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bobkatt013 posted:Would not be the first time Haha, what the gently caress was with the writers back then.
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Times change. Times are still changing. Maybe in 50 years we'll be laughing over how outmoded our current morality is.
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Bloodly posted:Times change. Times are still changing. Maybe in 50 years we'll be laughing over how outmoded our current morality is. Where do you come from? Shelbyville
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bobkatt013 posted:Would not be the first time Superman has put entirely too much thought into this. Also, if you are not doing something only because of the laws of an exploded planet, that's not the best reason.
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How to handle a vampire. (The Goon #4, Eric Powell)
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Cangelosi posted:How to handle a vampire. (The Goon #4, Eric Powell) The Goon is the goon that all goons should aspire to be.
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theflyingorc posted:Superman has put entirely too much thought into this. He then goes on to use his super kryptonian scanners to search the universe for a woman who looks and is like an exact duplicate of Supergirl but not related to him and goes and gets him some of that. I'm not kidding.
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Trast posted:Haha, what the gently caress was with the writers back then. Supergirl's expression is that of horror. Repulsed by Superman's cousin-crush.
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Trast posted:Haha, what the gently caress was with the writers back then. Don't forget, within recent memory by that point there was a POTUS married to his second cousin.
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Macdeo Lurjtux posted:Don't forget, within recent memory by that point there was a POTUS married to his second cousin. That's...really not that weird. A second cousin is barely related to you. (in fact, there's very little danger of birth defects and the like from marrying your own cousin, the problem is when you get royal families doing it like crazy, and then - welp, you get Charles II of Spain.)
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Macdeo Lurjtux posted:Don't forget, within recent memory by that point there was a POTUS married to his second cousin. Not a very widely known fact about that POTUS, either. Certainly it hasn't stopped him from becoming a top three contender for Best President. Though as TFO said, it's not really dangerous as far as genetics go. A little off, maybe, but at that point the separation is plentiful enough. theflyingorc posted:That's...really not that weird. A second cousin is barely related to you. Charles the Hexed is so great, in a completely horrifying way. His Wikipedia article is one of those that just gets worse and worse as you read more of it. Redeye Flight fucked around with this message at 18:22 on Mar 28, 2014 |
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Macdeo Lurjtux posted:Don't forget, within recent memory by that point there was a POTUS married to his second cousin. And a rock star married to his first.
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# ? Mar 28, 2014 18:25 |
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Let's just post some more panels before the thread takes a turn into creepy.
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# ? Mar 28, 2014 18:33 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2014 18:36 |
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Going through old X-Men issues, Xavier really is a huge loving jerk. He's totally taking advantage of the fact that everyone's nice to him because he's in a wheelchair Uncanny X-Men #129
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# ? Mar 28, 2014 20:55 |
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Haha, this is a thing of beauty. The king is just so...
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# ? Mar 28, 2014 21:13 |
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Drifter posted:Haha, this is a thing of beauty. The king is just so... Any given strip of Hark! A Vagrant could fit in this thread.
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# ? Mar 28, 2014 21:17 |
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In order to derail the cousin talk have a completely random page from NEXTWAVE Agents of Hate.
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# ? Mar 28, 2014 21:57 |
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Gavok posted:Nah, Supergirl, who can't go an entire day without punching Superman into another continent.
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# ? Mar 28, 2014 22:11 |
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That is a really well engineered rudder.
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# ? Mar 28, 2014 22:17 |
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goatface posted:That is a really well engineered rudder. somethingsomething tactile telekinesis
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# ? Mar 28, 2014 22:17 |
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Does Superman really have an ominous black Son the back of his cape now?
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# ? Mar 28, 2014 22:30 |
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She hit him so hard the logo shot out his back? (I know, not reversed, bla bla COMIC BOOK LOGIC/PHYSICS)
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# ? Mar 28, 2014 23:06 |
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Maybe it's just me, but the ship looks...backwards? Like the rudder is at the bow end.
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poorlifedecision posted:Maybe it's just me, but the ship looks...backwards? Like the rudder is at the bow end. For a second there, I thought you were questioning the construction of the Aeromarine.
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Trast posted:Haha, what the gently caress was with the writers back then. Friendship Is Magic. Source, the drug-fueled scribblings of golden age D.C.
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Say Nothing posted:Source, the drug-fueled scribblings of golden age D.C. "I want Superman to bang his cousin." "No that's inappropriate!" "Fine, can she make out with a horse?" "Well I don't see why not...." Edit: For content, here's something from early in the 4th Edition of Green Lantern, returning Hal Jordan to the costume and immediately leaping straight back into Hal Jordan being... well... Hal Jordan. Jerusalem fucked around with this message at 02:11 on Mar 29, 2014 |
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Redeye Flight posted:Not a very widely known fact about that POTUS, either. Certainly it hasn't stopped him from becoming a top three contender for Best President. He's like a real-life version of The Messiah from Preacher. "He officially retired when he had a nervous breakdown caused by the amount of pressure put on him to try to pull Spain out of the economic trouble it was going through. He lived a simple life from then on, playing games and other activities." We've found the missing link, gentleman. Primus Goonius.
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Hakkesshu posted:Going through old X-Men issues, Xavier really is a huge loving jerk. He's totally taking advantage of the fact that everyone's nice to him because he's in a wheelchair This is a lot funnier if you read Xavier's lines in Patrick Stewart's "Bullock" voice from American Dad.
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Hakkesshu posted:Going through old X-Men issues, Xavier really is a huge loving jerk. Teenage Jean Grey. X-Men #3.
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# ? Mar 29, 2014 02:49 |
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Do the owners and/or people on the the ship get a say in this? Also, wouldn't her fists be a lot stronger than the hull of that thing?
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MikeJF posted:Do the owners and/or people on the the ship get a say in this?
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CapnAndy posted:The answer to both questions is "she's all hopped up on rage juice". I can only assume that the next issue involved her prosecution as well as the civil suit.
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Perhaps the captain and the crew decide to simply accept that they helped hit superman really hard. "As said on the report, sir, we were in the middle of scheduled maintenance when the female kryptonian lifted our ship and changed our course directly across Superman's face until we fell back to the ocean. And if I may, that was kickingrad."
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ArmyOfMidgets posted:kickingrad The bossest city in all of Russia
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Hakkesshu posted:Going through old X-Men issues, Xavier really is a huge loving jerk. I think you mean (X-men 168, obviously).
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Hakkesshu posted:Going through old X-Men issues, Xavier really is a huge loving jerk. He's totally taking advantage of the fact that everyone's nice to him because he's in a wheelchair I would just like to point out that these "potentially quite powerful" mutants Cerebro has detected are Kitty Pryde and Dazzler.
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BIG HEADLINE posted:"Stay away from that kid in the red hoodie, Barbara. He gives me the creeps." I cannot believe it took me this long to figure out why he was wearing that.
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Senior Woodchuck posted:I would just like to point out that these "potentially quite powerful" mutants Cerebro has detected are Kitty Pryde and Dazzler. And I'm pretty sure the one mentioned in the X-Men #3 panel posted above (who the Professor is worried may present a danger to the team) was somebody pretty naff like Blob or the Vanisher.
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It's so weird that one of the first major villains the X-Men had wasn't Sabretooth, Mystique, or the Sentinels, but the Blob of all people. And Metal Loaf is correct on that end
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