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Shithouse Dave posted:Yeah, it turns out I can backdate my health coverage to when we paid the immigration fee last year! So I can send in my confirmation of application thingy and get a healthcare number already which is totally freaking awesome thanks to my smart legislation reading husband. I will still have to wait a f ew weeks for my scan thing which is worrisome because I'm walking around with pain in my thyroidal region in my throat but not the end of the world. 
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boom boom boom posted:What's a better costuem for an anime convention; Steve Zissou, or cyberpunk Gandalf?
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poopkitty posted:Sir Backslap, I will be looking at that in a few hours once I get home. Yay Meow! I love their products. Wish they had a 'view shadows by color' option, though. Best Tasting! posted:I am crazy depressed today, but becoming a princess has made me feel a little bit better. are you queefing flowers and butterflies? Hooray Shithouse Dave, I'm glad that's less stress. Thyroid pain can be caused by all sorts of stuff, try to worry as little as possible. I had a kickin' rad day with myself and my kiddo. He did like.. six new things, at least, which gets me all hopped up on Parental Pride© brand dopamine. Or serotonin. I can't remember which does what. Anyway, it was the best days I've had for months, I'd forgotten days could be this chill and awesome. Hooray warmth from the sun.
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Fabulist posted:Yay Meow! I love their products. Wish they had a 'view shadows by color' option, though. congrats on your kid doin thangs that's always cute 
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dave i'm so happy that your thingie has worked out a little bit more okay than you thought!
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Fabulist posted:are you queefing flowers and butterflies? I wouldn't be much of a princess if I wasn't 
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Avshalom posted:dave i'm so happy that your thingie has worked out a little bit more okay than you thought! oh snap maybe I changed my av too soon That's definitely an accurate representation of a cat meowing though. They put everything they've got into that one part. Suzuki Method posted:congrats on your kid doin thangs that's always cute TY. I'm lucky, my brain produces a hell of a lot of the chemicals that make butthead kids seem adorable. He's not a butthead in the sense that he's a 'problem child' or w/e. he's just two and doesn't understand... anything. He's actually p. good and helpful most of the time. poo poo does anyone else remember those movies? "Problem Child" and I think there were at least two? I watched those a ton when I was like, six.
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Fabulist posted:oh snap maybe I changed my av too soon Nothing wrong with putting an avatar in the avatar vault for awhile. 
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Fabulist posted:poo poo does anyone else remember those movies? "Problem Child" and I think there were at least two? I watched those a ton when I was like, six. geez I haven't thought about that movie in years. Junior 
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poopkitty posted:Listening to Ned's Atomic Dustbin in traffic. Want to be home eating pizza. My brain scrambled that all up at first glance and I thought you wanted to be home eating dustbin pizza with Atomic Ned. One of my former roommates from the late 90s found a whole wheel of Brie in the street once on a hot day and brought it home. He said the street cheese had a special extra ripe kind of flavour but was otherwise okay.
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Fabulist posted:poo poo does anyone else remember those movies? "Problem Child" and I think there were at least two? I watched those a ton when I was like, six.
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boom boom boom posted:because you can still be the first? Alas no, I don't have a vulva.
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Sabel posted:General Douglas MacArthur I would think Paul Tibbets would be even better.
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This thread moves really fast and you got some legit funny peeps posting in it, I'm sure you can come up with something better than the butt farm thing. I believe in you, lady thread.
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:Alas no, I don't have a vulva. not with that attitude
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:Alas no, I don't have a vulva. You should get a charging elephant tattooed and have your penis be the trunk.
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Dogmeat posted:This thread moves really fast and you got some legit funny peeps posting in it, I'm sure you can come up with something better than the butt farm thing. I believe in you, lady thread. suck my dick
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Dogmeat posted:This thread moves really fast and you got some legit funny peeps posting in it, I'm sure you can come up with something better than the butt farm thing. I believe in you, lady thread. welcome to the bitch farm, butt
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Shithouse Dave posted:If you post in the lady thread and the man thread equally does it make you gender neutral? Oh dear.
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Torka posted:welcome to the bitch farm, butt That's pretty good but I think you can do better.
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Dogmeat posted:That's pretty good but I think you can do better. no
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How did you get footage of- Suzuki Method posted:dont post pics of fabulist's 2 year old Goddamnit. For real, he hasn't tapdanced off of a table yet, but he does do awesome stuff like run full-speed ahead while looking in a direction that isn't ahead, and crash into walls/furniture/people. I'm a horrible person at heart so I'm all choking back giggles while comforting him. Earlier today he threw a blanket over his head, intending to copy my style of peekaboo, and the motion of getting it over his head knocked him off balance. He staggered a few steps, bounced off his toddler basketball goal's post (inside the house), and slammed into a table. He was fine and laughing about it, but I still couldn't laugh because he's at that age where laughter = approval. That's not gonna wear off for like 14 years either, drat.
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Shithouse Dave posted:My brain scrambled that all up at first glance and I thought you wanted to be home eating dustbin pizza with Atomic Ned. One of my former roommates from the late 90s found a whole wheel of Brie in the street once on a hot day and brought it home. He said the street cheese had a special extra ripe kind of flavour but was otherwise okay. I would totally eat street brie with the boys from Ned's. Or Elbow. Or Peter Gabriel. Or Kip Winger. gently caress it, I just want some brie now and I'll be stuck with the worst pizza ever but they deliver.
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Fabulist posted:
I did this as a kid at 4 or 5, but it ended up with me tripping and falling head first into a corner of a wall. I still have the scar but my bangs cover it not to scare you or anything it was nbd 
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Avshalom posted:dave i'm so happy that your thingie has worked out a little bit more okay than you thought! if I weren't committed to this avatar/username combo I would so grab this Dogmeat posted:This thread moves really fast and you got some legit funny peeps posting in it, I'm sure you can come up with something better than the butt farm thing. I believe in you, lady thread. as I said before: dwi motherfucker
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I don't think anyone really escapes childhood totally uninjured. That's how we learn about things that are and aren't a good idea sometimes. I smacked my head on my neighbour's glass coffee table while rocketing around the house with my friend his son. I'm not sure if I still have the scar because I've never shaved the top part of my head right down, but it had a couple of stitches in it. Kids are weird little fuckers who will suddenly become pirates and sail your bathtub away flooding the rest of the bathroom in the process or decide your walls are too boring and paint them.
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Fabulist posted:How did you get footage of- loving hell i love poo poo like this toddlers are idiot midget drunks
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my mum has a dented skull and a scar from playing 'throw the elephant' when she was about 7. she and her 5yo sister shared a room and would throw this ceramic elephant to/at each other and one day mum got absolutely owned in the forehead
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Shithouse Dave posted:I don't think anyone really escapes childhood totally uninjured. That's how we learn about things that are and aren't a good idea sometimes. I smacked my head on my neighbour's glass coffee table while rocketing around the house with my friend his son. I'm not sure if I still have the scar because I've never shaved the top part of my head right down, but it had a couple of stitches in it. Kids are weird little fuckers who will suddenly become pirates and sail your bathtub away flooding the rest of the bathroom in the process or decide your walls are too boring and paint them. Very true. I remember decided around kindergarten or first grade that I wanted those wall borders that looked like chalkboards, with the alphabet written on them. Like this  I decided to just draw my own, since I had the top bunk. I think I made it to F or G before I feel asleep. I woke up to a very unhappy mother. I fell down the stairs at my grandmother's house when I was really old enough to not fall down stairs (seven or so) and split my lip and chipped a tooth. It was a baby tooth though, so no permanent damage. edit: Fruity Gordo posted:loving hell i love poo poo like this toddlers are idiot midget drunks I know, it owns. Constant entertainment.
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also when i was 4 i broke both my brothers arms by lunging at him and pulling him off a rope swing bc he stole my turn. he landed on rocks 
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drat, that is hardcore edit: change thread title to "Ladies' Chatting Thread: welcome to the butt and bitch farm, Dogmeat."
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Fruity Gordo posted:also when i was 4 i broke both my brothers arms by lunging at him and pulling him off a rope swing bc he stole my turn. he landed on rocks were you grounded for life
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Fruity Gordo posted:also when i was 4 i broke both my brothers arms by lunging at him and pulling him off a rope swing bc he stole my turn. he landed on rocks I tired to kill my sister by pushing her down an escalator when she was in a shopping cart. Didn't work.
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