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Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax

WEEDLORDBONERHEGEL posted:

they take you where you wanna go
mine don't, they take me straight to the fridge

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HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME
play this game as an insane dog witnessing the birth of the universe
http://www.increpare.com/2014/02/universal-history-of-light/
http://killscreendaily.com/articles/news/universal-history-light-barking-mad-abstract-social-commentary/


Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

does it make you pleased to make a man cry? huh? are you loving proud or yourself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awehbFe3P3U

there is nothing wrong with a grown man crying



Obligatory Toast
Mar 19, 2007

What am I reading here??

WEEDLORDBONERHEGEL posted:

they take you where you wanna go

not if you're paraplegic.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Globo-Hitler III posted:

does it make you pleased to make a man cry? huh? are you loving proud or yourself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awehbFe3P3U

there is nothing wrong with a grown man crying
"The Emperor thinks about devouring lands
He wants to rule the world
But I've got a chick at home
Who'd cry if I died"


Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXKaEouxAAg

skip to 8:50 for the most romance

Sayonara is the most romantic movie ive ever seen



HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Globo-Hitler III posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXKaEouxAAg

skip to 8:50 for the most romance

Sayonara is the most romantic movie ive ever seen
romance you say?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRB4HTXMJR0


vaguely
Apr 29, 2013

hot_squirting_honey.gif

Fabulist's hair owns, Pick's bunny owns, Tempus Fugit's chicken owns, everyone's cats own
kinda sad I missed Sims ladyhaus :( if you make a second one can I be in it since people are still applying? :shobon: I'm short and muscly with brown hair and blue eyes and just ridiculous pale skin and freckles, I mostly wear bright but strong colours, like emerald and turquoise and dark magenta and stuff, love short skirts & dresses and never ever ever wear heels, also if there is anything with a twee hipstery animal picture that would be great. my sim would be shy and scared/stressed about pretty much everything and painfully earnest, also another science, animal, books and games weirdo, life goal I dunno something nerdy and dumb
this owns, when I was like 13 I made up a bunch of 6-legged elemental dragons
nostalgic to see something similar that doesn't suck

teenytinymouse
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

How high is Hitler that he's freaking out about feet?

Best sentence I will ever type.

Meis
Sep 2, 2011

I am out so I cant add new people to my goonhouse.txt, but I have too many people anyway. Annoyingly all of the latecomers are giving by far the most detailed descriptions.

Also that bunny was too adorable. TOO CUTE IT IS ILLEGAL

Meis
Sep 2, 2011

Also how much will Hitler freak out if someone mentions that there exist people who are sexually aroused by feet?

teenytinymouse
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

Meis posted:

Also how much will Hitler freak out if someone mentions that there exist people who are sexually aroused by feet?

We shouldn't push him that far, it'll just upset him and I heard he gets gassy when he's anxious.

vaguely
Apr 29, 2013

hot_squirting_honey.gif

my friend is posting pictures from his Betterware catalgue and just :lol:

AVOID OVERLY MILKY TEA is that a real problem people actually have

MY LIFE WAS NOT COMPLETE UNTIL I HAD A LITTLE PLASTIC ONION-LOOKING THING IN WHICH TO KEEP MY ONIONS

GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING TOAST TONGS
SPECIFICALLY FOR TOAST
:psyduck:

poopkitty
Oct 16, 2013

WE ARE ALL ONE
When I was in college, the internet was not a thing that un-rich people had. (I was un-rich, therefore no helpful, fetishy internet.) So when a guy at the track offered me $40 for my socks, I sold them. I only became creeped out later in my life when I thought about it again. $40 was weed+beer+baklava at the cafeteria+gas money.

teenytinymouse
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

I want the onion thing. I would use that every day no jokes.

vaguely
Apr 29, 2013

hot_squirting_honey.gif

Shannonmcn posted:

I want the onion thing. I would use that every day no jokes.
well now you know where to get it I guess

poopkitty
Oct 16, 2013

WE ARE ALL ONE
i have my onion half in a ziplock baggie. Just as good.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
Just finish your dang onion. Onions don't go bad that quickly if you put them in the fridge

Meis posted:

Also how much will Hitler freak out if someone mentions that there exist people who are sexually aroused by feet?

That is the one fetish I will never understand. feet are such an unattractive body part

G-Spot Run
Jun 28, 2005

poopkitty posted:

When I was in college, the internet was not a thing that un-rich people had. (I was un-rich, therefore no helpful, fetishy internet.) So when a guy at the track offered me $40 for my socks, I sold them. I only became creeped out later in my life when I thought about it again. $40 was weed+beer+baklava at the cafeteria+gas money.

Someone else's underpants or socks are a common college scavenger hunt item. I guess it's weird that they paid for them, but maybe the prize was worth much more and your filthy feet were the last obstacle to victory?

karms
Jan 22, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Yam Slacker
Feet, like the people who like them, are weird.

Meis
Sep 2, 2011

Kat Delacour posted:

Someone else's underpants or socks are a common college scavenger hunt item. I guess it's weird that they paid for them, but maybe the prize was worth much more and your filthy feet were the last obstacle to victory?

Or maybe he collected ladies' socks. He liked to sniff them. Aw yea gurl gimme that sweet sweet foot odour :q:

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

teenytinymouse
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

boom boom boom posted:

Just finish your dang onion. Onions don't go bad that quickly if you put them in the fridge


They dry out. And keeping my onion inside another fake plastic onion is more fun (in a super lame old lady way) than wasting cling film. I'm being sustainable!

Edit: Obama is a super dilf, I'd wreck that poo poo.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
I have the onion thing, it's actually pretty great!

Tora! Tora! Tora!
Dec 28, 2008

Shake it baby

KARMA! posted:

Feet, like the people who like them, are weird.

I've never got why people fixate on feet, either to freak out about them or to worship them. They're just a body part, you don't see the same level of loathing/adoration for shoulders.

Although, now that I'm thinking of it, maybe it has something to do with feet's proximity to the ground? Grossed out people see feet as tainted and fetish people get off on handling the dirtiest part of a person?

Tora! Tora! Tora!
Dec 28, 2008

Shake it baby

Shannonmcn posted:

Edit: Obama is a super dilf, I'd wreck that poo poo.

A friend of mine met him at a fundraiser and said he is just insanely charismatic in person. She was smitten.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Tora! Tora! Tora! posted:

Although, now that I'm thinking of it, maybe it has something to do with feet's proximity to the ground? Grossed out people see feet as tainted and fetish people get off on handling the dirtiest part of a person?

No, I assure you, there are foot fetishists and then there are DIRTY foot fetishists. They probably hate each other.

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

Look on my Posts, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away
Giving up Lent for Lent crew represent

defectivemonkey
Jun 5, 2012

vaguely posted:

my friend is posting pictures from his Betterware catalgue and just :lol:

AVOID OVERLY MILKY TEA is that a real problem people actually have

MY LIFE WAS NOT COMPLETE UNTIL I HAD A LITTLE PLASTIC ONION-LOOKING THING IN WHICH TO KEEP MY ONIONS

GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING TOAST TONGS
SPECIFICALLY FOR TOAST
:psyduck:

The milk thing reminds me of the commercial Joey did on friends where he couldn't open a milk carton.

We had something like those tongs for our toaster oven growing up. When I asked why, my mom said because obviously you can't use metal, you might get electrocuted.

I had been fishing around that thing with a fork willy-billy for years with no idea that I couldn't touch the coils. LUCKY TO BE ALIVE, YOU GUYS.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Thora posted:

Giving up Lent for Lent crew represent

Have you considered giving up 30 year old jokes?

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded
You know what a womarang is?

that's when you throw her out the front door and then she comes flying in through the back.

Greetings from the slut-shaming thread, dear ladies.

zimboe fucked around with this message at 16:50 on Mar 4, 2014

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

boom boom boom posted:

Have you considered giving up 30 year old jokes?

That's what she said.

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

Look on my Posts, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away

boom boom boom posted:

Have you considered giving up 30 year old jokes?

:supaburn:

That juice fast you're planning on has made you cranky already.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Shannonmcn posted:

They dry out. And keeping my onion inside another fake plastic onion is more fun (in a super lame old lady way) than wasting cling film. I'm being sustainable!

Edit: Obama is a super dilf, I'd wreck that poo poo.

Dibs on Michelle! Rawr!

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words

detectivemonkey posted:

I had been fishing around that thing with a fork willy-billy for years with no idea that I couldn't touch the coils. LUCKY TO BE ALIVE, YOU GUYS.
Wait until you learn it's "willy-nilly" :aaaaa:

GNU Order
Feb 28, 2011

That's a paddlin'

I gave up my white cis male privilege for Lent

Jetsetlemming
Dec 31, 2007

i'Am also a buetifule redd panda

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTHkAsn9lHk&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Best white rappers from Pittsburgh ever

Titty Warlord
Apr 28, 2013
queleg is now my new waifu

teenytinymouse
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

I was like "I should probs give up the drink" then I was like "lol. No"

That's my lent story. I should give up "working from home" i.e. watching TV and occasionally opening excel. But that's not realistic either.

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Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown
Why would anyone give up anything for lent

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