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Paladine_PSoT posted:I can only hope this happened at the law firm of morrison foster... The mofo.com sysadmins would be in the catbird seat, whatever goes down.
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We got a strange one last week. One of our offices that does a particularly large amount of paper work sent in a ticket claiming the copier was taking a long time to produce copies. To a man we all laughed and talked about how stupid they were. I have literally never heard of something like that in my 16 years of IT. Til low and behold we look at it and sure enough its taking a long dang time to copy. 4 minutes by our timing for 3 sheets. Friggin weird. Anyone ever seen a copier start to slow down copying as it gets old?
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Syano posted:We got a strange one last week. One of our offices that does a particularly large amount of paper work sent in a ticket claiming the copier was taking a long time to produce copies. To a man we all laughed and talked about how stupid they were. I have literally never heard of something like that in my 16 years of IT. Til low and behold we look at it and sure enough its taking a long dang time to copy. 4 minutes by our timing for 3 sheets. Friggin weird. Anyone ever seen a copier start to slow down copying as it gets old? Check the DPI settings. Also yes things get slower as they get older.
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A new tool came in: our company is replacing HP Service Manager with ServiceNow for service management (tickets, release, assets, etc). Can't be worse than Service Mangler, could it ?
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A spam email came in, complete with a warning from the mail server about the attachment containing "W32/Trojan.MNWL-4927." Our first-tier guy then forwarded it individually to almost everyone in the company asking "is this attachment something you were expecting? I don't know what it is." God drat it.
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Install Windows posted:I call bullshit because It was NIS. Not even DNS or AD. And I was a student intern at the time, I wasn't running anything. The other one I was thinking of was a customer much later that used a .net domain name that they used to have, but let lapse. They had actually registered it, even though it was only for internal stuff. Beancounters basically said, "if it's only for internal stuff, we don't have to renew it.
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nitrogen posted:It was NIS. Not even DNS or AD. And I was a student intern at the time, I wasn't running anything. also using .local now causes issues with apple devices etc, so it's still good advice to use a valid domain tld nowadays. Content! EMAIL: A new meeting invite was sent out for the Daily Check-in, however, there are still individuals attempting to use the old one. The meeting invite individuals should delete has Join online meeting and the one to keep has Join Lync Meeting in the body of the email. ...... I'm not sure if they want me to click delete for all the users or something. namol fucked around with this message at 16:56 on Mar 31, 2014 |
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Sonic Dude posted:A spam email came in, complete with a warning from the mail server about the attachment containing "W32/Trojan.MNWL-4927." Our first-tier guy then forwarded it individually to almost everyone in the company asking "is this attachment something you were expecting? I don't know what it is." Sounds like you need a new first-tier guy. Send out an email individually with the job opening saying "is this posting something you were expecting? I don't know what it is."
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tomapot posted:A new tool came in: our company is replacing HP Service Manager with ServiceNow for service management (tickets, release, assets, etc). Can't be worse than Service Mangler, could it ? Hope you don't need any custom fields, workflow, or anything that doesn't come out-of-the-box!
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Sonic Dude posted:A spam email came in, complete with a warning from the mail server about the attachment containing "W32/Trojan.MNWL-4927." Our first-tier guy then forwarded it individually to almost everyone in the company asking "is this attachment something you were expecting? I don't know what it is."
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nitrogen posted:I am not an AD guy, but thats what i recommend. (using a subdomain of a domain you own) Here's why: The solution is simple. Let's just all agree right now on a standard that is guaranteed to never become a tld. <companyname>.dickbutt
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Paladine_PSoT posted:The solution is simple. Let's just all agree right now on a standard that is guaranteed to never become a tld. <companyname>.dickbutt
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nitrogen posted:It was NIS. Not even DNS or AD. And I was a student intern at the time, I wasn't running anything. That's still really unfair to categorize .int as being "grabbed" by the relevant authorities. A lot of country codes hadn't yet been formally figured out by '88. Plus with the whole thing where initially they only wanted 2, 3, and 4 letter domains, .int was the only thing that made sense to signify "international/no nation". I woulda used a company/organization name for internal stuff then, to be honest.
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KoRMaK posted:I'll give you 20 schmekuls to register a domain with .dickbutt Sometimes domain naming is more of an art than a science. A lot of people don't know that, Morty.
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This was in my feed today: So precious.
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# ? Mar 31, 2014 19:13 |
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Just a reminder that tomorrow is April Fools Day, so if you haven't thought of anything to do to your users, these are pretty harmless.
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nexxai posted:Just a reminder that tomorrow is April Fools Day, so if you haven't thought of anything to do to your users, these are pretty harmless. This is brilliant. Going to put up two of these. I only wish I was located near the printers to listen to this.
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nexxai posted:Just a reminder that tomorrow is April Fools Day, so if you haven't thought of anything to do to your users, these are pretty harmless. Google isn't finding one of these for a Pepsi machine, happen to have one?
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nitrogen posted:I am not an AD guy, but thats what i recommend. (using a subdomain of a domain you own) Here's why: Essentially this, use a real domain. Whether it's a subdomain of one you already use or one you register specifically for this purpose doesn't matter. Don't use company.com unless you want a world of hurt, if people need the logins to look pretty then UPN suffixes take care of this.
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CommanderApaul posted:Google isn't finding one of these for a Pepsi machine, happen to have one?
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nexxai posted:Just a reminder that tomorrow is April Fools Day, so if you haven't thought of anything to do to your users, these are pretty harmless. None for Toshiba! (Quick GIS didn't bring up any. Safesearch here at work, dunno if that might skew the results.) I did this a couple years ago, got a few people...
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Zamboni Apocalypse posted:None for Toshiba! Or Samsung. I'm the last one out of the office today, it would be perfect...
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Kyrosiris posted:Or Samsung. I'm the last one out of the office today, it would be perfect... Opposite here, I'm coming in early since I have to leave at 2pm. I'm just going to put the Coke sign on the Pepsi machine, I don't think anyone is going to notice. Debating on the printers. My office is an uptight bunch when it comes to technology issues.
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# ? Mar 31, 2014 20:39 |
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If you can install GIMP you can very easily convert them to whatever brand you want. This isn't exactly high-level photoshoppery guys.
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# ? Mar 31, 2014 20:40 |
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Regarding TLD and .local, keep in mind that TLDs are now a free for all (since 2008ish) given enough time and ICANN's application fees.
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deimos posted:Regarding TLD and .local, keep in mind that TLDs are now a free for all (since 2008ish) given enough time and ICANN's application fees. It will also be useful if we run into another species with a data-network that wants to interface. Their TLD will be whatever genus-species they are. KoRMaK fucked around with this message at 21:13 on Mar 31, 2014 |
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KoRMaK posted:The internet is going to be really useful when humans start spreading through the galaxy and have data communication across light years that responds almost instantly (or like a week). Um... exactly how do you envisage this working without violating general relativity? Edit: What this boils down to is that you can choose any two of the following three items: - Relativity - Causality - FTL travel / exchange of information rolleyes fucked around with this message at 21:18 on Mar 31, 2014 |
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rolleyes posted:Um... exactly how do you envisage this working without violating general relativity? Have you ever seen the factual documentary "What The Bleep Do We Know!?"
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KoRMaK posted:It will also be useful if we run into another species with a data-network that wants to interface. Their TLD will be whatever genus-species they are. Of you know, .domains because you really need a TLD for uh a collection of domains I guess. (.ninja and .properties are coming too, that last one will be oodles of fun)
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rolleyes posted:Um... exactly how do you envisage this working without violating general relativity? :edit: Ah gently caress, nevermind. That doesn't work either.
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rolleyes posted:Um... exactly how do you envisage this working without violating general relativity? I find your assumption that we live in a causal universe offensive at the exact same time that I do not find your assumption that we live in a causal universe offensive. Help, I cannot collapse waveforms.
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KoRMaK posted:The internet is going to be really useful when humans start spreading through the galaxy and have data communication across light years that responds almost instantly (or like a week). New planet, new TLD. The future is literally Ender's Game. Complete with the sexless Catholic pig people who are born from trees and kept alive by sentient viruses.
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rolleyes posted:Um... exactly how do you envisage this working without violating general relativity? I have never really understood the problem with FTL information breaking causality. Yes, in some frame of reference, effect appears to happen before cause, because the information from the effect gets to you first, but really that's no different from if you were deaf and the fastest information could travel to you was speed-of-sound; that doesn't mean Mach I is the fastest anything can go. EDIT: And that doesn't mean that if I hear an effect before a cause, that the effect happened first just because I perceived it to happen first. sfwarlock fucked around with this message at 21:51 on Mar 31, 2014 |
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deimos posted:Regarding TLD and .local, keep in mind that TLDs are now a free for all (since 2008ish) given enough time and ICANN's application fees. This is the main reasoning I saw against using .local when I was researching in to it. If someone did go through the effort of registering .local top level domain I wonder what kind of interesting traffic they would see coming to contoso.local.
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An email came in! From my department head so that must mean it's important! Subject: Google Chrome Body Text: Can you get this fixed... ? ... everywhere ... In a mad panic I called a couple people. They were all able to launch Chrome without issue. I logged on to several different machines using different access level accounts and they could all load Chrome just fine.
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Varkk posted:This is the main reasoning I saw against using .local when I was researching in to it. If someone did go through the effort of registering .local top level domain I wonder what kind of interesting traffic they would see coming to contoso.local. Can't be done, RFC 6762 reserved .local
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Zamboni Apocalypse posted:None for Toshiba! (Quick GIS didn't bring up any. Safesearch here at work, dunno if that might skew the results.)
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deimos posted:Of you know, .domains because you really need a TLD for uh a collection of domains I guess. (.ninja and .properties are coming too, that last one will be oodles of fun) http://loving.domains/
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sfwarlock posted:I have never really understood the problem with FTL information breaking causality. Yes, in some frame of reference, effect appears to happen before cause, because the information from the effect gets to you first, but really that's no different from if you were deaf and the fastest information could travel to you was speed-of-sound; that doesn't mean Mach I is the fastest anything can go. Light speed and speed of sound are fundamentally different though. i.e. if you're on an airplane traveling mach 0.8 and shooting a bullet straight ahead at mach 0.8 (relative to the plane) the bullet will be traveling at mach 1.6 relative to the air. The same thing isn't true for light speed. As for the causality problems, imagine a 1km long spaceship traveling in a straight line from here towards Alpha Centauri at 97% lightspeed. Because of the various effect from relativity (time dilation at 0.97c is about 1 to 4): - An observer from the Earth will believe that the ship is moving, and see a ~250m long spaceship traveling the 4 light years in a bit more than 4 years. It starts in the year 2100 and arrives in 2104. - An observer on the ship itself will believe the stars are moving and see the trip as traveling 1 light years distance in a bit more than 1 year. It starts in 2100 and arrives in 2101. Both of these claims are equally true. Now, if faster-than-lightspeed communication existed, the ship passengers could grab the 2104 Earth-Lottery numbers while passing Alpha Centauri at their 2101 ship clock and win the jackpot three ship-years later.
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peak debt posted:and win the jackpot three ship-years later. Only if the people on Earth are silly enough to allow the people on the ship to enter the 2104 lottery when the ship's calendar says 2104, which (assuming no more travel) is 2107-ish on Earth.
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