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Chichevache posted:"Woah Cam! I didn't mean to drop that pass. Don't chimp out hro." I can only dream of all the redtext avatars that come from this. 
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Eifert Posting posted:Baby hawk gone. Everyone wonders how in the hell you did it.
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waah posted:I can only dream of all the redtext avatars that come from this. He's referencing something Fiz said a long time ago.
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waah posted:I can only dream of all the redtext avatars that come from this. Fiz said "don't chimp out" once and didn't realize it was pretty racist. Like a
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Mar 19, 2014 00:13
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Silly Burrito posted:Everyone wonders how in the hell you did it. I haven't bothered to check but someone's going to write a good breakdown of how you did that I'll read when I'm bored and missing football. And it will make me angry about my own team even if there's no way they could have swung it.
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Mar 19, 2014 00:14
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Chichevache posted:Fiz said "don't chimp out" once and didn't realize it was pretty racist. Like a "Chimp out" was a pretty popular ironically racist phrase in LF for a while and Fiz posted there quite often, he knew what it meant 
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Mar 19, 2014 00:16
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Mister Fister posted:"Chimp out" was a pretty popular ironically racist phrase in LF for a while and Fiz posted there quite often, he knew what it meant Click his rapsheet. I believe you can find the post as well as his befuddlement.
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Mar 19, 2014 00:22
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Philly is offering DeSean Jackson for a 3rd round pick. You hear that, Panthers?
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Mar 19, 2014 00:25
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warcrimes posted:Philly is offering DeSean Jackson for a 3rd round pick. You hear that, Panthers? Thanks but no thanks. We're all set over here.
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Mar 19, 2014 00:25
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Chichevache posted:Fiz said "don't chimp out" once and didn't realize it was pretty racist. Like a It's right up there with SA2K's drunken crack about Jews.
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Mar 19, 2014 00:26
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:It's right up there with SA2K's drunken crack about Jews. Which only got a probation lol
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Mar 19, 2014 00:30
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This loving forum could not be more of a horrible circle jerk, jesus.
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Mar 19, 2014 00:33
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I depute that.
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Mar 19, 2014 00:35
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Two packers related bits of news: Guion's deal with the Packers is for 900k and one year. I don't have a ton of faith that he'll show much or be an addition, but hey. He's basically free and the Packers have some openings on the defensive line with Pickett and Jolly as FAs. Marshall Newhouse is visiting the Bengals. He was a decent swing tackle at one point but looked awful last year. Probably some of that was due to playing out of position at RG but whoof. He has experience and is young at least. I also expect John Kuhn to return at this point on a one year deal. Nothing concrete there, just that no other team's going to give him as much as the Packers and they have no other FBs on the roster. Also the longer Jermichael Finley goes unsigned, the more likely it is that he's done with football. I really hope his neck's good enough to play for anyone next season. superaielman fucked around with this message at 00:41 on Mar 19, 2014 |
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Mar 19, 2014 00:39
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last night I dreamed a hamburger was eating me
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Mar 19, 2014 00:40
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Maybe we're all just hamburgers eating each other.
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Mar 19, 2014 00:42
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Christ, I didn't realize DeSean Jackson's cap hit this year is 10.5m for any team that would trade for him. Yikes. This made me look up Bowe's #. 12m. What a terrible contract.
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Grittybeard posted:I haven't bothered to check but someone's going to write a good breakdown of how you did that I'll read when I'm bored and missing football. And it will make me angry about my own team even if there's no way they could have swung it. I had put it earlier, but it got lost in the Revis signing. Essentially for this year, Jarius Byrd is being paid the same that Darren Sproles would've been. Here's how the Saints signed Byrd. http://espn.go.com/blog/new-orleans...gainst-2014-cap Byrd received a signing bonus of $11 million on the six-year, $54 million contract. But for salary-cap accounting purposes, that figure gets divided over the first five years of his deal. His first-year salary is $1.3 million. He will then count close to $10 million against the Saints' cap over the final five years of his deal -- assuming he lasts the entire six years (never a safe assumption in today's NFL). Byrd, 27, will receive a total of $20.3 million in fully-guaranteed money over the first three years, plus another $6 million that is guaranteed for injury only. He's due to make a total of $27.9 million over the first three years -- which is always the key time frame on deals like this, since those years are virtually guaranteed. Here's the breakdown: 2014: $1.3 million salary, $3.5 million cap number 2015: $2 million salary, $6 million guaranteed roster bonus, $100,000 workout bonus, $10.3 million cap number 2016: $7.4 million salary, $100,000 workout bonus, $9.7 million cap number 2017: $8.6 million salary, $100,000 workout bonus, $10.9 million cap number 2018: $8.6 million salary, $100,000 workout bonus, $10.9 million cap number 2019: $8.6 million salary, $100,000 workout bonus, $8.7 million cap number
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excidium posted:Christ, I didn't realize DeSean Jackson's cap hit this year is 10.5m for any team that would trade for him. Yikes. Pretty sure any trade for Jackson would involve a new contract, which has to depress his market. He wants a new deal and as you noted, that's an ugly cap hit to take.
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Just found out that we resigned Joe Morgan too. Nice. http://espn.go.com/blog/nfcsouth/post/_/id/54699/saints-re-sign-wr-joe-morgan And this little blurb was in that story: quote:They have shown interest in veteran free agent Sidney Rice. Huh.
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superaielman posted:Pretty sure any trade for Jackson would involve a new contract, which has to depress his market. He wants a new deal and as you noted, that's an ugly cap hit to take. Which would definitely explain why they're willing to take a 3rd round pick for him. He's worth more than that if it weren't for the necessary re-signing. There was a time when I'd be yelling for the Packers to jump on this but WR is almost the rock bottom of our need list these days, even with Jones going to Oakland (I'll miss Jones though  Hope you do good with the Raiders, mr. turtleneck).e: Also, why hasn't anyone taken a flyer on Avant on the cheap yet? I mean, he's nothing special but he's practically a guaranteed 500 yards a year out of the slot. I know he's gonna be 31 soon but still, is he just asking for too much money? Fenrir fucked around with this message at 00:58 on Mar 19, 2014 |
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MourningView posted:This loving forum could not be more of a horrible circle jerk, jesus. Don't forget that Team Bandwagon threads were once a thing that existed.
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excidium posted:Christ, I didn't realize DeSean Jackson's cap hit this year is 10.5m for any team that would trade for him. Yikes. If he had a QB who threw to him, it'd be worth it.
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superaielman posted:Pretty sure any trade for Jackson would involve a new contract, which has to depress his market. He wants a new deal and as you noted, that's an ugly cap hit to take.
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Mar 19, 2014 01:11
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Raiders signed Donald Penn, by the way, continuing their incredible free agency period.
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R.D. Mangles posted:last night I dreamed a hamburger was eating me You've had some good observations, but it's over.
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The Cowboys are signing Henry Melton.
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Scheftner is reporting its multi-year. Good for Melton, I hope the tear doesn't effect him too much.
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Glad he's getting a multi-year deal. Felt terrible for him to go down like that right before he was due a huge payday.
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Quest For Glory II posted:Raiders signed Donald Penn, by the way, continuing their incredible free agency period. Compared with anything they trotted out past year every signing has been an improvement , he has to be absolutely dreadful to not improve the line.
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YMB posted:http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap2000000335079/article/report-desean-jackson-draws-patriots-49ers-interest I will lose my loving mind if DJax gets traded for a third round pick. If its to the Patriots or the 49ers.. 
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E: Nothing to see here, definitely did not quote a fake twitter account VVVVV That was fake and wrong thank god Rasczak fucked around with this message at 01:36 on Mar 19, 2014 |
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Mar 19, 2014 01:30
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Overpaid!
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DupaDupa posted:Scheftner is reporting its multi-year. Good for Melton, I hope the tear doesn't effect him too much. It has to be multi-year so they can push as much of his salary onto next year's cap as possible.
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Whip Slagcheek posted:I will lose my loving mind if DJax gets traded for a third round pick. If its to the Patriots or the 49ers.. I will lol if the Panthers manage to miss out on yet another receiver
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quote:Bryan Broaddus @BryanBroaddus 7m I'll be interested to see the terms. I doubt he's making bank. E: Hopefully Marinelli was a big determinant in him coming to Dallas. TheChirurgeon fucked around with this message at 02:15 on Mar 19, 2014 |
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Lamadrid posted:Compared with anything they trotted out past year every signing has been an improvement , he has to be absolutely dreadful to not improve the line. You can try and poo poo on the Raiders' FA signings all you want, it's been a great off-season so far.
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Declan MacManus posted:I will lol if the Panthers manage to miss out on yet another receiver If that hit to the cap mentioned earlier was true (and I understand these things, which is unlikely) I don't think they could even afford him.
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Fenrir posted:Which would definitely explain why they're willing to take a 3rd round pick for him. He's worth more than that if it weren't for the necessary re-signing. There was a time when I'd be yelling for the Packers to jump on this but WR is almost the rock bottom of our need list these days, even with Jones going to Oakland (I'll miss Jones though I would be really happy with avant in Carolina. He's nothing special but at least he's experienced enough to recognise coverage and sure handed enough to bail cam outta trouble. Maybe in the coming days when the britt and cotchery stuff cools down. I love to get Jackson but the team couldn't afford to outbid Indy for Nicks no shot they take him.
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Asnorban posted:If that hit to the cap mentioned earlier was true (and I understand these things, which is unlikely) I don't think they could even afford him. I think they are waiting for the June 1st cuts to free of cap space to sign him.
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