Movie Posters - The good, the bad & the awful

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BiggestOrangeTree: May 19, 2008

effectual posted:

Get Sam Jackson, he's already done a few movies like that.

It's true, how could we ever forget?

# ? Apr 1, 2014 18:57

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# ? May 26, 2024 09:46

Robert Denby: Sep 9, 2007; Denial isn't just a river in Egypt, huh? Nah, get fucked mate.

"Rocky" is getting re-released on Blu-Ray in Germany. This is the actual cover.

# ? Apr 1, 2014 19:41

Basebf555: Feb 29, 2008; The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!; Fun Shoe

Stallone looks like that gypsy woman from Drag Me to Hell that puts a curse on Alison Lohman.

# ? Apr 1, 2014 19:48

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

Robert Denby posted:

"Rocky" is getting re-released on Blu-Ray in Germany. This is the actual cover.

I see that lady who botched the fresco is still getting work.

# ? Apr 1, 2014 19:57

kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

Oh home video. :allears:

# ? Apr 1, 2014 20:41

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Doctor Bishop posted:

Well, there goes the ~~planet~~ neighborhood.

NO
ONE
HAS
DRIVEWAYS

# ? Apr 1, 2014 20:55

Mr. Squishy: Mar 22, 2010; A country where you can always get richer.

White supremacists park on their lawns.

# ? Apr 1, 2014 21:24

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD: Sep 14, 2007; everything is yours

effectual posted:

Am I reading this wrong or are they going for, "Black dad is an angry racist, too." Because, when you think about it, African Americans are just like neonazis

Get Sam Jackson, he's already done a few movies like that.
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I can guarantee it won't be as good as Lakeview Terrace.

# ? Apr 1, 2014 22:20

Teenage Fansub: Jan 28, 2006

Illinois Smith posted:

Rob Liefeld's lovely Noah poster just showed up in my facebook feed. I guess it could be worse, at least he didn't have to draw anyone's feet. The complete lack of pouches makes me doubt its authenticity though.

Remember Noah? He's that Japanese fellow from the bible!

Could this possibly be an April Fools? Is it a confirmed thing?

e: Found out for myself.
http://www.slashfilm.com/noah-art-posters/ Posted five days ago.

ee: and there's this http://www.firstshowing.net/2014/take-a-look-inside-darren-aronofskys-stunning-nyc-noah-art-show/

These should've been posters.

'Original very holy moly'

Teenage Fansub fucked around with this message at 00:01 on Apr 2, 2014

# ? Apr 1, 2014 23:48

net cafe scandal: Mar 18, 2011

Still freaking out about the Noah poster. That is beyond funny.

# ? Apr 1, 2014 23:51

Franz von Dada: Feb 10, 2014; A Boy and His Parasite

Teenage Fansub posted:

a bunch of Noah posters that look nothing like the Aronofsky film

Is there some other movie about Noah's Ark coming out that I just completely missed?

# ? Apr 1, 2014 23:58

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

Franz von Dada posted:

Is there some other movie about Noah's Ark coming out that I just completely missed?

A bunch of artists making posters in their style???? The gently caress is this horseshit

# ? Apr 2, 2014 01:15

Come And See: Sep 15, 2008; We're all awash in a sea of blood, and the least we can do is wave to each other.

This was the poster they were handing out in my theater (Calgary):

Apparently there was a tie-in graphic novel, which this art is from.

# ? Apr 2, 2014 01:29

leokitty: Apr 5, 2005; I live. I die. I live again.

Illinois Smith posted:

Noah aside can't decide if I love the tiger's fangs or the walrus' nose more. Also my brain refuses to process that someone intentionally sought him out and paid for him to do any poster.

# ? Apr 2, 2014 01:31

High Warlord Zog: Dec 12, 2012

A lovely poster for a hacky sex-comedy with a stupid premise. Here's the trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZqxkqEGyJ8

# ? Apr 2, 2014 01:37

scary ghost dog: Aug 5, 2007

Looks hilarious.

# ? Apr 2, 2014 01:41

Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

That looks pretty funny and if I weren't on mobile I'd just post the King Missile video and get it over with.

# ? Apr 2, 2014 01:47

MikeJF: Dec 20, 2003

High Warlord Zog posted:

A lovely poster for a hacky sex-comedy with a stupid premise. Here's the trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZqxkqEGyJ8

...how? How was this approved? How did they get people to star in it?

Is this one of those movies that was okayed as a tax writeoff?

MikeJF fucked around with this message at 05:06 on Apr 2, 2014

# ? Apr 2, 2014 02:01

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Darthemed posted:

NO
ONE
HAS
DRIVEWAYS

And the house just above and left of the S in Supremacy doesn't even have a street address. I guess it could be someone's guest house :shrug:

# ? Apr 2, 2014 02:36

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Hat Thoughts posted:

I find Brendan Fraser kind of endlessly likable in the way this video suggests
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98HEGgwgVok

Same here. Any time I see him in a movie I know I'm going to find him absolutely likeable and probably goofily charming. It really is a drat shame he's not in better movies.

MikeJF posted:

...[/i]how?[/i] How was this approved? How did they get people to star in it?

Is this one of those movies that was okayed as a tax writeoff?

I see these trailers and can only assume they go around gyms and pick whoever's working out with their shirt off or in the tiniest pants and offer them money for a few days work.

# ? Apr 2, 2014 05:03

Young Freud: Nov 26, 2006

Gorilla Salad posted:

I see these trailers and can only assume they go around gyms and pick whoever's working out with their shirt off or in the tiniest pants and offer them money for a few days work.

Nightclubs work as well. I know a horror movie that was produced locally that featured a bunch of people they recruited from a club that I go to.

# ? Apr 2, 2014 07:07

MikeJF: Dec 20, 2003

Gorilla Salad posted:

I see these trailers and can only assume they go around gyms and pick whoever's working out with their shirt off or in the tiniest pants and offer them money for a few days work.

That does explain Cam Gigandet.

# ? Apr 2, 2014 07:37

Alhazred: Feb 16, 2011

# ? Apr 2, 2014 16:53

Young Freud: Nov 26, 2006

Alhazred posted:

I, I know what they're going for but goddamn does it not read like a unicorn with red hair.

# ? Apr 2, 2014 16:55

schwenz: Jun 20, 2003; Awful is only a word. The reality is much, much worse.

Alhazred posted:

I'm sure this says something about me, but I see this as the unicorn horn going up satans rear end.

# ? Apr 2, 2014 17:10

Desperado Bones: Aug 29, 2009; Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!

I thought it was a fan poster for Nymphomaniac :newlol:

# ? Apr 2, 2014 17:17

Hand of the King: May 11, 2012

Alhazred posted:

I seriously cannot even tell what this is.

# ? Apr 2, 2014 17:37

Meatwave: Feb 21, 2014; Truest Detective - Work Crew Division.

Alhazred posted:

The legend of some dude in short pants about to get blown by a unicorn.

# ? Apr 2, 2014 17:44

MikeJF: Dec 20, 2003

I'm just seeing a tentacle monster with a weird orifice in the middle.

# ? Apr 2, 2014 18:03

Alhazred: Feb 16, 2011

Meatwave posted:

The legend of some dude in short pants about to get blown by a unicorn.

http://imgur.com/rt3Mt6O :nws:

# ? Apr 2, 2014 18:05

Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

Alhazred posted:

http://imgur.com/rt3Mt6O

What.

Meatwave posted:

The legend of some dude in short pants about to get blown by a unicorn.

That's not too far off considering the original script for Legend had Tim Curry's demon character turning the princess into a dog and then loving her.

# ? Apr 2, 2014 18:16