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cormorant
Nov 3, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Wild EEPROM posted:

Sometimes I think I am the only person who thinks that the best way to prevent people from working on their own car engines would be to put all of the good stuff in plain view with as many tubes, pipes, wires, and warning signs everywhere.

They could even be fake.

You just described smog control in the 1980s.

Funny thing about all those Exhaust Gas Recirculation Valves and Evaporative Emission control systems and positive crankcase ventilation systems - in addition to the fact that NOBODY understood what the hell they did or how they worked, including the lawyers who lobbied for the mandate of their installation - by adding complicated systems to the motors, they made the motors run LESS efficiently, thereby burning more fuel and creating more emissions. It's crazy what happens when the car companies being regulated own the senators who make the laws.

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Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

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Toilet Rascal

Throatwarbler posted:

I don't understand what the video is trying to say. Is Renault touting the location of the washer reservoir as a feature? I saw no indication that this was the case. So the hood doesn't have hinges and just lids off like a tupperware lid. Seems a bit too much just to save money but this is a small cheap car. What is happening

It's not Renault's video, it's a Czech automotive journalist in the video. He seems to be genuinely excited about it though.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
Wow, it got a little misinformed in here. EGR valves can actually work really well at helping fuel economy, emissions (burn all that unburned fuel, dawg), and power. It just has to be done right. Just because nobody did it right and instead just hamfisted the poo poo on their existing engine designs in the 70's doesn't make it a bad thing.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

cormorant posted:

You just described smog control in the 1980s.

Funny thing about all those Exhaust Gas Recirculation Valves and Evaporative Emission control systems and positive crankcase ventilation systems - in addition to the fact that NOBODY understood what the hell they did or how they worked, including the lawyers who lobbied for the mandate of their installation - by adding complicated systems to the motors, they made the motors run LESS efficiently, thereby burning more fuel and creating more emissions. It's crazy what happens when the car companies being regulated own the senators who make the laws.

Is that why cars are actually going up in power and mileage?

Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

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Toilet Rascal
[citation needed]

Nidhg00670000
Mar 26, 2010

We're in the pipe, five by five.
Grimey Drawer

Geirskogul posted:

Wow, it got a little misinformed in here. EGR valves can actually work really well at helping fuel economy, emissions (burn all that unburned fuel, dawg), and power. It just has to be done right. Just because nobody did it right and instead just hamfisted the poo poo on their existing engine designs in the 70's doesn't make it a bad thing.

At least on diesels, EGR systems definitely lowers the combustion temperature (to lower NOx emissions), and a lower combustion temperature always means a lower mean effective pressure (all other things being equal), which translates into lower compression, and compression ratio is inversely proportional to BSFC.


veedubfreak posted:

Is that why cars are actually going up in power and mileage?

Well, it's not like EGR systems are making a big difference, but without them some cars would have even better mileage.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.


"That went well, I thought."

CharlesM posted:

[citation needed]
Here ya go:



It gets better:
http://www.jotaylor.uk.com/gambler_panel.html
http://www.jotaylor.uk.com/vodka_panel.html
http://www.jotaylor.uk.com/dark_angel_panel.html
http://www.jotaylor.uk.com/snakes_panel.html

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde

InitialDave posted:



"That went well, I thought."

Maybe I'm a bad person but watching the passenger dummy get put into orbit makes me chuckle every time.

djdanno13
Apr 20, 2004

Killing Nazi Zombies since June 14 1775

CharlesM posted:

It's not Renault's video, it's a Czech automotive journalist in the video. He seems to be genuinely excited about it though.

I just keep thinking that he's being very sarcastic and it just doesn't translate as well.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Nidhg00670000 posted:


Well, it's not like EGR systems are making a big difference, but without them some cars would have even better mileage.

I meant more how the last 10 years or so have gone, what with the car companies owning Congress members.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



dissss posted:

I'm immediately reminded of my late uncle's XJ12



Please tell me that those are not repurposed plastic flower pots. Only Devo could get away with that.

cormorant posted:

You just described smog control in the 1980s.

Funny thing about all those Exhaust Gas Recirculation Valves and Evaporative Emission control systems and positive crankcase ventilation systems

Well, the PCVs work fine; however, in the 70's when I started working on cars, the first thing I would remove from under the hood was the air pump system. Never noticed a difference, except extra elbow room & one less belt to worry about.

Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

PainterofCrap posted:

Please tell me that those are not repurposed plastic flower pots. Only Devo could get away with that.

Of course not. They are brand new plastic flower pots.

Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

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Toilet Rascal

djdanno13 posted:

I just keep thinking that he's being very sarcastic and it just doesn't translate as well.

I thought so too but my Czech is limited to hello, goodbye and I like ice cream so I asked someone else and apparently he is sincerely excited. :confused:

cormorant
Nov 3, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

veedubfreak posted:

Is that why cars are actually going up in power and mileage?

I did specify the 1980s.

Geirskogul posted:

Wow, it got a little misinformed in here. EGR valves can actually work really well at helping fuel economy, emissions (burn all that unburned fuel, dawg), and power. It just has to be done right. Just because nobody did it right and instead just hamfisted the poo poo on their existing engine designs in the 70's doesn't make it a bad thing.

I guess my post was misinformed/misinformative, but growing up with a dependence on lovely cars from the 80s has left me a bit biased.

cormorant
Nov 3, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

PainterofCrap posted:

Well, the PCVs work fine; however, in the 70's when I started working on cars, the first thing I would remove from under the hood was the air pump system. Never noticed a difference, except extra elbow room & one less belt to worry about.

A-fuckin-men.

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.
Most of those emissions systems reduced NOx/CO/SOx, or were supposed to, but of course increased CO2 and water vapor emissions because... those are what you get when you cleanly burn hydrocarbons. Yes, they made vehicles less efficient until people found better ways to get around it.

Not all emissions are created equal, nitrogen and sulfur oxides are smog causing while CO2 and water vapor really don't do much unless you are talking about global warming. Carbon monoxide is just evil poo poo all around.

shy boy from chess club
Jun 11, 2008

It wasnt that bad, after you left I got to help put out the fire!

PCVs are the best. I actually went out of the way to install one on my C10 (1957 engine) to reduce oil fumes coming into the cab.

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

As an E46 BMW owner, PCVs are the worst. Nothing like living in fear of your oil separator freezing shut/open and blowing up every gasket in your engine/hydrolocking your engine with oil.

And no, the cold climate version doesn't magically fix the problem either.

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.
That sounds like BMW owners should be hating oil separators, not PCVs.

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde

MrChips posted:

As an E46 BMW owner, PCVs are the worst. Nothing like living in fear of your oil separator freezing shut/open and blowing up every gasket in your engine/hydrolocking your engine with oil.

And no, the cold climate version doesn't magically fix the problem either.

Why are PCVs so bloody complicated these days? Fixing the PCV on my 855 is like $100, 5 pieces and a few hours. The PCV on the Celica is a single goddamn rubber hose, one end plugs into the valve-cover and the other end hooks up just behind the throttle-plate. It never needs to be hosed with unless the hose rots away from being almost 30 years old. Don't want oil in you're intake? Toss in a small catch-can, empty every oil-change. I'm going to guess emissions are to blame.

Terrible Robot fucked around with this message at 00:30 on Mar 21, 2014

EightBit
Jan 7, 2006
I spent money on this line of text just to make the "Stupid Newbie" go away.
Some are simply hoses running from crank case to intake, others have check valves etc.

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

kastein posted:

That sounds like BMW owners should be hating oil separators, not PCVs.

No the rest of the system is crap; all the hose connections are made of lovely brittle plastic (that I've seen break on installation, never mind five or ten years down the road), and the system is designed in such a way that condensation collects inside (specifically in the oil separator) in very cold weather, freezing and either cracking the separator, or freezing the internal check valve shut (bad) or open (REALLY bad). The "cold weather CCV" version merely consists of insulated hoses; it doesn't actually solve the condensation problem.

Not Wolverine
Jul 1, 2007

dissss posted:

I'm immediately reminded of my late uncle's XJ12



Dryer vent hose spotted. It's like every time you look at it some new half assed repair reveals itself.

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

CharlesM posted:

[citation needed]

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde
Well, it's in the right thread.

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

Check out my 'Vette, bro


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9pQQCaw31c

Dunno if it's horrible or just amazing

edit: Awful app :effort:

Goober Peas fucked around with this message at 04:08 on Mar 21, 2014

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

You had a slash in the video code that shouldn't have been there. Fixed it for you.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Goober Peas posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9pQQCaw31c

Dunno if it's horrible or just amazing

edit: Awful app :effort:

Holy poo poo that's hysterical to me for some reason.

It's like... it's strafing in an FPS game, or something. That's so weird.

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)


What the gently caress did they do to that poor thing (that GM didn't do at the factory)? :gonk:

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

Check out my 'Vette, bro


some texas redneck posted:

What the gently caress did they do to that poor thing (that GM didn't do at the factory)? :gonk:

Evidently it was involved in a "minor" accident, driver refused tow. The dinger you hear in the background is from the CHiP car escorting it off the freeway.

buttcrackmenace
Nov 14, 2007

see its right there in the manual where it says
Grimey Drawer

Goober Peas posted:

Evidently it was involved in a "minor" accident, driver refused tow.

"refused tow" == driver has 30 kilos of something in the trunk which he'd prefer than no one with a badge knew about

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

buttcrackmenace posted:

"refused tow" == driver has 30 kilos of something in the trunk which he'd prefer than no one with a badge knew about

Cops were probably in on it if they let the owner actually drive that thing anywhere.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

dissss posted:

I'm immediately reminded of my late uncle's XJ12



Just looking at this, there's something inherently wrong about what you're seeing. It's like the first time you ever see a Rat King

:nms:http://i.imgur.com/yeBZyWb.jpg:nms:

Un chien andalou
Oct 22, 2008

The pipe is leaking

Gorilla Salad posted:

Just looking at this, there's something inherently wrong about what you're seeing. It's like the first time you ever see a Rat King

:nms:http://i.imgur.com/yeBZyWb.jpg:nms:

Wow I learned something super creepy today

wilfredmerriweathr
Jul 11, 2005
Ehh at least those are just rat tails and not vacuum lines!

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Un chien andalou posted:

Wow I learned something super creepy today

They can happen with all sorts of rodents!

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito
College Slice
I signed up for Optimaforums when I got mine in 2012 for some general info. I still get an email once a month featuring their "ride of the month". I just got this:

Das Volk
Nov 19, 2002

by Cyrano4747
There really is a forum for every make and model, isn't there? And of course people in those forums that rice the poo poo out of their cars.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Das Volk posted:

There really is a forum for every make and model, isn't there? And of course people in those forums that rice the poo poo out of their cars.

The Ford Escort forum is surprisingly tame.

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Baller Witness Bro
Nov 16, 2006

Hey FedEx, how dare you deliver something before your "delivered by" time.

davebo posted:

I signed up for Optimaforums when I got mine in 2012 for some general info. I still get an email once a month featuring their "ride of the month". I just got this:


With normal wheels and a non-painted hood that would look pretty good IMO. Hell even with normal wheels it'd look pretty good. Still an Optima but whatever floats your boat.

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