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Trast: Oct 20, 2010; Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

bobkatt013 posted:

Would not be the first time
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Haha, what the gently caress was with the writers back then.

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 18:39

Bloodly: Nov 3, 2008; Not as strong as you'd expect.

Times change. Times are still changing. Maybe in 50 years we'll be laughing over how outmoded our current morality is.

# ? Mar 28, 2014 17:22

bobkatt013: Oct 8, 2006; Youâre telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Bloodly posted:

Times change. Times are still changing. Maybe in 50 years we'll be laughing over how outmoded our current morality is.

Where do you come from? Shelbyville

# ? Mar 28, 2014 17:23

theflyingorc: Jun 28, 2008; ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS; Young Orc

bobkatt013 posted:

Would not be the first time
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Superman has put entirely too much thought into this.

Also, if you are not doing something only because of the laws of an exploded planet, that's not the best reason.

# ? Mar 28, 2014 17:31

Cangelosi: Nov 17, 2004; "It's cute," he said to himself warily, "but it's not normal."

How to handle a vampire. (The Goon #4, Eric Powell)

# ? Mar 28, 2014 17:34

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Cangelosi posted:

How to handle a vampire. (The Goon #4, Eric Powell)

The Goon is the goon that all goons should aspire to be.

# ? Mar 28, 2014 17:37

MikeJF: Dec 20, 2003

theflyingorc posted:

Superman has put entirely too much thought into this.

Also, if you are not doing something only because of the laws of an exploded planet, that's not the best reason.

He then goes on to use his super kryptonian scanners to search the universe for a woman who looks and is like an exact duplicate of Supergirl but not related to him and goes and gets him some of that. I'm not kidding.

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Red: Apr 15, 2003; Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Trast posted:

Haha, what the gently caress was with the writers back then.

Supergirl's expression is that of horror. Repulsed by Superman's cousin-crush.

# ? Mar 28, 2014 18:09

Macdeo Lurjtux: Jul 5, 2011; BRRREADSTOOORRM!

Trast posted:

Haha, what the gently caress was with the writers back then.

Don't forget, within recent memory by that point there was a POTUS married to his second cousin.

# ? Mar 28, 2014 18:13

theflyingorc: Jun 28, 2008; ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS; Young Orc

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

Don't forget, within recent memory by that point there was a POTUS married to his second cousin.

That's...really not that weird. A second cousin is barely related to you.

(in fact, there's very little danger of birth defects and the like from marrying your own cousin, the problem is when you get royal families doing it like crazy, and then - welp, you get Charles II of Spain.)

# ? Mar 28, 2014 18:19

Redeye Flight: Mar 26, 2010; God, I'm so tired. What the hell did I post last night?

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

Don't forget, within recent memory by that point there was a POTUS married to his second cousin.

Not a very widely known fact about that POTUS, either. Certainly it hasn't stopped him from becoming a top three contender for Best President.

Though as TFO said, it's not really dangerous as far as genetics go. A little off, maybe, but at that point the separation is plentiful enough.

theflyingorc posted:

That's...really not that weird. A second cousin is barely related to you.

(in fact, there's very little danger of birth defects and the like from marrying your own cousin, the problem is when you get royal families doing it like crazy, and then - welp, you get Charles II of Spain.)

Charles the Hexed is so great, in a completely horrifying way. His Wikipedia article is one of those that just gets worse and worse as you read more of it.

Redeye Flight fucked around with this message at 18:22 on Mar 28, 2014

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Nipponophile: Apr 8, 2009

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

Don't forget, within recent memory by that point there was a POTUS married to his second cousin.

And a rock star married to his first.

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Waterhaul: Nov 5, 2005; it was a nice post,
you shouldn't have signed it.

Let's just post some more panels before the thread takes a turn into creepy.

# ? Mar 28, 2014 18:33

uPen: Jan 25, 2010; Zu Rodina!

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Hakkesshu: Nov 4, 2009

Going through old X-Men issues, Xavier really is a huge loving jerk. He's totally taking advantage of the fact that everyone's nice to him because he's in a wheelchair :mad:

Uncanny X-Men #129

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Drifter: Oct 22, 2000; Belated Bear Witness; Soiled Meat

uPen posted:

Haha, this is a thing of beauty. The king is just so...

# ? Mar 28, 2014 21:13

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Drifter posted:

Haha, this is a thing of beauty. The king is just so...

Any given strip of Hark! A Vagrant could fit in this thread. :allears:

# ? Mar 28, 2014 21:17

Bucnasti: Aug 14, 2012; I'll Fetch My Sarcasm Robes

In order to derail the cousin talk have a completely random page from NEXTWAVE Agents of Hate.

# ? Mar 28, 2014 21:57

Threep: Apr 1, 2006; It's kind of a long story.

Gavok posted:

Nah, Supergirl, who can't go an entire day without punching Superman into another continent.

Surprised it hasn't been posted yet - Red Lanterns #29:

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goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

That is a really well engineered rudder.

# ? Mar 28, 2014 22:17

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

goatface posted:

That is a really well engineered rudder.

somethingsomething tactile telekinesis

# ? Mar 28, 2014 22:17

ImpAtom: May 24, 2007

Does Superman really have an ominous black Son the back of his cape now?

# ? Mar 28, 2014 22:30

Zamboni Apocalypse: Dec 29, 2009

She hit him so hard the logo shot out his back?

(I know, not reversed, bla bla COMIC BOOK LOGIC/PHYSICS)

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poorlifedecision: Feb 13, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

Maybe it's just me, but the ship looks...backwards? Like the rudder is at the bow end.

# ? Mar 28, 2014 23:18

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

poorlifedecision posted:

Maybe it's just me, but the ship looks...backwards? Like the rudder is at the bow end.

For a second there, I thought you were questioning the construction of the Aeromarine.

# ? Mar 28, 2014 23:24

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Trast posted:

Haha, what the gently caress was with the writers back then.

Horse.

Friendship Is Magic.

Source, the drug-fueled scribblings of golden age D.C.

# ? Mar 29, 2014 00:52

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Say Nothing posted:

Source, the drug-fueled scribblings of golden age D.C.

"I want Superman to bang his cousin."
"No that's inappropriate!"
"Fine, can she make out with a horse?"
"Well I don't see why not...."

Edit: For content, here's something from early in the 4th Edition of Green Lantern, returning Hal Jordan to the costume and immediately leaping straight back into Hal Jordan being... well... Hal Jordan.

Jerusalem fucked around with this message at 02:11 on Mar 29, 2014

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BIG HEADLINE: Jun 13, 2006; "Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

Redeye Flight posted:

Not a very widely known fact about that POTUS, either. Certainly it hasn't stopped him from becoming a top three contender for Best President.

Though as TFO said, it's not really dangerous as far as genetics go. A little off, maybe, but at that point the separation is plentiful enough.

Charles the Hexed is so great, in a completely horrifying way. His Wikipedia article is one of those that just gets worse and worse as you read more of it.

He's like a real-life version of The Messiah from Preacher.

"He officially retired when he had a nervous breakdown caused by the amount of pressure put on him to try to pull Spain out of the economic trouble it was going through. He lived a simple life from then on, playing games and other activities."

We've found the missing link, gentleman. Primus Goonius.

# ? Mar 29, 2014 02:21

BIG HEADLINE: Jun 13, 2006; "Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

Hakkesshu posted:

Going through old X-Men issues, Xavier really is a huge loving jerk. He's totally taking advantage of the fact that everyone's nice to him because he's in a wheelchair

Uncanny X-Men #129

This is a lot funnier if you read Xavier's lines in Patrick Stewart's "Bullock" voice from American Dad.

# ? Mar 29, 2014 02:23

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Hakkesshu posted:

Going through old X-Men issues, Xavier really is a huge loving jerk.

And a huge loving pervert with a wheelchair boner for Jean Grey.
Teenage Jean Grey.

X-Men #3.

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MikeJF: Dec 20, 2003

Threep posted:

Do the owners and/or people on the the ship get a say in this?

Also, wouldn't her fists be a lot stronger than the hull of that thing?

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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

MikeJF posted:

Do the owners and/or people on the the ship get a say in this?

Also, wouldn't her fists be a lot stronger than the hull of that thing?

The answer to both questions is "she's all hopped up on rage juice".

# ? Mar 29, 2014 03:09

MikeJF: Dec 20, 2003

CapnAndy posted:

The answer to both questions is "she's all hopped up on rage juice".

I can only assume that the next issue involved her prosecution as well as the civil suit.

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MorningMoon: Dec 29, 2013; He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Perhaps the captain and the crew decide to simply accept that they helped hit superman really hard.

"As said on the report, sir, we were in the middle of scheduled maintenance when the female kryptonian lifted our ship and changed our course directly across Superman's face until we fell back to the ocean. And if I may, that was kickingrad."

# ? Mar 29, 2014 03:29

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

ArmyOfMidgets posted:

kickingrad

The bossest city in all of Russia

# ? Mar 29, 2014 04:23

Random Stranger: Nov 27, 2009

Hakkesshu posted:

Going through old X-Men issues, Xavier really is a huge loving jerk.

I think you mean

(X-men 168, obviously).

# ? Mar 29, 2014 04:24

Senior Woodchuck: Aug 29, 2006; When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home

Hakkesshu posted:

Going through old X-Men issues, Xavier really is a huge loving jerk. He's totally taking advantage of the fact that everyone's nice to him because he's in a wheelchair

Uncanny X-Men #129

I would just like to point out that these "potentially quite powerful" mutants Cerebro has detected are Kitty Pryde and Dazzler.

# ? Mar 29, 2014 13:21

Perry Normal: Jul 23, 2010; Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.

BIG HEADLINE posted:

"Stay away from that kid in the red hoodie, Barbara. He gives me the creeps."

I cannot believe it took me this long to figure out why he was wearing that.

# ? Mar 29, 2014 14:26

Wheat Loaf: Feb 13, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

Senior Woodchuck posted:

I would just like to point out that these "potentially quite powerful" mutants Cerebro has detected are Kitty Pryde and Dazzler.

And I'm pretty sure the one mentioned in the X-Men #3 panel posted above (who the Professor is worried may present a danger to the team) was somebody pretty naff like Blob or the Vanisher.

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Solaris Knight: Apr 26, 2010; ASK ME ABOUT POWER RANGERS MYSTIC FORCE

It's so weird that one of the first major villains the X-Men had wasn't Sabretooth, Mystique, or the Sentinels, but the Blob of all people. And Metal Loaf is correct on that end :psyduck:

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