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TMMadman posted:Sure, CharlieFoxtrot, I can loan you all the money you need. However, since you have no collateral, I'm going to have to break your legs in advance. Look at all that pink and purple!
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TMMadman posted:Sure, CharlieFoxtrot, I can loan you all the money you need. However, since you have no collateral, I'm going to have to break your legs in advance. Look, I don't need this. I inhaled my favorite whistle this morning.
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Mar 25, 2014 22:24
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HellOnEarth posted:Look at all that pink and purple! See this smudge that looks like my fingerprint? Whiplash!
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IMJack posted:She's got the "munchies" for a California cheeseburger! IMJack, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment. ...
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IMJack posted:See this smudge that looks like my fingerprint? Whiplash! Fingerprints are just like snowflakes. They'e both very pretty.
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Mar 25, 2014 22:39
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Mister Kingdom posted:IMJack, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment. ... I don't know what you have planned for tonight, but count me out.
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Mister Kingdom posted:IMJack, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment. ... Keep the lettuce separate until 11:30, that way the lettuce stays moist and the bread stays dry! I wish there was some easy way to put the Huh!?! noises into writing that accurately conveys their inflection and intent.
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Tokelau All Star posted:I wish there was some easy way to put the Huh!?! noises into writing that accurately conveys their inflection and intent.
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Hogburto posted:You did the right thing by telling me. Son, there's only one thing punks like that understand: squealing. You've got to squeal to every teacher and every grown-up you can find! Coming to me was a good start.
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Mar 26, 2014 00:56
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:Son, there's only one thing punks like that understand: squealing. You've got to squeal to every teacher and every grown-up you can find! Coming to me was a good start. But if I squeal on them, they'll beat me up!
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IMJack posted:She's got the "munchies" for a California cheeseburger! Oh, relax kids. I've got a gut feeling Uter's around here somewhere. After all, isn't there a little Uter in all of us? In fact, you might say we just ate Uter and he's in our stomachs right now!
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jscolon2.0 posted:Oh, relax kids. I've got a gut feeling Uter's around here somewhere. After all, isn't there a little Uter in all of us? In fact, you might say we just ate Uter and he's in our stomachs right now! jscolon2.0, are you saying that you killed Jimbo, processed his carcass, and served him for lunch?
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jscolon2.0 posted:Oh, relax kids. I've got a gut feeling Uter's around here somewhere. After all, isn't there a little Uter in all of us? In fact, you might say we just ate Uter and he's in our stomachs right now! Jerusalem posted:jscolon2.0, are you saying that you killed Jimbo, processed his carcass, and served him for lunch? God bless the man who invented permission slips!
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Mar 26, 2014 02:17
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IMJack posted:God bless the man who invented permission slips! Curse Pierre Jules Cesar Janssen!
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Jerusalem posted:jscolon2.0, are you saying that you killed Jimbo, processed his carcass, and served him for lunch? Did you tell the mafia they could eliminate my competitors with savage beatings and attempted murder?
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Mar 26, 2014 03:06
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jscolon2.0 posted:Did you tell the mafia they could eliminate my competitors with savage beatings and attempted murder? Can you swing a sack of doorknobs?
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jscolon2.0 posted:Did you tell the mafia they could eliminate my competitors with savage beatings and attempted murder? jscolon2.0, I could stand here and argue with you, but then I'd need to get a new glass of milk.
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TMMadman posted:jscolon2.0, I could stand here and argue with you, but then I'd need to get a new glass of milk. Mmm. 64 slices of American cheese...
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jscolon2.0 posted:Did you tell the mafia they could eliminate my competitors with savage beatings and attempted murder? I don't know, jscolon2.0, I can't be expected to keep track of all my wheelings and dealings.
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HellOnEarth posted:Er, ah, that could be any mayor! Hey! I am no longer illiterate.
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MondayHotDog posted:Hey! I am no longer illiterate. If it weren't for Mayor Quimby/Our town would be a stink
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Justin Godscock posted:If it weren't for Mayor Quimby/Our town would be a stink I'll admit I used the city treasury to fund the murder of my enemies, but as Gabbo would say, I'm a bad wittle boy.
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Justin Godscock posted:If it weren't for Mayor Quimby/Our town would be a stink We wouldn't have our tire yard/Or a mid-sized roller rink
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Jerusalem posted:jscolon2.0, are you saying that you killed Jimbo, processed his carcass, and served him for lunch? Just remember, one of our posters is a cannibal. Guess which one! I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.
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Mar 26, 2014 05:26
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IMJack posted:We wouldn't have our tire yard/Or a mid-sized roller rink We wouldn't have our gallows/Or our shiny Bigfoot trap
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HellOnEarth posted:We wouldn't have our gallows/Or our shiny Bigfoot trap It's not the mayor's fault that the stadium collapsed.
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PT6A posted:It's not the mayor's fault that the stadium collapsed. Maybe it just collapsed on its own. 
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HellOnEarth posted:We wouldn't have our gallows/Or our shiny Bigfoot trap And that was the only folly the people of Springfield ever embarked upon. Except for the popsicle stick skyscraper. And the 50-foot magnifying glass. And that escalator to nowhere.
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Maybe it just collapsed on its own. My God, the whole thing's made of breadsticks!
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Captain Foxy posted:I'll admit I used the city treasury to fund the murder of my enemies, but as Gabbo would say, I'm a bad wittle boy. Ehhr uhmmm, if I might, I would like to answer that question with yet another glib remark! 
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PT6A posted:It's not the mayor's fault that the stadium collapsed. Quimby: If you were running for mayor, he would vote for you! Paid for by the Mayor Quimby for Mayor Mayoral Committee.
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IMJack posted:Quimby: If you were running for mayor, he would vote for you! IMJack, after this quote, get your indicted rear end out to the convention center.
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TMMadman posted:IMJack, after this quote, get your indicted rear end out to the convention center. Gentlegoons, we need to get TMMadman out, and get Jeruselum back in! ...But this glorified crossing guard of a Moderator won’t get off his big fat can!
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Maybe it just collapsed on its own. It started to fall over, then it fell over.
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Uh, no, look at my license: Muhammad Jaffar.TMMadman posted:IMJack, after this quote, get your indicted rear end out to the convention center. I cut the ribbon at that convention center. 
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Maybe it just collapsed on its own. Man has always loved his buildings... but what happens when the buildings say "no more"?
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Man has always loved his buildings... but what happens when the buildings say "no more"? and now... "When Surgery Goes Wrong!"
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IMJack posted:Uh, no, look at my license: Muhammad Jaffar. Er, I, uh, also would like to express my affection for, uh, that particular convention center.
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Spiffster posted:and now... "When Surgery Goes Wrong!" Women won't like being shot in the face.
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Writer Cath posted:Women won't like being shot in the face. Women will like what I tell them to like! < >
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