The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Spiffster: Oct 7, 2009; I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...; Lipstick Apathy

Deviant posted:

It was started as an excuse to beat up the Irish!

Tis, true... I took many a lump... But 'twas all in good fun!

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Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Spiffster posted:

Tis, true... I took many a lump... But 'twas all in good fun!

Well, anyone who beats you up for being Irish isn't your friend. :colbert:

# ? Mar 13, 2014 15:53

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Well, anyone who beats you up for being Irish isn't your friend.

They're designed to hurt!

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Jorghnassen: Oct 1, 2007; Glouton des fjords

...and when ye tallow hardens, we remove it from yon mold.

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Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Spiffster posted:

Tis, true... I took many a lump... But 'twas all in good fun!

It's bringing love, don't let it get away!

Break it's legs!

# ? Mar 13, 2014 16:48

Man Alive!: Jul 21, 2004; There IS a spoon, LOOK.

MondayHotDog posted:

It's bringing love, don't let it get away!

Break it's legs!

Sign my cast? ...Sign my cast?

# ? Mar 14, 2014 00:18

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Man Alive! posted:

Sign my cast? ...Sign my cast?

Sure, I can loan you all the money you need. However, since you have no collateral, I'm going to have to break your legs in advance.

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Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

jscolon2.0 posted:

Hey, mates! What's the good word!

Yar, that'll keep me warm on those lonely nights at sea.

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Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

Writer Cath posted:

Yar, that'll keep me warm on those lonely nights at sea.

Fer about thirty seconds! Heh heh.

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poly and open-minded: Nov 22, 2006; In BOD we trust

Deviant posted:

Fer about thirty seconds! Heh heh.

Ach! Back to the Loch with you!

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The Dark One: Aug 19, 2005; I'm your friend and I'm not going to just stand by and let you do this!

Jorghnassen posted:

...and when ye tallow hardens, we remove it from yon mold.

By the power vested in me, I hereby strip you of your ceremonial and tri-corner hat!

...you will have the hat cleaned and then return it. :mad:

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Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Arctic Baldwin posted:

Ach! Back to the Loch with you!

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CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Root Bear posted:

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poly and open-minded: Nov 22, 2006; In BOD we trust

No way! Aberdeen rules!

# ? Mar 14, 2014 06:56

Elfface: Nov 14, 2010; Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Wait a minute! This isn't the monsterometer. It's the Frog Exaggerator.

# ? Mar 14, 2014 08:19

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Elfface posted:

Wait a minute! This isn't the monsterometer. It's the Frog Exaggerator.

I'da called 'em "chazzwozzers!"

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Frink: Jun 17, 2005

Everything Counts posted:

I'da called 'em "chazzwozzers!"

The Bridal Feast of Beth Chedruharazzeb?

# ? Mar 14, 2014 12:50

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Arctic Baldwin posted:

No way! Aberdeen rules!

drat Scots. They ruined Scotland! :scotland:

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A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Frink posted:

The Bridal Feast of Beth Chedruharazzeb?

Talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except for this guy.

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Spiffster: Oct 7, 2009; I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...; Lipstick Apathy

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except for this guy.

And you better remember... Matthew... 21:17! :confused:

# ? Mar 14, 2014 13:06

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Spiffster posted:

And you better remember... Matthew... 21:17!

Thou shalt not let moochers into thy... hut.

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Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

Writer Cath posted:

Thou shalt not let moochers into thy... hut.

Yeah. Think about it.

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Moneypenny Dreadful: Jan 24, 2008; demon secretary

If the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such...

# ? Mar 14, 2014 14:41

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Deviant posted:

Yeah. Think about it.

I will.

# ? Mar 14, 2014 15:04

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Writer Cath posted:

Thou shalt not let moochers into thy... hut.

Where does the bible say "racket"?

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jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

MondayHotDog posted:

Where does the bible say "racket"?

Even if the tennis rackets don't get you, the pool skimmers will!

# ? Mar 14, 2014 18:20

Spiffster: Oct 7, 2009; I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...; Lipstick Apathy

jscolon2.0 posted:

Even if the tennis rackets don't get you, the pool skimmers will!

I don't feel right...

# ? Mar 14, 2014 18:33

JetsGuy: Sep 17, 2003; science + hockey
=
LASER SKATES

Spiffster posted:

I don't feel right...

Whats it like, Bart... Bart... Bart?

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Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

JetsGuy posted:

Whats it like, Bart... Bart... Bart?

Bart. Cart. Dart. Eeyart.

I don't see any problem.

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Spiffster: Oct 7, 2009; I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...; Lipstick Apathy

Deviant posted:

I don't see any problem.

I'm Blind... well easy come, easy go... :corsair:

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CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

JetsGuy posted:

Whats it like, Bart... Bart... Bart?

I'm one of your nephews you don't see very often... Bart-Bart.

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PT6A: Jan 5, 2006; Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

jscolon2.0 posted:

drat Scots. They ruined Scotland!

You Scots sure are a contentious people.

# ? Mar 14, 2014 19:35

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Deviant posted:

Bart. Cart. Dart. Eeyart.

I don't see any problem.

We need more Bort license plates in the gift shop. I repeat, we are sold out of Bort license plates!

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gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

TMMadman posted:

We need more Bort license plates in the gift shop. I repeat, we are sold out of Bort license plates!

Heh heh, what kind of stupid weiner name is that?

# ? Mar 14, 2014 23:27

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

Hogburto posted:

Heh heh, what kind of stupid weiner name is that?

Hmmmm . . . Nitzi . . .

# ? Mar 14, 2014 23:44

AlliedBiscuit: Oct 23, 2012; Do you want to know the terrifying truth, or do you want to see me sock a few dingers?!!

Hogburto posted:

Heh heh, what kind of stupid weiner name is that?

I gotta go, my drat weiner kids are listening.

# ? Mar 14, 2014 23:46

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

AlliedBiscuit posted:

I gotta go, my drat weiner kids are listening.

The preferred spelling of `wiener' is W-I-E-N-E-R, although E-I is an acceptable ethnic variant.

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Crackerman: Jun 23, 2005

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

The preferred spelling of `wiener' is W-I-E-N-E-R, although E-I is an acceptable ethnic variant.

You misspelled 'confession'.

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Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

The preferred spelling of `wiener' is W-I-E-N-E-R, although E-I is an acceptable ethnic variant.

My boloney has a first name
It's H-O-M-E-R
My boloney has a second name
It's H-O-M-E-R

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AlliedBiscuit: Oct 23, 2012; Do you want to know the terrifying truth, or do you want to see me sock a few dingers?!!

Mister Kingdom posted:

My boloney has a first name
It's H-O-M-E-R
My boloney has a second name
It's H-O-M-E-R

Does HE know all the lyrics to the Oscar Meyer Weiner song?

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