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Page 900, we barely knew you - Pink unicorn guy Home from his first bukakke looks like creamsicle
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Mar 13, 2014 20:49
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did that guy get silver poisoning????!!!!!! e: (the sims guy not the unicorn butt guy)
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Mar 13, 2014 20:56
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that guy's butt is weak in comparison to Pavel Petel's
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Mar 13, 2014 20:57
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In Drywall posted:did that guy get silver poisoning????!!!!!! Nah he's just a genie. Tempus Fugit posted:It's scary how much the sims can imitate life sometimes lol just you wait, Mr. Fugit... hahahahaha
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Mar 13, 2014 21:03
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amarantinesky posted:
ooohhhhhhhh fffffffuuuuuuuddddgggeeeeee
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Mar 13, 2014 21:05
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Sephardic Homo posted:that guy's butt is weak in comparison to Pavel Petel's you can't go comparing every rear end in the world to Pavel Petel's though, no rear end will look good.
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Mar 13, 2014 21:07
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He's just Jason from Coronation Street moonlighting as a unicorn: (also sorry everyone esp. step aside for being an obnoxious drunk last week - guess who did not hold firm on their lenten vows and Went On The Internet when they really really should have gone to sleep)
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Mar 13, 2014 21:18
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Pookah posted:He's just Jason from Coronation Street moonlighting as a unicorn: get those awful british soaps away from me
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Mar 13, 2014 21:25
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PART TWO A The mostly Australian house: Schmetterling, Kat Delacour, Fruity Gordo, and Grrrl Sweatshirt. When I switch to this family, Fruity Gordo is wandering alone downtown and Van Sandman is hanging out at their house.   Schmetterling and Van Sandman make out while juiced.  (btw I am being totally hands-off about any romances! I didn’t orchestrate anything)  Schmetterling tweets about her steamy encounter.  Actually I think your sim broke because she did this for half the night and I had to reset her. Kat Delacour plays the guitar in werewolf form.  More video games…  Fruity Gordo drinks her orange flavored plasma bag in the morning.  Kat Delacour tries to hunt while Rip Van Winkle waits to get into the club.   Clawing at the club furniture while Rip swims behind the bar.  Enfys is hanging out at the club too.  Having a mental breakdown.   Schmetterling plays pool with Detective Monkey.  Unsurprisingly, Dongicus Hitler is attracted to Grrrl Sweatshirt, not Enfys.   Kat DJs some dubstep.  Grrrl Sweatshirt goes skinnydipping in the club.  Dancing.   As they get kicked out of the club at closing time, Kat loses control of her bladder.  By the next morning, she still hasn’t bathed. See that stench radiating off of her out-of-season clothes.  Grrrl Sweatshirt struggles to achieve fitness…   Fruity Gordo shows her fangs.  Kat is crazy, which means she enjoys talking to herself.  Part two b will be up in a second.
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Mar 13, 2014 21:27
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PART TWO B OK now on to Dudehouse, with Tempus Fugit, Spazmaster X, All-Pro Sexman, Boom Boom Boom, and Unnatural Selection / extreme insertion. This is where the poo poo hit the fan.  Tempus Fugit is not at home because he’s hitting on Thora in her house. Eventually, he was asked to leave so partied in their backyard all night.  Boom Boom Boom is about to head to bed but goes outside to investigate an anomaly.   Oh poo poo.   A few hours later, he is returned.     Shithouse Dave, after flirting with Sexman, spends the night sleeping in a lawn chair.   Tempus Fugit is still in the neighbor’s yard, drunk and critiquing their party décor.  After a rough night, Boom needs a drink.  I was distracted by Boom drinking alone in the bathroom and missed it… Spazmaster X turned into a pile of ash! He must have spent too long in the sunlight.        YOU’RE NEXT. (or the reaper has a crush)  Tempus Fugit crashes next to the remains of Spazmaster X… in his former bed.  The Grim Reaper had an early morning and helps himself to the keg.  Everyone mourns Spazmaster X.  Boom Boom Boom plays with the chemistry lab in memory of Walter White.  But has a lab accident.  Mourning the Spaz.  All of this happened in about 12 sim hours, jfc. Next episode: Will the ghost of Spazmaster X return? Will Boom Boom Boom suffer more effects of his alien abduction? Who will wash the dishes?
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Mar 13, 2014 21:32
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Lol boom boom boom pregnant
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Mar 13, 2014 21:36
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 that's amazingso glad you're doing this
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Mar 13, 2014 21:36
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I'm in the poo poo house 
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Mar 13, 2014 21:38
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Awww yeah SimMe getting some flirty action, I like it.
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Mar 13, 2014 21:44
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amarantinesky posted:
ahahahahahahahahahahahaha goonsims
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Mar 13, 2014 21:46
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Tempus Fugit posted:Page 900, we barely knew you - I seriously want to make a new avatar from one of the pink unicorn guys you've posted he is magical
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Mar 13, 2014 21:47
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amarantinesky posted:
I would so do this. My Sim is already living up to my expectations.
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Mar 13, 2014 21:48
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He's with Ariel Sharon now 
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Mar 13, 2014 21:51
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Me on the treadmill IRL uuuunghf can't I just be a cute genius and coast on that instead of being cute and smart and fit also? So much work so lazy so fat pass the cookies and butter.
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Mar 13, 2014 21:53
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Sonrisa posted:I would so do this. My Sim is already living up to my expectations. You should check my earlier post to see what Sonrisa spent her time doing... poor Sonrisa Sim 
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Mar 13, 2014 21:53
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hey thread, how're things
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Mar 13, 2014 22:03
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last night ariel and i went to a gallery showing an animatronic puppet show with interactive digital installations recounting the entire harry potter series as the adventures of a group of fox people. it had been built by a russian art collective living on a kibbutz. we were both filled with russian jew pride and badmouthed some germans on the way out by telling them that their pitiful country could never create such artistry; they chased us but we managed to escape via le parkour over the nearby rooftops. afterward i took ariel to the racecourse restaurant where i used to work and he ate like an entire basket full of bread rolls, then suddenly realised that he was dead and had an emotional breakdown; i tried to console him but the old man at the next table kept butting in to lecture me on the health effects of alcoholism and beg me to sign a petition to shut down the entire australian beer industry in favour of japanese fizzy drinks good morning everyone
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Mar 13, 2014 22:03
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amarantinesky posted:Who will wash the dishes? a question I often ask myself when viewing the dishes my housemates have piled up in the sink good morning avvy
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Mar 13, 2014 22:04
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goooooood moooorning av
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Mar 13, 2014 22:05
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amarantinesky posted:You should check my earlier post to see what Sonrisa spent her time doing... poor Sonrisa Sim Thank you for not letting me die in a horrible self-inflicted nightmare. ... Something tells me I'm either going to die by setting myself on fire or death by that cat.
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Mar 13, 2014 22:05
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I got abducted by aliens and now I'm gonna die
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Mar 13, 2014 22:10
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amarantinesky posted:PART TWO A i'm a harlot who falls over on treadmills but at least i don't piss myself and then call it a night without showering or changing haha e: is that an australian cultural thing i don't know about
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Mar 13, 2014 22:11
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is my sim in this game or the other one? i can't keep track of these things  rip spazmaster, gone too soon
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Mar 13, 2014 22:11
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Jesus  I'm having Pink Flamingos flashbacks.
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Mar 13, 2014 22:15
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Posting from the bathroom! Heh heh
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Mar 13, 2014 22:15
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Shithouse Dave posted:Posting from the bathroom! Heh heh dave and her bucket
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Mar 13, 2014 22:16
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i wish we could make this the special ladythread page background
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Mar 13, 2014 22:17
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Shithouse Dave posted:Posting from the bathroom! Heh heh how's your digestion?
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Mar 13, 2014 22:17
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Avshalom posted:i wish we could make this the special ladythread page background Make lady thread into lady subforum with its own css
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Mar 13, 2014 22:19
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how did i spend too much time in the sun when i was clearly indoors there's shenanigans afoot
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Mar 13, 2014 22:20
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These Sims adventures are amazing. Can't wait to see more! My friend leaves for the furry convention tomorrow  . She says that since she's there for work, it'd be unethical for her to take pictures, but I WILL get stories out of her.
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Mar 13, 2014 22:21
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SpazmasterX posted:how did i spend too much time in the sun when i was clearly indoors are there any periods of time today of which you have no recollection maybe you were possessed
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Mar 13, 2014 22:22
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Possessed by da plumbob
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Mar 13, 2014 22:23
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Jetsetlemming posted:Make lady thread into lady subforum with its own css we can butt dream
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Mar 13, 2014 22:25
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Trigger warning for white cismale question. Is it common for straight women to look at a picture like that and think that the guy is attractive? I know that photo wasn't created for women, but I'm curious.
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