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HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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Al Borland posted:

Oh god you ladies may have pains and cramps, but I'm going through one of the gents many magical pains too. My right testicle felt like it was being crushed slowly and painfully for the last 30 minutes. It has passed now but one of the many magical wonders of male testicles. Random pain for no reason, no lumps, no twisted tubes, just pain in my right nut that made me sweat and almost puke. I had to lay down and just give it space for a bit.
That happens? That's normal?


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Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

InvisibleMonkey posted:

Good, because I was always more a He-Man action-figure kind of girl anyway

Let me help you:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32FB-gYr49Y

and then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wu97XDIbyAE

Enjoy. I always do.

WEEDLORDBONERHEGEL posted:

That happens? That's normal?

Random testicle pain is a mystery it happens. Had it for years and years. Doctors think its micro kidney stones for the most part.

Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn

InvisibleMonkey posted:

Good, because I was always more a He-Man action-figure kind of girl anyway

She-Ra had a horse, thus She-Ra is objectively better

This is fact you cannot debate me on this

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

Look on my Posts, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away

Meis posted:

No, TITTY WARLORDS :mad:

Hush you, go look for some pretty goth boys/girls to chase before you're too old to do it without looking like a weirdo.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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Meis posted:

good thing that nut pain doesn't happen literally every month!
you're trans, right? You dodged a goddamn bullet.


Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
Like king soloman I make both sides happy

MotherFuckingT-REX
Feb 8, 2011

I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT
I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT

Thora posted:

I'm single because I work nights and odd patterns of days and if anyone has any suggestions on how to manage this with a lurve life I would loooooove to hear them. I fall asleep cuddling my sizable shift differential but that only goes so far.

gotta date someone who works with similar hosed up schedules and recognize most of your freetime is spent sleeping recovering or preparing for shifts so maybe sleep together but that takes like time getting there so??

shits tough

Meis
Sep 2, 2011

Pig Benis Disciple posted:

Like king soloman I make both sides happy

I love you :3:

WEEDLORDBONERHEGEL posted:

you're trans, right? You dodged a goddamn bullet.

I'm slightly weirded out that you know that.

Meis fucked around with this message at 15:22 on Mar 25, 2014

Titty Warlord
Apr 28, 2013
lol

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

Look on my Posts, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away
bahahaha noice title

Meis
Sep 2, 2011

edit: nvm

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
hahahaha

InvisibleMonkey
Jun 4, 2004


Hey, girl.

Al Borland posted:

Let me help you:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32FB-gYr49Y

and then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wu97XDIbyAE

Enjoy. I always do.


Random testicle pain is a mystery it happens. Had it for years and years. Doctors think its micro kidney stones for the most part.

haha

Women's Rights? posted:

She-Ra had a horse, thus She-Ra is objectively better

This is fact you cannot debate me on this

I was more into the Turtles & X-Men cartoons, but my friend (a boy) had all the action-figures and I liked the green battle-tiger the best because it is a GREEN BATTLE TIGER.
I was also into horses, but I preferred the scary one from the D&D cartoon, I bet She Ra's horse isn't half as bad-rear end.

Nessa
Dec 15, 2008

Women's Rights? posted:

She-Ra had a horse, thus She-Ra is objectively better

This is fact you cannot debate me on this

I never really watched the show, but I had a She-Ra and a Cat-Ra action figure when I was little. I liked the Cat-Ra one more, though they were both lacking all their accessories. I was sad when Cat-Ra's red gem fell out of her breast plate.

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

Meis posted:

I love you :3:


I'm slightly weirded out that you know that. I won't argue with you though!

*references poster excel sheet*

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Al Borland posted:

Let me help you:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32FB-gYr49Y

and then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wu97XDIbyAE

Enjoy. I always do.


Random testicle pain is a mystery it happens. Had it for years and years. Doctors think its micro kidney stones for the most part.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLh62htgbW8

vaguely
Apr 29, 2013

hot_squirting_honey.gif

new title is the tits

Al Borland posted:

Sometimes it happens like every few days. I get micro kidney stones a lot. let me tell you about that fun experience.
drink more water
more more more more water

Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn

InvisibleMonkey posted:

I was more into the Turtles & X-Men cartoons, but my friend (a boy) had all the action-figures and I liked the green battle-tiger the best because it is a GREEN BATTLE TIGER.
I was also into horses, but I preferred the scary one from the D&D cartoon, I bet She Ra's horse isn't half as bad-rear end.

I had all of the x-men toys. ALL OF THEM.

And She-Ra's horse can gently caress up the MOON. Can your stupid D&D horse gently caress up the moon? I don't think so :colbert: Check and mate

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Meis posted:

I'm slightly weirded out that you know that.
you mentioned it once, a while ago


HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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i mean, there's no way i'm stalking you


definitely no way that i'm in your closet right now, texting menacingly


InvisibleMonkey
Jun 4, 2004


Hey, girl.

Women's Rights? posted:

I had all of the x-men toys. ALL OF THEM.

And She-Ra's horse can gently caress up the MOON. Can your stupid D&D horse gently caress up the moon? I don't think so :colbert: Check and mate

Idk, man, I just googled the D&D horse and the internet has this to say about it:

quote:

The nightmare is Venger's mount. It is a demonic, black horse capable of flight. In The Time Lost episode, when Starfire One-Niner pilot is being chased by a nightmare-mounted Venger, he claims that the pursuing creature is capable of Mach one speeds.

Sounds p. bad-rear end to me. Mach one speeds.

vaguely
Apr 29, 2013

hot_squirting_honey.gif

that's cool Hegel, Meis hangs out in your house all the time

Meis
Sep 2, 2011

WEEDLORDBONERHEGEL posted:

you mentioned it once, a while ago

You have a good memory! I didn't know I was that memorable a poster.

Also I never watched He-Man or whatever as a kid, I didn't even know it existed until I was an adult. Maybe it was never on english TV?

Meis
Sep 2, 2011

vaguely posted:

that's cool Hegel, Meis hangs out in your house all the time

aw nuts, now my REAL secret is out!!

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

vaguely posted:

that's cool Hegel, Meis hangs out in your house all the time

a british oh nooooooo


InvisibleMonkey
Jun 4, 2004


Hey, girl.
Dutch TV did this thing where they pulled a couple of seasons of an American cartoon out of a bargain-bin somewhere and then just ran them over and over again. Every time they started looping again, I was super pissed & upset

e: I didn't have many toys btw, but I did have a light-up Thundercats sword sooo

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

vaguely posted:

new title is the tits

drink more water
more more more more water

All i drink is water :v:


Nice

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

Look on my Posts, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away
Speaking of hanging out in houses, what happened to the Sims house project?

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Thora posted:

Speaking of hanging out in houses, what happened to the Sims house project?

I barricaded everyone in the house and burned it down.

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

Look on my Posts, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away
I am gonna haunt your rear end.

Meis
Sep 2, 2011

Thora posted:

Speaking of hanging out in houses, what happened to the Sims house project?

Oh I still have my save, I just haven't been playing the sims recently!

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

Look on my Posts, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away
That mysterious ball pain? Ghost Sim me.

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

Look on my Posts, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away
I'm kinda looking for a new game that isn't time consuming. I was thinking of setting up another Steam thing after seeing everyone talking about it. I don't know what happened to my old Steam account, lost password or something.

vaguely
Apr 29, 2013

hot_squirting_honey.gif

are you sure nobody has made a voodoo doll of you Al
have any of your hair or nail trimmings gone missing recently

vaguely fucked around with this message at 17:17 on Apr 4, 2014

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Thora posted:

If someone is over 25 and still have "I belong to subculture x" as their primary identity, they have issues.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Thora posted:

I am gonna haunt your rear end.
I welcome your ghost self

Thora posted:

That mysterious ball pain? Ghost Sim me.
:gonk:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Thora posted:

I'm kinda looking for a new game that isn't time consuming. I was thinking of setting up another Steam thing after seeing everyone talking about it. I don't know what happened to my old Steam account, lost password or something.

if you remember the email it was attached to you can get it back.

Meis
Sep 2, 2011

Thora posted:

I'm kinda looking for a new game that isn't time consuming. I was thinking of setting up another Steam thing after seeing everyone talking about it. I don't know what happened to my old Steam account, lost password or something.

by 'isn't time consuming' do you mean the kind of game that's easy to play for a little while at a time, or a game that isn't very long?

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
I have a copy of Toki Tori if that would interest you at all.

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

Look on my Posts, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away
A little of both. Pick it up, put it down. One thing I am concerned about is I signed up with an account name of ThoraQRealname and if I want to play with people, um. Yeah. Might as well start over from scratch.

^^ I will keep that in mind, thanks :)

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Meis
Sep 2, 2011

I'm looking at the list of top posters for this thread, and Pick has posted 4055 times, almost twice as much as Crow Jane's 2350. They are the top 2 posters. I'm still clawing my way up the leaderboard. Must keep posting! Must break 1000 posts landmark!

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