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Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Corn Thongs posted:

it's hard to explain why I do what I do, maybe partly just kind of amazed by what a difference doing my hair and makeup do, maybe partly because it makes me feel cool, maybe partly because I was an ugly duckling and looking good is my metaphorical punch to their faces :cool:

Plus makeup is fun, and so is fashion

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boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

amarantinesky
Aug 29, 2013

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amarantinesky fucked around with this message at 22:34 on Apr 3, 2014

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

Crow Jane posted:

Plus makeup is fun, and so is fashion

yeah p much

Tora! Tora! Tora!
Dec 28, 2008

Shake it baby

Schmeichy posted:

You iron your clothes every morning?

Yeah, it only takes like five minutes and I'd rather do it in little chunks than one big marathon ironing session. Plus I often rewear my work clothes so a quick press makes 'em look fresh again.

Edit: It's seven, I think I can finally crack open a cider without feeling like a ne'er-do-well. BRB

Tora! Tora! Tora! fucked around with this message at 01:09 on Mar 30, 2014

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose

Portals posted:

use a good topcoat and they'll survive weightlifting

Maybe some day I'll listen to the siren call of the nail goons, but for now I'm content.

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

once you are good at ironing it takes a v short time

with extra cheese
Oct 27, 2010
My undereye circles are so bad that my kindergarten teacher thought they were bruises and called social services. They have not improved with age, and if I don't wear concealer, I get a lot of well-meaning people asking me whether things are okay. My make-up routine has become increasingly minimalist over time, but I just can't give up concealer.

amarantinesky posted:

I wasn't allowed to wear makeup in high school so I'd probably be a lot better otherwise. Honestly I'm just bad at time management right now.

we don't even own an iron lmao.

Never buy clothes that need ironing, IMO. I bought both an ironing board and an iron when I lived in my last apartment and I never even removed either from the packaging.

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose

Tora! Tora! Tora! posted:

Yeah, it only takes like five minutes and I'd rather do it in little chunks than one big marathon ironing session. Plus I often rewear my work clothes so a quick press makes 'em look fresh again.

You sound like a real grown up person. I get to wear jeans to work, which I am thankful for.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

Schmeichy posted:

You sound like a real grown up person. I get to wear jeans to work, which I am thankful for.

she was chillin' out on the back porch w her bro in 1987 rockin a shitload of piercings

i was being shat out of my mother in 1987

vaguely
Apr 29, 2013

hot_squirting_honey.gif

Crow Jane posted:

Plus makeup is fun, and so is fashion
I do find them fun, but for me part of fun is not feeling like it's an obligation
like, I can not do it and people won't get weird about it
so for now I save it for special occasions

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Fetus Tree posted:

i was being shat out of my mother in 1987

that's not what happens

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
babies don't come out of the butt

teenytinymouse
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

I did a thing because I'm drunk and housemate is asleep and dull. No makeup +eyebrows, work makeup, out makeup.
http://imgur.com/4MOAzpa
http://imgur.com/Bpuyi8P
http://imgur.com/zJDabiQ

Edit: Nope that's backwards.

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose

vaguely posted:

I do find them fun, but for me part of fun is not feeling like it's an obligation
like, I can not do it and people won't get weird about it
so for now I save it for special occasions

My mother-in-law loves wearing drag queen makeup, and it takes her at least an hour to do it. She will not go out without it on. We joke with her about being a slave to her makeup, but it is true.

stimulated emission
Apr 25, 2011

D-D-D-D-D-D-DEEPER

Schmeichy posted:

You sound like a real grown up person. I get to wear jeans to work, which I am thankful for.

i can wear whatever i want as long as its not a tanktop or shorts
which sucks because im in the southern us and its about to get loving hot

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

boom boom boom posted:

babies don't come out of the butt

well, thats not gonna stop me from trying to impregnate a lady that way

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Shannonmcn posted:

I did a thing because I'm drunk and housemate is asleep and dull. No makeup +eyebrows, work makeup, out makeup.
http://imgur.com/4MOAzpa
http://imgur.com/Bpuyi8P
http://imgur.com/zJDabiQ

You are so pretty

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

I am the Wizard Master
I'm gay.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

good

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose

Shannonmcn posted:

I did a thing because I'm drunk and housemate is asleep and dull. No makeup +eyebrows, work makeup, out makeup.
http://imgur.com/4MOAzpa
http://imgur.com/Bpuyi8P
http://imgur.com/zJDabiQ

Edit: Nope that's backwards.

Lookin good!

teenytinymouse
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

Crow Jane posted:

You are so pretty

You are a nice person.

How does one start a kickstarter to fun ones nosejob. Academic interest, obvs.

vaguely
Apr 29, 2013

hot_squirting_honey.gif

Shannonmcn posted:

I did a thing because I'm drunk and housemate is asleep and dull. No makeup +eyebrows, work makeup, out makeup.

Edit: Nope that's backwards.
cute :3:
even if I didn't already know you were, I'd still say you have a very Irish face

vaguely fucked around with this message at 17:33 on Apr 4, 2014

amarantinesky
Aug 29, 2013

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amarantinesky fucked around with this message at 22:34 on Apr 3, 2014

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose
Quoting from the cute thread:

kinmik posted:

I like the back leg casually pushing it away.








Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye
All this steam friending and L4Ding makes me want to toss my name out there for some zombie killing.

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye
Does anyone else get chicken sandwiches instead of salads whenever they order salads from a fast food joint?

"I want two southwest salads, with crispy chicken." becomes 2 southern chicken sandwiches 50% of the time at this one McD's nearby.

teenytinymouse
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

vaguely posted:

cute :3:
even if I didn't already know you were, I'd still say you have a very Irish face

Granny says I have a Norman nose. I have the perfect mix between the Roman thin nose/ Irish potato nose. Which I guess is correct, technically

Combined with flat face. Luckily I can say 3 phrases in Irish to up my attractiveness.

Titty Warlord
Apr 28, 2013
anyone down for more l4d2?

stimulated emission
Apr 25, 2011

D-D-D-D-D-D-DEEPER
lol that dog

vaguely
Apr 29, 2013

hot_squirting_honey.gif

Shannonmcn posted:

You are a nice person.

How does one start a kickstarter to fun ones nosejob. Academic interest, obvs.
shush you have a lovely nose

Schmeichy posted:

Quoting from the cute thread:
oh my goodness spotty baby kittenfriend :kimchi:

Tora! Tora! Tora!
Dec 28, 2008

Shake it baby

with extra cheese posted:

Never buy clothes that need ironing, IMO. I bought both an ironing board and an iron when I lived in my last apartment and I never even removed either from the packaging.

I used to think that too but clothes just look so much neater when they've been pressed.


Schmeichy posted:

You sound like a real grown up person. I get to wear jeans to work, which I am thankful for.

Yeah, :corsair:. But I'm an engineer, I could wear something ultra casual everyday if I wanted but I like getting dressed up for work and wearing skirts and heels. My style role models are like Dita Von Teese and Gwen Stefani, I have the very slightly tarty but still perfectly covered up and acceptable thing down.


Shannonmcn posted:

I did a thing because I'm drunk and housemate is asleep and dull. No makeup +eyebrows, work makeup, out makeup.
http://imgur.com/4MOAzpa
http://imgur.com/Bpuyi8P
http://imgur.com/zJDabiQ

:allears:

Schmeichy posted:

My mother-in-law loves wearing drag queen makeup, and it takes her at least an hour to do it. She will not go out without it on. We joke with her about being a slave to her makeup, but it is true.

Seen the pics of Kim Kardashian and her "everyday" contour?





boom boom boom posted:

babies don't come out of the butt

mpreg :colbert:

amarantinesky
Aug 29, 2013

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amarantinesky fucked around with this message at 22:35 on Apr 3, 2014

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye
I can sympathize with the nose feelings. I never really even thought about my nose until the nurse or doctor or whatever that was giving me a health screening before I could donate plasma asked me when I broke my nose and made a big deal out of it. I obsessed about it for years and even started putting aside money to get my nose fixed because of how ugly and smushed it was.

Meis
Sep 2, 2011

Shannonmcn posted:

I did a thing because I'm drunk and housemate is asleep and dull. No makeup +eyebrows, work makeup, out makeup.
http://imgur.com/4MOAzpa
http://imgur.com/Bpuyi8P
http://imgur.com/zJDabiQ

Edit: Nope that's backwards.

Shannon! You're so pretty! I actually gasped out loud

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
its too bad you dont like your nose, its a very dignified nose imo

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

vaguely posted:

shush you have a lovely nose

as a Nose Man i agree


no joke that's how i learned calculus

stimulated emission
Apr 25, 2011

D-D-D-D-D-D-DEEPER
my nose has a lil upturn that my mom said i got because i wiped my nose too much as a kid and it was my fault

e: my mom used to be kind of crazy

amarantinesky
Aug 29, 2013

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amarantinesky fucked around with this message at 22:35 on Apr 3, 2014

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Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye
I like how the dog glances back at the nearby humans when it happens. They always look over for reassurance to figure out how the heck they're supposed to feel about a Weird Thing That Happened.

Edit: Or they poo poo on the floor.

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