Ladies Chatting Thread: buncha stank witches in here *waves broom in front of face*

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Schmeichy: Apr 22, 2007; 2spooky4u; Smellrose

Currently eating leftover pasta e fagioli for lunch. Pretty good for a vegetarian dish.

# ? Mar 26, 2014 18:16

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 02:09

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

a bunch of peacocks just wandered past my window

:stare:

# ? Mar 26, 2014 18:17

Crow Jane: Oct 18, 2012; nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

a bunch of peacocks just wandered past my window

You should follow them, this sounds like the beginning of an adventure

# ? Mar 26, 2014 18:19

Kimmalah: Nov 14, 2005; Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

a bunch of peacocks just wandered past my window

There's a huge flock of turkeys that lives in my neighborhood. Everyday they make their "rounds" through my yard, eating bugs or whatever it is turkeys do. :3:

# ? Mar 26, 2014 18:20

boom boom boom: Jun 28, 2012; by Shine

Crow Jane posted:

You should follow them, this sounds like the beginning of an adventure

# ? Mar 26, 2014 18:21

Aves Maria!: Jul 26, 2008; Maybe I'll drown

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

a bunch of peacocks just wandered past my window

ever been to Dallas? there's peacocks just chilling on people's porches and roofs

# ? Mar 26, 2014 18:21

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Crow Jane posted:

You should follow them, this sounds like the beginning of an adventure

See normally I'd be up for that but I'm going to the gym later and it's raining outside.

# ? Mar 26, 2014 18:22

Crow Jane: Oct 18, 2012; nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

See normally I'd be up for that but I'm going to the gym later and it's raining outside.

Where's your spunk, ALL-PRO SEXMAN?

# ? Mar 26, 2014 18:23

InvisibleMonkey: Jun 4, 2004; Hey, girl.

I'm missing out on movie-chat because I suddenly can't connect to the forums except through a proxy. wth

# ? Mar 26, 2014 18:24

Aves Maria!: Jul 26, 2008; Maybe I'll drown

it's a beautiful day here in Boulder, mid-60s and sunny. think I'll take my dog to the park and lay out in the grass

# ? Mar 26, 2014 18:24

Kimmalah: Nov 14, 2005; Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.

boom boom boom posted:

Haha that's basically the plot of Sailor Moon except with a turtle. :v:

And speaking of weird birds, one time an emu got loose and was wandering in my yard. I still have no idea where it came from or where it went.

# ? Mar 26, 2014 18:24

Meis: Sep 2, 2011

InvisibleMonkey posted:

I'm missing out on movie-chat because I suddenly can't connect to the forums except through a proxy. wth

they're on to you! Best to go into hiding before it's too late...

# ? Mar 26, 2014 18:25

Aves Maria!: Jul 26, 2008; Maybe I'll drown

Kimmalah posted:

And speaking of weird birds, one time an emu got loose and was wandering in my yard. I still have no idea where it came from or where it went.

I wish this happened to me, we only get the occasional husky on the loose or cougar

# ? Mar 26, 2014 18:26

Kimmalah: Nov 14, 2005; Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.

Wildlife Analysis posted:

I wish this happened to me, we only get the occasional husky on the loose or cougar

That also happened to be the day my indoor cat got brave and decided to run out the front door. It was cold, rainy and a giant nightmare bird was in the yard.

He's never tried to get out again.

# ? Mar 26, 2014 18:27

vaguely: Apr 29, 2013; hot_squirting_honey.gif

Crow Jane posted:

You should follow them, this sounds like the beginning of an adventure

or at the very least the beginning of lunch
(eat one)

# ? Mar 26, 2014 18:27

boom boom boom: Jun 28, 2012; by Shine

goddamnit why are you losers not befriending the magical creatures who wander through your life

# ? Mar 26, 2014 18:28

Crow Jane: Oct 18, 2012; nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

boom boom boom posted:

goddamnit why are you losers not befriending the magical creatures who wander through your life

I was thinking the same thing. The only wildlife around here are rats, and they're not very friendly

I want a peacock or cougar buddy, we'd solve crimes. Somehow

# ? Mar 26, 2014 18:29

Aves Maria!: Jul 26, 2008; Maybe I'll drown

boom boom boom posted:

goddamnit why are you losers not befriending the magical creatures who wander through your life

I don't think cougars are my spirit animal

maybe one day when a bear wanders into town I'll follow it on adventures

# ? Mar 26, 2014 18:30

Kimmalah: Nov 14, 2005; Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.

boom boom boom posted:

goddamnit why are you losers not befriending the magical creatures who wander through your life

I didn't want to be disemboweled by a magical creature kick.

And the turkeys don't seem that friendly. They look like grumpy old dinosaurs up close.

# ? Mar 26, 2014 18:34

boom boom boom: Jun 28, 2012; by Shine

The ones who seem grumpiest at first always end up being your best friends!

# ? Mar 26, 2014 18:36

Crow Jane: Oct 18, 2012; nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

boom boom boom posted:

The ones who seem grumpiest at first always end up being your best friends!

When I take out the recycling tonight I'm going to try to befriend some rats

# ? Mar 26, 2014 18:37

Al Borland: Oct 29, 2006; by XyloJW

Crow Jane posted:

When I take out the recycling tonight I'm going to try to befriend some rats

That sounds bad =/

# ? Mar 26, 2014 18:39

Schmeichy: Apr 22, 2007; 2spooky4u; Smellrose

Al Borland posted:

That sounds bad =/

Better than a raccoon. Those little guys can be nasty.

# ? Mar 26, 2014 18:56

teenytinymouse: Aug 3, 2005; I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

I was on another undergrad field trip today and I saw

Also I fell down the stairs of the bus in front of all the third year undergrads and some of them laughed and I got mud on my favourite hoody :saddowns:

It was a nice day though, the scenery was nice.

# ? Mar 26, 2014 19:12

Kimmalah: Nov 14, 2005; Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.

Shannonmcn posted:

I was on another undergrad field trip today and I saw

1. Some pretty ponies
2. Lots of baby lambs
3. Some Oystercatchers which are adorable
4. 2 herons which my friend thought were "eagles"
5. Bunny rabbits
6. Lots of lovely dogs
7. My neighbors ex-husband who she kicked out of the house after her own affair about 10 years ago. He then went to Thailand and got himself a Thai bride. He was the busdriver. I pretended I did not remember him but he commented on how "considerate" is wife was and I was squicked out

Also I fell down the stairs of the bus in front of all the third year undergrads and some of them laughed and I got mud on my favourite hoody It was a nice day though, the scenery was nice.

The last time I went on an undergrad field trip,all I saw was a macaque masturbating and some other kind of monkeys screwing in front of a bunch of small children.

Goddamn primatology class.

# ? Mar 26, 2014 19:16

Portals: Apr 18, 2012

good morning

Pick posted:

greylin is seriously the softest cat, like a grey cloud of silk

she is also dumb as poo poo and annoying

sounds like my kind of cat

vaguely posted:

bee-spot

hey avshalom if you see this, gif a bee exploding from too many poops

yes please

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I'd read it

Pick posted:

hl-13 lives on, as a brain, in this spider brain container:

awesome

boom boom boom posted:

goddamnit why are you losers not befriending the magical creatures who wander through your life

there's a cat that has horrible loud yowling sex pretty much every night right outside my apartment but I don't think that counts as magical

# ? Mar 26, 2014 19:19

SwimmingSpider: Jan 3, 2008; Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
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Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.

Portals posted:

there's a cat that has horrible loud yowling sex pretty much every night right outside my apartment but I don't think that counts as magical

Ugh there were a pair of cats who did that outside my room for at least a year. It was pretty terrible.

# ? Mar 26, 2014 19:47

pixelbaron: Mar 18, 2009; ~ Notice me, Shempai! ~

hose those cats down

# ? Mar 26, 2014 19:49

Tempus Fugit: Jan 31, 2008

Crow Jane posted:

Where's your spunk, ALL-PRO SEXMAN?

In his right hand?

btw, I'm out for 4 days and I come back to four thousand missed posts and a name change. Don't you people have jobs??

# ? Mar 26, 2014 20:02

Al Borland: Oct 29, 2006; by XyloJW

Portals posted:

there's a cat that has horrible loud yowling sex pretty much every night right outside my apartment but I don't think that counts as magical

That sounds pretty magical.

# ? Mar 26, 2014 20:04

Spanish Manlove: Aug 31, 2008; HAILGAYSATAN

Tempus Fugit posted:

In his right hand?

btw, I'm out for 4 days and I come back to four thousand missed posts and a name change. Don't you people have jobs??

why do you think I post so much?>

# ? Mar 26, 2014 20:05

Kimmalah: Nov 14, 2005; Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.

Tempus Fugit posted:

In his right hand?

btw, I'm out for 4 days and I come back to four thousand missed posts and a name change. Don't you people have jobs??

Well obviously NOT.

# ? Mar 26, 2014 20:07

vaguely: Apr 29, 2013; hot_squirting_honey.gif

Shannonmcn posted:

3. Some Oystercatchers which are adorable
4. 2 herons which my friend thought were "eagles"

oystercatchers are pretty great :3:

at the heron thing, how can anyone mistake a heron for an eagle? have they never seen a bird before?

# ? Mar 26, 2014 20:09

Portals: Apr 18, 2012

Tempus Fugit posted:

In his right hand?

btw, I'm out for 4 days and I come back to four thousand missed posts and a name change. Don't you people have jobs??

# ? Mar 26, 2014 20:11

Shithouse Dave: Aug 5, 2007; each post manufactured to the highest specifications

Welp, new avatar spotted.

Morning ladies and lady friends, I'm wearing my new gym tank top (from Walmart shut uppp shopping is so bad here), and the racer back frames my shoulder tattoo just nicely. After coffee and a carb ima go put some muscles under it at the iron pumping factory. Also, that daffodil bud is now a full on daffodil.

# ? Mar 26, 2014 20:12

Al Borland: Oct 29, 2006; by XyloJW

Portals posted:

no

# ? Mar 26, 2014 20:13

unlimited shrimp: Aug 30, 2008

Portals posted:

there's a cat that has horrible loud yowling sex pretty much every night right outside my apartment but I don't think that counts as magical

you're so bitter its palpable just buy a hitachi wand ffs

# ? Mar 26, 2014 20:14

teenytinymouse: Aug 3, 2005; I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

vaguely posted:

oystercatchers are pretty great
at the heron thing, how can anyone mistake a heron for an eagle? have they never seen a bird before?

Apparently she has not. There were plenty of lols from students she has to teach and who now think she's a blind idiot.

Also for anyone who was here the other day I also told her to categorically loving stop trying to show me her tit bruises and she seemed to get the hint, yaaaaay.

Tempus Fugit posted:

In his right hand?

btw, I'm out for 4 days and I come back to four thousand missed posts and a name change. Don't you people have jobs??

I have a job I'm just pretty bad at actually doing it. I have a presentation on Monday I'm dreading and I just spent an hour making my graphs look pretty instead of writing what I'm actually going to say.

# ? Mar 26, 2014 20:16

Tempus Fugit: Jan 31, 2008

Kimmalah posted:

Well obviously NOT.

It was meant somewhat rhetorically, but w/e.

losers

# ? Mar 26, 2014 20:17

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 02:09

Crow Jane: Oct 18, 2012; nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

I'm usually only on here evenings and weekends, I just don't have much to do at work today so I'm shitposting the afternoon away

# ? Mar 26, 2014 20:18

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