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Thora
Aug 21, 2006

Look on my Posts, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away

Avshalom posted:

peastersach

I do not recognize this word and google is not helping. What does this mean?

clamshells clappin'
mussels flexin'
belugas fuckin'

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Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Jetsetlemming posted:

50% of the daily recommended saturated fat value in a single goddamned cookie. It's like Wawa is intentionally trying to murder their customers.

congratulations on living in america, may I suggest moving to a coastal city?

vaguely
Apr 29, 2013

hot_squirting_honey.gif

Jetsetlemming posted:

50% of the daily recommended saturated fat value in a single goddamned cookie. It's like Wawa is intentionally trying to murder their customers.
sounds like a pretty delicious cookie

Avshalom posted:

yeah you're right actually

i'm editing out my posts. can anybody who quoted me please edit it too? tia
done :)

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax

Thora posted:

I do not recognize this word and google is not helping. What does this mean?

clamshells clappin'
mussels flexing'
belugas fuckin'
pesach + easter!

my family are confused and we also really like chocolate, any excuse will do

Bread Set Jettison
Jan 8, 2009

Jetsetlemming posted:

50% of the daily recommended saturated fat value in a single goddamned cookie. It's like Wawa is intentionally trying to murder their customers.

Welcome to cheap american food!

teenytinymouse
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

Jetsetlemming posted:

50% of the daily recommended saturated fat value in a single goddamned cookie. It's like Wawa is intentionally trying to murder their customers.

Have you not made cookies? all sugar and butter but so worth it.

Suzuki Method
Mar 12, 2012

Fabulist posted:


Same. Although sometimes just to practice a thing, not always because I feel like doo doo. I've done this forever. I think it weirds out the pizza delivery people who occasionally come by at like midnight on weekdays.

same I really hope the pizza guy doesn't think I'm trying to seduce him

Jetsetlemming
Dec 31, 2007

i'Am also a buetifule redd panda

Pig Benis Disciple posted:

congratulations on living in america, may I suggest moving to a coastal city?
I live in a kinda sorta coastal city, Philadelphia. It's not directly on the ocean, but it's ocean-adjacent, and has the values of a typical coastal culture
If we'd get rid of New Jersey we'd be on the beach. Goddamn New Jersey

Shannonmcn posted:

Have you not made cookies? all sugar and butter but so worth it.
When we make cookies at home I don't see nutrition info. I also probably use better ingredients than mass produced convenient store cookies.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Jetsetlemming posted:

I live in a kinda sorta coastal city, Philadelphia.

Oh man, sorry for your loss.

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

Look on my Posts, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away

Suzuki Method posted:

same I really hope the pizza guy doesn't think I'm trying to seduce him

I once said "Yeah, you could really screw me" to a young attractive guy doing something in my house and as soon as it fell out of my mouth I realized what I said.

Suzuki Method
Mar 12, 2012

I wonder if some guys like pizza guys, plumber guys, cable guys etc go home and watch the pizza man/plumber man/cable man scenario pornos as wish fulfillment like some office guys do about secretary milfs

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

Pig Benis Disciple posted:

Oh man, sorry for your loss.

if lake michigan is the third coast, what coast is detroit on

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

WoodrowSkillson posted:

if lake michigan is the third coast, what coast is detroit on

stygian coast

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow

Suzuki Method posted:

I wonder if some guys like pizza guys, plumber guys, cable guys etc go home and watch the pizza man/plumber man/cable man scenario pornos as wish fulfillment like some office guys do about secretary milfs

I bet there's a whole generation of disappointed plumbers. They went to school for that poo poo.

pixelbaron
Mar 18, 2009

~ Notice me, Shempai! ~

Thora posted:

I once said "Yeah, you could really screw me" to a young attractive guy doing something in my house and as soon as it fell out of my mouth I realized what I said.

and then you totally boned

Schmetterling
Apr 1, 2011

Deleted all the stuff I wrote in case it's too incriminating.

vaguely posted:

Schmetterling how did you get through that whole book in one day, it took me three loving months :psyduck:
I don't get a lot of time to read but still if I read it all in one sitting that would still be a couple of days of solid reading

Chiba City Blues posted:

thats by china mieville right? the only thing ive read from him was 'the city and the city' and i thought it was really interesting

It is by china mieville, I've meant to borrow some of his books for ages since seeing this thread talk about them glowingly.

I read fast. :downs: when I say I spent the whole day on it, I mean it. Like, ten or so hours of just reading. I also spent today giving a running summary of the book to my bf, who admirably withstood my jumbled explanations of the different species and events featured. We spent most of the afternoon/evening in separate rooms, him playing dark souls, me reading in bed and occasionally telling him about something particularly interesting that just happened.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
you look across the water at the canadian elysium, enviously eyeing french canadians and their carefree lifestyle to forget the horrors of your dilapidated existence until spring comes and you kill yourself

Suzuki Method
Mar 12, 2012

pixelbaron posted:

and then you totally boned

it was a mst3k riff fest i tell you. but then it turned out the guy was albert einstein

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*


i have lobbied to get the bridge renamed Charon but matty moroun will have none of it

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

Pig Benis Disciple posted:

you look across the water at the canadian elysium, enviously eyeing french canadians and their carefree lifestyle to forget the horrors of your dilapidated existence until spring comes and you kill yourself

actually windsor sucks and the only reason to go there is if you are american and 19 and can go drink at a strip club

it was cool having 2 21st birthdays

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

WoodrowSkillson posted:

i have lobbied to get the bridge renamed Charon but matty moroun will have none of it

see if you can get cincinatti renamed to tartarus and the pronoun for people from detroit now becomes "cthonic"

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

WoodrowSkillson posted:

actually windsor sucks and the only reason to go there is if you are american and 19 and can go drink at a strip club

it was cool having 2 21st birthdays

lol

Jetsetlemming
Dec 31, 2007

i'Am also a buetifule redd panda

Pig Benis Disciple posted:

Oh man, sorry for your loss.

Philly is cool

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

Look on my Posts, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away

Pig Benis Disciple posted:

you look across the water at the canadian elysium, enviously eyeing french canadians and their carefree lifestyle to forget the horrors of your dilapidated existence until spring comes and you kill yourself

Ontario isn't French, Quebec is.

pixelbaron posted:

and then you totally boned

I'm not that kind of girl! (anymore)

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax

Schmetterling posted:

Deleted all the stuff I wrote in case it's too incriminating.
you're a beautiful butterfling

Schmetterling
Apr 1, 2011

Avshalom posted:

you're a beautiful butterfling

I'm a master at hiding incriminating activity.

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax

Schmetterling posted:

I'm a master at hiding incriminating activity.
i was about to say "same" but then i remembered that i left my sa account logged in on my boss's computer yesterday so she could go on any time and explore my bountiful ant farms

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Thora posted:

Ontario isn't French, Quebec is.


I'm not that kind of girl! (anymore)

For some reason I got it mixed with rochester in my mental map ahahahahha

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

Look on my Posts, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away

Pig Benis Disciple posted:

For some reason I got it mixed with rochester in my mental map ahahahahha

Rochester is in Oakland County, not Wayne County. Silly Floridian.

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
i have wept mightily tonight and now i hunger for the fruits of the vine

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

Thora posted:

Rochester is in Oakland County, not Wayne County. Silly Floridian.

news years 2 years ago my friend walked home from rochester to clawson because he blacked out and lost his wallet and phone and jacket

teenytinymouse
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

Avshalom posted:

i have wept mightily tonight and now i hunger for the fruits of the vine

The fruits of the field (beer) will removes sadfeels in a slower and more sustainable fashion and make for a less bannable drunkposting experience.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Thora posted:

Rochester is in Oakland County, not Wayne County. Silly Floridian.

everything in the rust belt just blurs together for me since it's all the same

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax

Shannonmcn posted:

The fruits of the field (beer) will removes sadfeels in a slower and more sustainable fashion and make for a less bannable drunkposting experience.
i actually meant grapes

like raw grapes, unfermented

drunkposting is against the rules and i would never do it

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Avshalom posted:

i have wept mightily tonight and now i hunger for the fruits of the vine

you shouldn't reward feeling down with alcohol because then when either one one happens (being sad or being drunk) the other will rear it's ugly head

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow
realtalk, I wish Tom Waits was my grandpa. He might not be old enough for that though.

Okay
realtalk, I wish Tom Waits was my uncle.

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

Look on my Posts, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away
Speaking of Florida: 9 more days 6 more work dayssss so exicted get me out of herrrrrre

teenytinymouse
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

Avshalom posted:

i actually meant grapes

like raw grapes, unfermented

drunkposting is against the rules and i would never do it

Oh gosh, so sorry. I apologise for the winestain on your soberposting character. I'm obviously projecting.

Pig Benis Disciple posted:

you shouldn't reward feeling down with alcohol because then when either one one happens (being sad or being drunk) the other will rear it's ugly head

Thanks mum.

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax

Pig Benis Disciple posted:

you shouldn't reward feeling down with alcohol because then when either one one happens (being sad or being drunk) the other will rear it's ugly head
eating delicious green grapes with greek yoghurt irl

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G-Spot Run
Jun 28, 2005
I am going to cripple myself playing Diablo 3 hours on end help


Also my friend who has a teaching job occasionally moans at me about stresses of having a teaching job, which doesn't get a lot of pity because I am desperately unemployed and specifically would like a training or teaching job. I was telling my fiance at dinner how annoying it is when she does that and then the lady at the table next to us started talking about how much she loves her teaching job and this has been the best term ever.

The universe is loving laughing at me :mad: but at least I have diablo to keep me off the streets causing trouble

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