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got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
I'm don't know how to use photoshop well.

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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Gotta nuke something

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

:golfclap:

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

And here we go. That's the kind of judo hobo poo poo I was hoping for.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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toby
Dec 4, 2002

kiimo posted:

And here we go. That's the kind of judo hobo poo poo I was hoping for.

For real somebody go make a GBS thread, the forums need more funny things to happen

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:
nvm

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer

I don't find it possible to view this image without hearing the word "engage' in my head.

G-III
Mar 4, 2001


I like how Dr. Crusher looks like she doesn't have one gently caress to give about anything going on in that picture.

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




toby posted:

For real somebody go make a GBS thread, the forums need more funny things to happen

I guess I'll press my luck and make it.

Eh, couldn't come up with a good thread title.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3620752

Canned Panda fucked around with this message at 02:00 on Mar 30, 2014

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"
The first response was goatse, the second was him in 9/11.

Well done, goons.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

net cafe scandal posted:

For comparison:



Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012

Can we get this guy probated? There's a GBS thread for this kind of posting

Cage
Jul 17, 2003
www.revivethedrive.org
Dont think this is a poster, probably just a dvd cover but its still terrible. Get it, the hair is parted the other way! Click for huge.

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

Hat Thoughts posted:

Can we get this guy probated? There's a GBS thread for this kind of posting

Agreed. I expect that the CD mods already have a probation queued up for this clown.

Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

"Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."
Sorry about your career, Chris Kattan. You were hilarious in House on Haunted Hill.

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:
Yes, and the same goes for you Chris Kattan

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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That was pretty fast for a Shutter Island remake.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Cage posted:

Dont think this is a poster, probably just a dvd cover but its still terrible. Get it, the hair is parted the other way! Click for huge.



I would say that this completely succeeds as a poster because looking at it, I'm pretty sure I can guess at least 90% of what happens in the movie.

It also guarantees that I will never watch a second of it.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Gorilla Salad posted:

I would say that this completely succeeds as a poster because looking at it, I'm pretty sure I can guess at least 90% of what happens in the movie.

A massive violation of medical ethics.

Forgall
Oct 16, 2012

by Azathoth

MikeJF posted:

A massive violation of medical ethics.
So this movie is just like Antichrist.

Ariza
Feb 8, 2006

Forgall posted:

So this movie is just like Antichrist.

Eww. Now I see Mango as both He and She and it is gross.

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

Gorilla Salad posted:

It also guarantees that I will never watch a second of it.

A minimalist poster that is just a black background with white text that says "Starring Chris Kattan" is enough to make not want to watch a second of it.

Carly Gay Dead Son
Aug 27, 2007

Bonus.

GrandpaPants posted:

A minimalist poster that is just a black background with white text that says "Starring Chris Kattan" is enough to make not want to watch a second of it.

Actually I'd watch the poo poo out of whatever that poster was for.

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

Cage posted:

Dont think this is a poster, probably just a dvd cover but its still terrible. Get it, the hair is parted the other way! Click for huge.



The music in the trailer is goddamn amazing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNMoeKdPxdo

It's just as bland and predictable as I had hoped. :allears:

Optimist with doubt
May 16, 2010

Scoop Lover

:vince:

he knows...
It could be worse, it could have Rob Schneider.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Optimist with doubt posted:

It could be worse, it could have Rob Schneider.

I can think of times I've found Rob Schneider at least tolerable. The same can't be said for Chris Kattan.

MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo
I liked Chris Kattan in A Night at the Roxbury. Haven't seen him in anything else though.

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:
I'm watching it right now just to spite you fuckers.

wait...

e: Oh man. This is...

e: Oh well this is depressing.

e: This is not quality film-making.

Dissapointed Owl fucked around with this message at 18:31 on Mar 31, 2014

LightsGameraAction
Sep 4, 2006

Yodzilla posted:

The music in the trailer is goddamn amazing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNMoeKdPxdo

It's just as bland and predictable as I had hoped. :allears:

So the plot is a horror movie. Cool.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
Kattan looks weird in that trailer. Like he gained the normal amount of weight you'd expect since last I saw him, but his face looks exactly the same as it did in 1998. He also doesn't look like he had plastic surgery, so its kind of a mystery.

Edit: On watching it again I'm thinking he's wearing a fake stomach for the one part so he can play a skinnier guy as the mental patient. A real Daniel-Day Lewis over here.

Basebf555 fucked around with this message at 21:04 on Mar 31, 2014

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:
Okay. I just watched all of Crazy Enough. Not worth it.

Yodzilla posted:

The music in the trailer is goddamn amazing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNMoeKdPxdo

The music is by Steve Drozd of Flaming Lips.

The music is loving awful.

Basebf555 posted:

Kattan looks weird in that trailer. Like he gained the normal amount of weight you'd expect since last I saw him, but his face looks exactly the same as it did in 1998. He also doesn't look like he had plastic surgery, so its kind of a mystery.

I don't know, most of the time he just looks like this:

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
I have a particular hatred for Chris Kattan because I had a roommate in college who thought it was hilarious to freak people out by humping them like Mr. Peepers. Also because when working at a video store we ran promos for Corky Romano for loving months. And I sat through Monkeybone.

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

Yodzilla posted:

I have a particular hatred for Chris Kattan because I had a roommate in college who thought it was hilarious to freak people out by humping them like Mr. Peepers. Also because when working at a video store we ran promos for Corky Romano for loving months. And I sat through Monkeybone.

At least Chris Kattan was dead in that one.

Monkeybone was bizarre. Henry Selick is a great animation director, but that movie was friggin weird and dark, but at the same time juvenile and not funny. But also imaginative.

e: I guess Kattan had a bigger role than I remembered seeing as he features prominently in most of the posters.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

MrBling posted:

I liked Chris Kattan in A Night at the Roxbury. Haven't seen him in anything else though.
Undercover Brother?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Poster of the movie of Dawn of The Planet of The Apes

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

The MSJ posted:

Poster of the movie of Dawn of The Planet of The Apes



I wanna cuddle that little monkey :3:

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Gotta nuke something
Just based on the movies titles alone, you would think the 2011 movie should've been called Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, and this one should have been Rise of The Planet of The Apes. Gotta dawn before you can rise in power.

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Just based on the movies titles alone, you would think the 2011 movie should've been called Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, and this one should have been Rise of The Planet of The Apes. Gotta dawn before you can rise in power.

I keep pointing this out to people, it's way more frustrating than it should be

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Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Just based on the movies titles alone, you would think the 2011 movie should've been called Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, and this one should have been Rise of The Planet of The Apes. Gotta dawn before you can rise in power.

I'm not a natural English speaker, so the context of things and use of words might be different for me, I always thought using rise was more in a revolutionary sense. Like "Rise against the oppressors" thing.

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