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Avshalom posted:this happened to me once but it was a whole chicken and it was in the oven for six hours without cooking. the oven was on and operating normally. nobody has ever been able to figure out how it happened The heat-seeking oven gnome has traveled a great distance. His journey was long and wearying, but he is now home. In my oven.
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Corn Thongs posted:Is Betty who famous in Australia? I have become such a fan Betty who? jk I googled her but I still have no idea. I'm going to say Probably Not but I'm old and probably out of the loop - I only found out about One Direction when I was on teaching rounds and met some 13 year old girls.
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Avshalom posted:this happened to me once but it was a whole chicken and it was in the oven for six hours without cooking. the oven was on and operating normally. nobody has ever been able to figure out how it happened You're supposed to thaw it first.
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Pessimism posted:You're supposed to thaw it first. i've corrected the links on my website and added hegel's munching horse because content is very important to me
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Avshalom posted:carmelo is the main character of Sounds like Candide!
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Tempus Fugit posted:Sounds like Candide! As an insufferably pretentious high-schooler, I screenprinted one of the tacky but awesome illustrations from my copy of Candide onto canvas, which I sewed onto my coat next to the Beardsley patch I had made. I also don't think a day went by that I didn't quote Oscar Wilde It was a dark time in my life
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Avshalom posted:we've been told to use absolutely no tables ever gently caress the police Put tables in tables
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you can use tables when you want to, like, present a table of stats of some poo poo. no tables for layout.
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Avshalom posted:we've been told to use absolutely no tables ever Also change give the monkey marquee tag the attribute behavior="alternate" so it bounces back and forth Unless that is your artistic goal
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I took a nap but I think it was more of a sleep since it was six hours longWildlife Analysis posted:Programming is one of the best jobs to get if you hate your life and wish to die. Crow Jane posted:My life goal is to keep on keepin' on Women's Rights? posted:why do you people have copies of twilight immediately on hand so that you can post quotes from the books aaaaaah it's like i don't even know you anymore Shannonmcn posted:All cats go to Valhalla. Obligatory Toast posted:The twilight vamps are super goddamn confusing because apparently APPARENTLY when you become a vamp you get an extra chromosome - which, as i understand it, humans don't deal with very well. it is a work of beauty (breadbasket tittywinkles) gonna follow you on tumblr like a weirdo Avshalom posted:we've been told to use absolutely no tables ever Portals fucked around with this message at 02:18 on Apr 1, 2014 |
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Crow Jane posted:As an insufferably pretentious high-schooler, I screenprinted one of the tacky but awesome illustrations from my copy of Candide onto canvas, which I sewed onto my coat next to the Beardsley patch I had made. I also don't think a day went by that I didn't quote Oscar Wilde We've all been there, trust me.
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Portals posted:it is a work of beauty (breadbasket tittywinkles)  i don't think i actually post anything on tumblr that i don't post here. you can laugh at me when i make huge effortposts about my depression and then delete them five minutes later because i remembered that some of my uni friends read my blog. also a whole bunch of obnoxious references to my ~original characters~ that you won't get because my mother made me promise to never let anyone read the novel in its entirety until it's published
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Fetus Tree posted:enhance that cute cat This cat makes me so happy! Also, it is comcast watchathon week, which means that I should be getting ready for my class that starts tomorrow, but instead I am watching Game of Thrones.
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Avshalom posted:gonna follow you right back I basically don't post anything on mine, I will just be a silent presence my tumblr is a testament to my failure to follow my hope of drawing more frequently
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Fetus Tree posted:enhance that cute cat boop that nose. boop iiiiit
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Avshalom posted:vanya gives me this look when he wants to go outside I just don't let my cat outside and avoid the problem altogether. Although my cat does act similarly when it comes to going the bathroom, which means that whether he ends up in the bathroom or out, he yowls the whole time. Extra frustrating once you sit down and can't get back up until you're finished.
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Portals posted:I basically don't post anything on mine, I will just be a silent presence i have a tumblr account for the purpose of following some people who post cool hockey gifs i do not contribute
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Putty posted:i'm gonna record a let's play now and am drinking coffee from a can when you started to play video games
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Avshalom posted:i'm drinking coffee from a mug and trying to move my boobs independently of each other and that is why you are an objectively better person than putty
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i thought i'd achieved something but it was only my abs twitching and moving my boobs passively like tectonic plates and mighty mountains
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toe knee hand posted:when you started to play video games you think you're tough, toe knee hand? do ya, do ya? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXWiG2B4zk see how long you can watch this videogame video without vomiting
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i've been drinking iced coffee recently. cold brew. basically you stick coffee and cold water in a jar in the fridge for a day and then you strain it and drink it. it's good. can drink it over ice with or without milk or add chocolate syrup and blend it to get something frappucino-like. tasty.
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Obligatory Toast posted:The twilight vamps are super goddamn confusing because apparently APPARENTLY when you become a vamp you get an extra chromosome - which, as i understand it, humans don't deal with very well. isn't an extra chromosome what down's syndrome is
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Torka posted:isn't an extra chromosome what down's syndrome is that was the joke dongicus or someone made like 2-3 pages ago when he quoted this post and said "oh that explains everything" you're a little late e: it was jetsetlemming. that explains everything.
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Avshalom posted:i thought i'd achieved something but it was only my abs twitching and moving my boobs passively like tectonic plates and mighty mountains this is how you move your boobs, there is no other way because boobmuscles aren't a thing
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toe knee hand posted:that was the joke dongicus or someone made like 2-3 pages ago when he quoted this post and said "oh that explains everything" lol if you think I'm smart enough to make that joke
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toe knee hand posted:that was the joke dongicus or someone made like 2-3 pages ago when he quoted this post and said "oh that explains everything" I wasn't making a joke 
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Dongicus posted:lol if you think I'm smart enough to make that joke yea it was jetsetlemming sorry
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Portals posted:this is how you move your boobs, there is no other way because boobmuscles aren't a thing well-developed pecs can move boobs when flexed
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Avshalom posted:gonna follow you right back I have a bunch of ~original characters~ too, lets trade notes some time. Also I should probably finish the stories that they live in. They must be sad to live in incomplete stories. If I don't finish they'll become my headmates and yell at me to make a tumblr and post about getting triggered by cats or whatever
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Fetus Tree posted:enhance that cute cat Hmm. Have you ever tried holding beer with your feet?
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