic LOL) gun instead of just a loving glock or whatever.
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# ? Mar 2, 2014 03:06 |
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Well you wouldn't use an atlanticistic gun, would you?
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# ? Mar 2, 2014 03:08 |
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Modesty Blaise Poor Sir Herald. He supports anything that can be done to save Maude, but really, breaking someone out of prison? That has to be pushing it.
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CaptainCaveman posted:Sloth, is that you?
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# ? Mar 2, 2014 03:25 |
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Kammat posted:Modesty Blaise I'll take Modesty Blaise in any shape I can get it, but the return of the well-preserved strips is awesome. Romero's art has really grown on me, and with these clear sharp scans you can really appreciate the detail and composition of every panel. Even the lettering is beautiful.
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# ? Mar 2, 2014 04:04 |
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Juliet Jones Phantom Classic Radio Patrol Rip Kirby Big Ben Bolt
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# ? Mar 2, 2014 04:37 |
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Aardmania posted:Pibgorn Please do not tell me that Brooke is going to have Romeo slay Tybalt with a goddamn loving OAR. Most of this has just been pathetic but NOW YOU ARE MAKING ME ANGRY MCELDOWNEY.
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bonestructure posted:I'll take Modesty Blaise in any shape I can get it, but the return of the well-preserved strips is awesome. Romero's art has really grown on me, and with these clear sharp scans you can really appreciate the detail and composition of every panel. Even the lettering is beautiful. There are honestly times when I'm a bit lost on the story but I have to enlarge these just to check out the gorgeous art. (And not even when Romero gets all cheesecakey! Not necessarily, anyway...)
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# ? Mar 2, 2014 05:13 |
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Kammat posted:Modesty Blaise This comic is so good.
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Maxwell Lord posted:Please do not tell me that Brooke is going to have Romeo slay Tybalt with a goddamn loving OAR. He's good at that. I mostly try to ignore Mceldowney anymore, but what's getting to me now is swords have weight, and you have to mind your own center of mass to handle one. It's a hella good workout even if somebody's not trying to kill you. You don't dance around with them all floaty and swoopy on tiptoe, dammit. Also, he draws the blade a different length in every. stinkin. panel. Joining you in the angry corner.
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# ? Mar 2, 2014 06:25 |
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Nyeehg posted:I had to stare at this a good while before I realised Mary had any eyes in that second panel. Julet Esqu posted:Here's a few options: I made a couple as well. I really hosed up the transparency on that second one though.
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# ? Mar 2, 2014 06:48 |
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Wanamingo posted:Lost Side of Suburbia Welp. Comics then! F Minus Mary Worth Can't help but notice he doesn't say he won't do drugs again. Rex Morgan MD I don't know if this was made clear earlier, but while RMMD wasn't being posted, Sarah caught her babysitter making out with her boyfriend while she was watching Sarah or something, so I assume she means to blackmail her.
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# ? Mar 2, 2014 07:29 |
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Look at that perfect terrier LOOK AT HIM. Scary Gary
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# ? Mar 2, 2014 09:14 |
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Gil She's actually apothecary class. Witches do status effects. Retail There are a handful that are still worth mad cash like the Princess Di bear. You just had to have the clairvoyance to know which ones. The rest are children's hospital worthy. Bleeker the Rechargeable Dog Bleeker could tolerate the dirty socks and snack wrappers littering the ground in Skip's room, but underwear was the last straw. Dustin Dustin's mom could help out by not making so many cakes and brownies, and Steve Kelley could diversify the jokes. We hit the "Ed's weight" bingo square yesterday. On the Fastrack "She thinks she's the brightest, hottest star in the universe, but really she's just a yellow dwarf." Heaven's Love Thrift Shop First schools, now churches? Where are they getting the money for tablets? Midnight Moth fucked around with this message at 12:08 on Mar 2, 2014 |
# ? Mar 2, 2014 10:41 |
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Manually scrolling through 313 hymns sounds like a huge pain in the arse, too.
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# ? Mar 2, 2014 10:56 |
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Wanamingo posted:Zachary Nixon Johnson I get the feeling that the three people involved in the writing, drawing, and coloring of this comic are each competent at their jobs in a vacuum. Somehow, the three of them all working together, however, produce something much worse than any one of them would normally put out.
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# ? Mar 2, 2014 11:01 |
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Bleh. 5:18am on Sunday morning. I've been up for 1.5 hours. What the hell. Oh well, here are some Insomnia Comix Sorcery now, Wiley? Heavenly Nostrils is back on track, so here are Saturday's and this morning's: Um, I played Atari "Battlezone" when it was brand new. 9 Chickweed Lane 3/2/2003 Zits "Deserving Porcupine"? Kell's rear end is huge. There's a change for ya.
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# ? Mar 2, 2014 11:30 |
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Tina's Groove Family Circus Rose is Rose One Big Happy Mother Goose & Grimm Foob Compu-Toon Bizarro Dilbert Foxtrot
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# ? Mar 2, 2014 11:39 |
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Is the guy who writes Gil and Retail from New England? I never noticed it before but Gil says all sorts of crap like "wicked" as an intensifier that me and my friends would have said growing up outside Boston and I later found out no one else says.
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# ? Mar 2, 2014 12:20 |
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Whatever you say, Nancy.
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Hamiltonian Bicycle posted:
Wow, Gilchrist sure is getting bitter.
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BlankIsBeautiful posted:
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Peanuts (March 5, 1967) The Flying Ace was lost over the Somme during the German offensive in the spring of '18. Some say he was brought down by ground fire. Others say he got bored and decided to be the World's Greatest Grocery Clerk for a while. Funky Winkerbean Classic Popeye Sunday, in which Olive has a cunning plan (for romance!), but the sailor tries to go all Foxy Grandpa on us. (c. 1941) Pogo (March 8, 1970) First-Gen Blondie in which we meet the baby...eventually. (c. 1941) Out Our Way (July 18-19, 1924)
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# ? Mar 2, 2014 14:42 |
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Magna Kaser posted:Is the guy who writes Gil and Retail from New England? I never noticed it before but Gil says all sorts of crap like "wicked" as an intensifier that me and my friends would have said growing up outside Boston and I later found out no one else says. Yes. RI and MA.
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Magna Kaser posted:Is the guy who writes Gil and Retail from New England? I never noticed it before but Gil says all sorts of crap like "wicked" as an intensifier that me and my friends would have said growing up outside Boston and I later found out no one else says. Already answered, but I realized Gil was from Rhode Island when his mom suggested they go the beach and he replied with "Yay Clamcakes!" I miss clamcakes.
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# ? Mar 2, 2014 16:29 |
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Cul-de-sac is too high-brow for the crowd.
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# ? Mar 2, 2014 16:33 |
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Say Nothing posted:Phil's jaw gets longer with each cartoon strip. He should really get his pituitary gland checked out. Really this might explain a lot of Phil's design changes in the last year if you think abotu it.
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# ? Mar 2, 2014 16:38 |
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BlankIsBeautiful posted:
It's a bustle
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# ? Mar 2, 2014 16:55 |
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When I was a kid, I had glow-in-the-dark Silly Putty, and I knew two things about it. One, the brighter the light it was exposed to, the more it would glow. Two, the more I could stretch it out, the more light it would be able to absorb. So I found the brightest lamp in the house, spread the putty directly onto the bulb, and left it on all day. Disastrously Bad Idea Comix. Okay, I guess this proves that Poncho can't be a boston terrier, since those french bulldogs don't resemble allen keys in the slightest. Ballard Street It is a warning to the other instruments. Liberate tutame ex inferis.
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# ? Mar 2, 2014 18:13 |
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Story 9 - Moomin Falls in Love
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RandomFerret posted:Okay, I guess this proves that Poncho can't be a boston terrier, since those french bulldogs don't resemble allen keys in the slightest. I used to think he was something of a miniature bull terrier which is why I made him one in those old edits, mostly because of the schnoz. I only made him a Boston terrier in the last edit because I thought it was established he was one somewhere. Frankly I have no idea what breed Hudson is since his mouth is always jumping all over the place.
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# ? Mar 2, 2014 18:28 |
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Poncho says he is "just dog." http://poochcafe.com/?cat=4 Wikipedia says he's a mutt. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pooch_Caf%C3%A9
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